Ways of transferring energy inside a city
Space whales
Hot moves: Increase the average temperature of a planet by 5 degrees because you did too many aerobreaking manouvers.
Biologic terraforming: As a space whale, make aerobreaking maneovers on a planet to increase its temperature, bring it to habitable temperatures and then settle in that planet
Pulsar stone: Be a space whale and throw projectiles(stones) by rotating around yourself, then pulling your extremeties to your body center and increasing your rotation speed, but keeping the distance you hold the stone the same
Biolithopanspermia: Fall to a planet/moon (aware stage) and seed it with life for the first time (with your microbiome)
Anti rocket: Master all three ways of moving in space (from planet to orbit, inside asteroid belt/ring, between planets) without evolving rockets
A taxi that doesn’t stop: Become a space whale by using geysers[1], (the orbit is normally around the gas giant) enter the orbit around your starting planet (which also has rings) for the first time
Maximum space biomass: The space whales mined all asteroids possible, now no longer new asteroids are mined, it is whales eating other whales
Biologic planet unification: As a space whale ecosystem, carry all the rocky mass in your solar system to form a single planet (it is possible to land that planet, but not possible to exit it once landed)
Lithopanspermivore: Exclusively feed from life in asteroids
Cosmic marine snow: Exclusively feed from life in asteroids but you aren’t a space whale
Refueling orbit: Have an orbit that decays into a gas giant, but use the gas that you collecte from the gas giant to speed up enough
Space centenarian: Make 100 gravity assists in one lifetime
Technologic speedrunner: Become a space faring land species in a shorter amount of time than the time it took for the first space whale in your galaxy to evolve
Biologic speedrunner: Your space whaleness came before the first space stage
Fake meal: Use a fake meal to lure a space whale into running out of propellent, and now you can hunt it with projectiles
Truly spacebourne: Reproduce outside the planet for the first time
Its a macho, not a nacho: Eat a macho(dark matter candidate) (ascension or space whales)
Spagetti fatality: As a space whale, fall into a black hole, don’t die in the accrecion disk.
Inescapable hunter: Hunt a space whale in the void of space, not in a common orbit
Anti sail: Evolve lasers in space and drive every solar sail user extinct because you can move them where they don’t want to move
Every contact matters: Play as a disease, start from a planet and spread to a space whale species that doesn’t orbit or aerobreak that planet
Empivore: Be a space whale and make energy from electric currents induced inside you as you move through a magnetic field
Space dragon rider: Domesticate a space whale that can throw glowing hot rocks
Global gibraltar: Control all the marine chokepoints in the planet
Landiser: 90% of your land is reclaimed land (society stage)
Strong telepathy: Evolve lifi
Centricide: Increse the overton window in an axis to include two extremes but not something in the middle
Maximum capitalism: Do zero regulation on the economy and also don’t have any other entities that can manipulate the economy like a goverment can
Capitalism’s rebelling kid: As a megacorporation, become a country but embrace communism
You spin my head right round: Design a dance very similar to break dance in dance editor
Weight class: Form an ecumenopolis(constant cities) in a part of the planet, and have it sieged with catapults/trebulchets
Ground furnace: Cook food by leaving it under the sun
Traded vision: Obtain the map of 3/4ths of the planet not by sending explorers or traders or any units
Lonely sumerian: Start the society stage, but no other cities popped up. Then make all of your population go into hibernation for a thousand years. Then wake up again, but still no cities have popped up (you have to interact with the nomads so that they are influenced with your ways[2])
Geologic sleep: After you run out of fossil fuels, hibernate until more of them appear
Universal reverse selfie*: Take a screenshot while falling to a black hole, capturing all of universe
Starful nights: Have everyone sleep while looking at stars (society) (have transparent roofs or no roofs, have no light pollution, sleep at nights, do sleep)
Roman resolve: Lose 100k soldiers because of a storm in the sea, twice, but win the war
Battle for antanov: Lose an airport, but bombard its runways and prevent the enemy planes from landing
Russian expansion: Expand your terratories by 1 belgium a year for 150 years
A way to speak with noone to speak: Use the same lingua franca with a land you lost contact to
