Weird/Funny dreams

Oh no, another superposition! (Schrรถdingerโ€™s animacy)

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The object appears dead to a biologist, but is perfectly alive to all others!

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Once again devil visits me and torments me with gomorrah and lust. But now he subverts and corrupts the most pure of pictures and feelings. Now he covers in coat of righteous, as always. And we all are forced to bear the shame for what has happened to us in a mere dream. Now we are forced to bear the shame for our brain chemicals that worked incorrectly.

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Youโ€™ve had this problem as far back as you can remember?

Last night, I dreamed that I had a Half-Life computer, which was sort of biological. It had a heart that would pump an opaque white biocoolant to the components and I remember feeding it some sort of pill to its mouth and later, its intestines would burst out of the computer, which revealed that the purpose of the pill was to flush out the biocoolant.

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Where was the mouth located?

I had a dream last night, or nightmare rather, where Trump and Elon were in a helicopter and attacked random people in a skyscraper that looked vaguely like the Empire State Building. I was in an elevator with fifteen other people, including a woman, a dog, a grandma, and a small Frankensteinโ€™s monster thing, and the grandma pressed all the buttons on the elevator and it crashed into the ground floor, killing everybody except the grandma (who I just realized had the same face as Elderbug), me, the woman, and Frankensteinโ€™s toddler.
My brain certainly has twisted it since I dreamt it. I donโ€™t remember there being a dog, for instance.

Then how did you recall the dog if you couldnโ€™t remember it? Was the dream written down?

Only within my head. It was six hours after I woke up when I wrote this down here.

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Hmm. Well certainly that grandma had something going up with herโ€ฆ

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I just woke up from the strangest dream ever. For some reason, I was in a weird mall, where everyone was wearing a leather creature (remember them?) hoodie. These leather creature hoodies come in different colors, from to Blue to Red to Purple. Purple was apparently the most popular color, since it was the original color for the hoodie. Also, for some reason, no one was wearing shoes, but only walking with socks. There are these super long horizontal escalators that you would see in airports, but they were combined with super tall vertical escalators, and weird curving paths with seat cushions and shops on the side. These weird curing paths would stop on the various floating floors.

I remember going through one floor, where all the shops were basically rip-offed other brands, kind of like what you would see in the Indian subcontinent. One shop in particular did not even have any real walls, and was somehow a mini mall within the mall. I distinctively remember it resembling the mall of my second hometown, since that mall had a Taekwondo shop, but this shop was empty of people and had all the lights on. I did not go inside this open shop, but only saw it from the outside.

Next, I kept on going, and passed by an open candy shop. Only this one was selling brain-cotton candy made from brains to other people. I absolutely stayed away from that. I started feeling hungry, but then started to randomly go on different long and vertical escalators. Apparently, I was trying to follow someone, but this person was like evil and had two kids, who were not actually kids, and instead evil maniacs. I followed these people to the roof floor, where I could see the wooden beams and the dried leaf material of the roof. I also followed them to the prison-concrete complex basement. Then, I was trying to run all of the sudden, probably because these evil people caught wind of someone else following them. I nearly got caught, but somehow managed to make a hair-breath escape on a different weird escalator.

Since I was still hungry, I went to the food court. I meet some friendly people wearing leather creature masks who going to lunch. They offered to take me with them, and it was totally sketchy, but for some reason, I agreed. I had no idea where to go, so I probably thought these random people knew their way around this weird place. It turned out they were just good random people, who also loved being in a leather creature worshiping cult. This leather creature worshipping cult people just offer random white flowers to the Pacifist creature, which I never heard of before.

Lunch was even weirder. The โ€œfood courtโ€ was a random room filled with two obscenely long shelves of ice, with the shelves being made of transparent aluminum. This ice, which did not melt, was โ€œlunchโ€. The leather-creature mask people started grapping the ice in their hands and put in their mouths. Having never seen such I thing, I was hesitant to do so myself, since I donโ€™t like cold things. But when I touched the ice, it was not even cold. The attendant helper, who was dressed like a mix of a London Police officer and a Flight attendant, assured me it was Kosher/Halal. I put some of this ice in my mouth, and it was oddly jelly-like. Despite this jelly-texture, the ice tasted like my favorite foods. I grabbed more of the ice along with the leather-creature mask people, and started a conversation with them. I donโ€™t remember what is was about, but I had a good time.

After that, I wanted to get a purple leather creature hoodie. However, it was on the other side of the complex. I hurriedly went through the maze of different escalators to the shop, since it was going to close soon. I remember seeing a map of where it was located in the complex. But when I reached the shop, it was 4:08 p.m., and the shop door was closed. The door looked like an old bank vault door. Something like steampunk, or something from Bioshock. I got an eerie feeling by the door, like what you would in a horror movie, and I started walking in the other direction.

Sirens, like what you hear when a tornado is coming, or if a plane is coming to drop bombs, started blaring. Other people started scrambling in other direction, since the complex was going to close soon. I started running, but then somehow lost my socks, and had to move barefoot. I again passed the weird brain-cotton candy shop, which also now had cookies. I also passed by the weird open, no walls, mini-mall from my second hometown shop, where the taekwondo shop now had people practicing despite it being near closing time. I remember the tiled floor was so cold. And somehow, I occasionally did a backwards moonwalk while running forward. I thought, you know, it would be good if I could pause this dream, and somehow, those thoughts become spoken words echoing out loud throughout the complex. I awoke thereafter.

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I sure do wonder why the mall made so much noise about itself being closed. Perhaps a certain creature (pacifist or leathery) was on itโ€™s way to get the people trapped inside one way or another?

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Last night, I dreamed that I was a semi-disabled boy whose father was a political figure in the town of my dream. The dream had an interesting plot where I had a girlfriend who was in the interest of my bully and the bullyโ€™s father was the CEO of a corporation who would target me to extort my father (the boyโ€™s father, not my real father).

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Conflict of interest with an inbalance, I seeโ€ฆ

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Conflict of interest?
Well I have an interest in conflict. -Duke Nukem
Terminator music plays

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Also I wonder if the inter-dreamal leather critters were seen by anybody else yet other than AAโ€ฆ

This night I had a dream about cookie clickerโ€ฆ I caused the Grandmapocalypse but without buying the โ€œOne Mindโ€ upgrade, the upgrade needed to start the grandmapocalypse in the first place in the actual cookie clicker. Also I dreamt up an EB battle. Have those two games already infiltrated my mind to the point of no return?

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What one remember can be forgotten no matter how deep did it embed itselfโ€ฆ

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Especially if you have dementia!

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You donโ€™t have it, do you?

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