Today is just not your day: The Game

You make disturbance and romp.
Today is a dual day.
You now are disturbance, kept alongside romp in a top secret facility somewhere in the northern hemisphere.

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But where is the third Sciocont amigo?
Today is a very Sciocont Day.
You are Lizard, who is kept in a top secret facility in the Southern Hemisphere, away from its friends. :slightly_frowning_face:

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Who sealed you three away?
Today is new world order day.
You now are Hexaquill, the true ruler of the whole world.

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And who made Hexaquill?
Today is a very rhetorical day.
You are now Mr42, the creator of Hexaquill.

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However a more powerful entity watches over the world…
Today is a blue day.
You now are Hhyyrylainen, the god of the sol system.

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Meanwhile, in space.
Today is a very Portal 2 Day.
You are now Wheatley, who is wondering why there is another being that looks like it.

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It doesn’t have to wonder for long as something blasts it into pieces…
Today is a dark day.
You now are Hhyyrylainen’s evil brother.

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And Hhyyrylainen’s evil brother only comes out for one reason.
Today is just not your day.
You are now temporarily banned by Hhyyrylainen’s evil brother due to posting underwater civ comments for the millionth time.

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The underwater civs aren’t alone however…
Today is a photosynthetic day.
You now are an illegal sentient plant civ.

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And not just any sentient plant.
Today is a very sci-fi day.
You are now a sentient rainbow bamboo from the Semiosis Trilogy.

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What do the Hhyyrylainens do?
Today is a fusion day.
You now are the combination of Evillainen (Hhyyrylainen’s evil brother) and Hhyyrylainen set on destroying these plant civs.

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Another sentient civ comes into the foray.
Today is a very chitin day.
You are now a sentient Fungi civ.

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There’s one more civ coming…
Today is a small day.
You now are an unicellular civ.

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And this unicellular civ is made of eukaryotes.
Today is a very cilliate day.
You are now a civ of sentient Stentors.

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What do you eat?
Today is a micro civ day.
You now are a bacteria civ.

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And not just any bacteria civ.
Today is a very Permian Day.
You are now the Purple-bacteria civ that killed off a majority of ocean life during the P-T Extinction.

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Someone comes to destroy you!
Today is a semi-alive day.
You now are a virus civ.

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No one knows when you evolved.
Today is a very speculative day.
You are now the very first viroid.

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Something strange happens!
Today is an early day for that…
You now are a sentient viroid.

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All Plants beware!
Today is a very domesticated day.
You are now a domesticated plant used as a crop by a sentient viroid civilization.

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