Manuscriptesque: Fight a giant snail wearing armour and wielding sword
A game of attrition: Do jousting but the mounts dont have legs
Hardmode space: Make a space program during a radiation period*
Sandcastleland: Make nests primerily from sand
Not my problem anymore: Sell a city to a country while it is being sieged by another country
Shared capital: Capture half of the capital of another country (which is divided by a river) and make the half you captured your capital
Expensive civilian equipment: Capture tanks and use them as trucks
Design from the sea: While fishing, catch a technological object and discover a technology that way
Turtle bowling: Either throw a creature with a shell or you have the shell and be thrown
Eusocial slave trade: Have a eusocial colony that has a population that is 90% captured from other colonies
Pheromonic deprogramming: Cause a slave rebellion in a eusocial colony
Queenbrain: The queen of your eusocial colony adds its subjects to itself and gets the “why haven’t we done this already” achievement
Early global lipservice: Be eusocial and collect tribute from the whole planet in aware stage
Mixing as many concepts as possible: Have guilds that are also companies, cults, universities and political parties at the same time in a hierarchical feudal society which is also a cast system with a high social mobility
Doublethink: Your ideology/religion contains contradicting beliefs
Didn’t anyone told you these things are dangerous?: Stand next to a whale carcass when it explodes
Marsupilami: You have a prehensile tail which forms 3/4ths of your body length
The feeder of tribe: Your eusocial queen can breastfeed 100 babies at the same time
Sea unlocked: As a landlocked country, have a colonial empire that isn’t the smallest colonial empire in the planet. Use your neighbors ports or use rivers that go through another country/uninhabited land
Urban dam: Build houses that seperate two bodies of water with different heights
Medival ford: Discover fordism and use rivers as conveyor belts* in a factory before inventing any engines
Hermitius the armored*: Use electroplating in aware stage
Civilisation has suprises: Defeat a tank unit with spearman
Azrael needs a salary too: Revive dead people who haven’t payed their taxes
The down direction: Save a surrounded army by diggigng a tunnel
Civil nukes: Equip your police force with dirty bombs
Mechanical wires: In early society stage, long before the invention of telegraph, have an almost instantaneous communication in your lands by having ropes between cities and moving the ropes backwards and forwards and decoding the messages (like morse code) present in those movements
Twilight bark: Establish communication between the different regions by your species or another species placed at regular intervals shouting at each other
Baby ascension: Discover reversing aging and turn your whole society into babies (good old days) looked after by robots.
Horisontal gospel transfer: Take an already existing book from another religion and consider it sacred for your religion as well
Skating rink as far as the eye can see: Move by skiing on a snowball earth, migrate between hotspots where life exists (aware/awakening/society/industrial)
I was a space whale in my previous reancarnation: Evolve powered flight on a planet which has a gravity of 10 g’s
Explosive guest: Either stay in a part of the universe that is made from antimatter or have your spaceship be turned into antimatter(you went through a reversal gate or got cursed by an evil wisard) for 1 year
14: You have more carbon 14 than carbon 12 in your body (I don’t know if this is possible)
Giant mountain: Climb a tree (cell stage)(probably a bad achievement)
Last one standing: Be the last multicellular species after all the other ones went extict in a mass extinction
Walking bank: Your citisens wear valuable metals equal to their body weight
Alien Dna: Take alien Dna from a meteorite and add it to your own Dna using reverse transcriptase (aware)
Kek tactics: Move in uninhabited land to make a suprise attack from behind in a practicaly 1 dimentional country, as in here*
I have a dream: Stop segregation/discrimination
Pressure cooker: Finance a feast for a periodic(festivals, olympics) or a non periodic(regime change, triumphs) event, and the food is prepeared in giant cauldrons which are actually pressure cookers
Gastronomic extinction: All the population in a planet dies because they were next to a pressure cooker when it exploded
A changed brain: Take a drug and change your species’s neurotransmitter
Purple spice: You discovered a planet that uses acetite photosynthesis. It can support a lot more (10 times?) biomass, which means denser forests, more wildlife.
Greenhouse planet: Make all farming indoors and solar powered
Organic crowd: Make an ecumenopolis without leaving organic farming. Don’t discover gmo’s or 3d printing pizza using air[3] and fusion[4]
Technologic kinetocilia: Build a long piezzoelectric rod, it makes electricity by elongating/bending because either its tempreature changes or (it is placed in a moon orbiting a gas giant) its moons shape changes
Inhomefulisability[5]: An economic crash made 99% of your population homeless, sleeping in the streets. Some people try to enter the empty buildings, but they are driven out by policemen, who are also homeless but they hope if hey work hard enough they may one day earn enough money to buy a house
Conquered the depths: Play as a microbe inside sediments and survive until the rock you are inside of sinks to the mantle
Symbiosis with the dead: As a giant virus, have a cell inside you
Dance with the devil: Play as a cell and use virus dna as a defense against giruses
Wrong food: Have a famine where there are enough calories but not one of the other nutrients
Dominomputer: Make a computer from dominos* but the dominos can get back up and the computer can be used more than once
Trisolarian computer: Make a computer from your species like in the book 3 body problem
This means super bad: A tornado hit your nuclear reactor, gaining the “radioactive” property
Thrive the forest fire simulator: Play as a fire and spread from bushes to the leaves
Angry gaia: Play as a planet and destroy the intelligent life appeared on you
A totaly reasonably possible thing: We already know about natural nuclear reactors. Now, make a nuke(aware/awakening)
Radiovenom: Use nuclear powder as venom or poison
Ring landing: Make a naval landing to a city found on a richat structure
Science and futurism: Become more technologicaly advanced than humans irl
Casadastraphobia: Reverse the gravity of a planet (ascension)
Nothing pulling below: Play as a creature inside an oneill cylinder and run very fast until you start to not feel gravity
The fall of Isengard: Defeat an industrial nation as a pre industrial nation
Medieval zoom victory:Achieve universal work from home(or rather people live at their workplaces) in society stage
Extreme sapience: Enter aware stage still having an extremophile adaptation
Survivor cell: Play as a microbe floating in air and fall into a geyser. But you are also an extremophile so you survive.
Microbe x: In cell stage, use x and y nucleotides just like a,t,g,c
Beaver thought experiment categorisation problem: Make a naval battle before stone tools or metalurgy
Biologic society: Stay in society stage for so long that you start to build all your inventions instincually, taught to the next generations with genetic memory, not by teaching
Open fields: Reach society stage when there aren’t long plants in your planet, only moss
Vacillating autotroph: Switch from chemosynthesising around hydrothermal vents to photosynthesising twice
Ate it up before the Americans arrived: Consume all the hydrocarbons in a planet with hydrocarbon oceans(cell stage)
Poisoned by what you need: Be a microaerophile
Starfish: Make something that has a 5-fold dihedral symmetry
Achievements about flags
Peacefuly equipped: Put a peace symbol and a gun shape to your flag at the same time
Biologic flag: Use an octopus on a flagpole as your flag
Fire flag: In your planet, what color the fire burns represents different countries, fire is the flag
Fiery announcement: Change the color of the fire in the unsuspecting enemy camp into your flag right before making an ambush
Vexillologic chrononeme: If you draw the same flag bigger, than it is a different flag
Incomprehensible flag: Have a 4 or more d flag, most of the time only its 2d or 3d shadow is portrayed
Too big of a coincidence: See that the flag of an alien country looks exactly the same as a country in your planet in the wavelengths you can percieve, and think that this is a holy message and make a religion about it
Incipit flag: The first few lines of your national anthem is your flag
Braille flag: Make a braille flag
Pheromonic flag: Make a pheromonic flag
Signiture move: Design a choreographic flag in dance editor
Unlimited diplomatic immunity: Copyright your flag so that no state can denounce or declare war on you
Cursed chicken: Your species uses another species as fat reserves. Eat a chicken when you get hungry. When the chicken loses weight, remove it and and eat a different chicken, release the first chicken so that it can eat grass or crops
Undergroundisised river: Build a bridge that is 1km wide(not long)
It’s honest work: Do farming for a longer amount of time than not farming in aware stage (not counting multicellular and microbe stages)
Yummy oil: Consume all fossil fuels in your planet in multicellular[6] or aware stages
Resistant electronics: Use electronics and make 100% of your electronic architecture resistant to emp’s
Depleting heavy water: Use 50% of heavy water in your planets oceans
Napoleon’s dream: Blockade an island nation, they can’t do any trade
Project tram ships: Build an overhead line for ships (do this for a trade route)
Tilted ground: Build a city on a place with high slope (45 degrees?) and build buses that work like elevators. Transportation costs no energy, as long as there is net mass moved down the slope, which can be water, dirt, rocks or mined material if it was a mining town.
Removing water for speed: In a submarine battle, detonate a nuke and fly planes in the vacuum that formed
Somersaulting evolutionarily*: Flip your horisontal orientation (your back is now below, your stomach is above). Become bipedal in the transitional form. Change the place of your head from front to back, or vice versa.
Aware of microbes: See a cell in aware/awakening stage (your ancester is a diatom. you normally produce lenses not connected to your body and use them as a telescope. decide to use the lenses as a microscope)
Structural plant: Be a tree species that is just a trunk, photosynthesis is done by a symbiote plant
Slaveception: The slaves you captured don’t want to work for you. Instead, they do their own raids and capture other slaves for themselves, and for you.
Slavery with extra steps: Introduce power grid to a pre industrial planet but take a percentage of power they generate
Prohibition went wrong: 80% of your population has distilators in their homes
Furries: Have a political controversy involving furries
Biologic monarchy restored: As a eusocial colony, lose your queen then steal another queen
The usurper: Play as an ant queen and defeat 10 queens in pvp battle in another colony and take control of that colony
Venus mantrap: Use a predatory sessile organism (preferably a large one) like a barbed wire in a defensive war
Biologic dome: Venus flytrappers used to live on your houses. When an insect swarm moved through your city, the biomass of the plants increased so much that a green dome now covers your city. People are now trapped at their homes, noone can enter or exit the city.
Cauliberry: Play as a plant and evolve a fruit that looks a lot like a cauliflower
The battle for free will: Make a deal with a hive mind that it can incorporate your citisen which are unemployed to itself. Then have a war with that hivemind once it starts to have a large population and refuses to release people
We are the world: Have people hold hands and divide the world into two
Torches of Freedom: Play as a company and fill a discourse slot to increase your sales
Biologic active support: Become a creatue with wings that can’t fly but also can’t walk if it stopped flapping its wings because it is very heavy
Rainbow eucalyptus: Be a plant and paint yourself with 4 colors
Computational warming: Move a lot of computers to a planet to solve its global cooling
Debt is a normal part of my life: Your debt is 10 times your yearly gdp and you havent defaulted
Satisfied tourists: Permenantly double your touristic income after hosting a sports event
Negative ticket price: Pay people to join an event
At the spotlight of the galaxy: Hold a galactic sports event in your ecumenopolis
The show must go on: Contain 3 black holes or true vaccuum decays that were created in your ecumenopolis by terrorists, and don’t have any casualties
How far we’ve come: Make the opening talk for galactic sports event next to a simple structure you designed in awakening/society with your own hands
It was a giant leap: Make the first landing site in your moon or another planet a tourist destination after it was colonised
This isn’t usually how knowledge is gained: Lose a university because it was eaten
Nature must be hating you: Have a fire and a flood(water) at the same time in your city
Reverse well: Keep a city dry with walls while the sea level rises 100 meters around it
The world on fire: 10% of the calories in your planet gets turned into heat in one day
Only material losses: Remove all your population from your capital before it gets sacked
Bureaucratese: Have less than 50% intelligebility between a bureaucratic language and the natlang it is based on
Arab spring: Have an attempted revolution the same revolution was attempted in 5 neighboring countries
Exchanges completed: Every domesticated crop in your planet reached your country
Tsunami catch: Catch a fish while being inside tsunami
Hamsters dancing: Enter a simulation, and notice that because the laws of physics changed
Maximalism: Demand from a country that they give all their lands to you
Sharknado: Have a problem of with flying sea creatures
The great awakening: Reach ascension in awakening stage because you meditated too much
Consuming failed dreams: Be a herbivore on a rocky terrain with no vegetation, consuming the seeds that are carried here with wind
Looking above: Make the drake equation before industrial stage
Bird fisher: Fish birds by attaching a bait to a balloon
Meta achiever: Get all the achievements about achievements
Tree remover: As a group of birds, land on the branches of a tree, grab it, flap your wings as fast as possible and remove the tree from the ground
Water diatom: Your shell/exoskeleton is made from ice
Uh, disinterested? Copy your predetors look and try not to look suspicious while it dances for you and wants to mate with you
Xenomorph fruit: Your fruits look like another plants fruits and sprout after being eaten by an animal, consuming them from the inside
Avoider: Don’t get an achievement 95% of people who played the game as long as you did get
Again: Earn the achievement last earned by any other player who was connected to the internet
Summerween trickster: The organic material inside your landfills is subjected to high levels of radiation. It goes through rapid abiogenesis and becomes a marvel monster
King Jellybean: Hide the scandalous behaviour of your local hero
Cutting ties with the past: Start a negative rumor (in discourse slots) about a former folk hero who supported a rivaling ideology (increasing the support for your ideology)
Abiotic nitrogen: Make it to society stage in a planet where no living creature can fixate nitrogen
Oqurüm: Create a literature consisting of one word before your civilisation collapses
Fragile knowledge: Make it to space stage while your written records can still be destroyed by bookworms or caterpillars, you don’t have any digital copies, the blueprint of the spacecraft is drawan on a paper or a fiber
Unaware predetor: Be a predator that focuses on seeing sudden movements and walk next to potential preys that are stationary (it looks invisible to the player) that could fill your hunger bar completaly(it is at 50% or less)
Anti pnemonia lungs: Breathe in an atmosphere that is 50% water
Hypersoy: Domesticate or create an autotroph that synthesises more protein than energy storing molecules
Endorsementory instant runoff: Have a democracy where there aren’t candidates, people vote for their favorite ministers and they endorse each other until one of them get more than 50 percent of votes directly or indirectly
The line of diminishing returns: Store water above* the slope break
Sabine women: Find a city but all the population belongs to a single gender. Steal people from neighboring cities so that your city can exist for more than 1 generation
Noah: Start building huge ships when you understand that your land will remain below the rising waters
Joan of Arc: Declare someone a saint after they were exacuted by the enemy
Douglas MacArthur set loose: Use 30 nukes in a war
Hittite: Add every god of your neighbors to your pantheon
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition: You might say “I don’t have an inquisition”. You have now.
Extremely heretical: Get excomunicated 5 times by the religious leader of your country’s religion
Tree cutter: Double the rate of erosion in your planet
Chunks would load when I gave the word: Lose a god tool after obtaining one
Archeologic prank: Create forged artifacts and bury them as a time capsule. Then switch to observation mode and observe future archeologists being confused.
Less cooperation with technology: Be capitalist while being eusocial, different members of the same hive compete
The only thing I need to read is *removes safety *: Have more gun ownership than literacy
Protect the planet from cold: Promote non electric cars because an ice age is coming
Talos: Create an automaton soldier/worker before industrial era
Sanctified subspace: Assign a patron saint for ftl
Space fountain: Build a fountain that shoots water into space
Temperature dam: Make energy from the temperature between the water in two dams, one heated by the sun and the other one beimg shaded
More accessability for ships: Lift ships like in panama canal over a river cataract
Cannon building: Find the location of a skyscraper that slowly sank to the mud until it was completely submerged. Play in organism mode and approach the building as the ground is being digged, revealing it. Open the door in the ceiling and your creature is ejected into space, because the building was filled with water and the air in it was compressed like a pneumatic potato cannon.
Ufo city: The region where you built your city had a lot of hydrogen or helium emanating from the ground. So you filled balloons and connected them to your buildings like a construction material (negative weight). But you did that a way too much. The bedrock under the city is plate shaped. Your whole city is lifted from the ground, and it is now being moved by the wings to who knows where.
Happy birthday: Get a solar system as a present for the birthday of your civilisation
Municipal terraforming: Color your cities either black or white to change its albedo
Automatic night lights: Dye your cities with a phosphorescent material
Mystery disease for city belgiums: Go back to hunter gathering because the cities are painted with uranium for lighting, and you don’t have enough melanin to survive that
Speedrun ecumenopolis: Bring cities with oneill cylinders and place them to the ground like sods
Emergency ice ship: Your land units are in a frozen lake which is being inundated (either they are trying to drown you in a war or it is an accident) with the water from a higher lake. Break the ice in the shape of a circle (it is the fastest shape to make) so that you’ll have a circular ship made from ice
Making the ice go on top of itself: Add wheels or skates to a layer of ice and make it move on top of another layer of ice
Macro iglo: Intentionally get the “that’s a cool dome” achievement and use it to survive either an event of intense radiation[8] or cold[9]
Superphone: Take the representatives of a pre ftl species and let them telephone home with ftl
Nature’s sweet sweat: After all your oceans boiled[10], but you survived on the surface (either in refrigrated bunkers or by turning yourself into robots), change the climate and have the first water rain that reaches the surface after a long time
Hacked species: Find the central computer of a hive mind(of robots or networked[11] biologic creatures) and brainwash it and make it serve you
Ice block expedition*: In society stage, get an ice chunk[12] and carry it with caravans through the desert to the same climate[13] in the other hemisphere (crossing equator)
Diatom eye clothes: Evolve sunglasses
Ending knowledge ownage[14]: Buy every informational property in the galaxy (the easiest way to do it is with an economic god tool) and copyleft them
A god, only slower: Do everthing every god tool does at least once before you get any of the god tools or enter a cheat code
Terminus drone: Take down (a drone that stays in the air by using antigravity) by using chemical explosives or chemically propelled ammo
Mechano-optic: Focus suns light with mirrors and lenses and concentrate them to fiberoptic cables. Use that light for heating. Don’t use any electricity, convert the light to conveyor belt movement or ac hydraulics by using an industrial sized light mill
Icebox: 90% of your population stores food in low temperature, but you haven’t invented refrigiration yet, people bring new ice as the previous ones melt
Life saving wind: Store oxygen in your city while an anaerobic wind blows
Active suppot dome: Make a laminar flow dome* on a city. It lets people walk through but you can have a different atmosphere on the inside.
Acid bomb: When surrounded by hostile creatures, rotate around yourself* and release a liquid which gives hp damage
Universal unbeliverising: Promote atheism or nihilism in the hopes that religions or ideologies other than yours lose more followers than you
Holywoodocracy: The party whose films are most watched or liked becomes the ruling party. The contents of the films are generally arguments and propaganda, though thats not necessary
Omnicracy: Have all the “cracy” types in a single playthrough
2nd place: have a sapient being develop on your planet before you
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This is originally from the Joke Achievement thread, but i decided it wasn’t wacky enough for that thread. Here is that thread: The new joke achievement thread
4/13: have your society create Sburb and consequently have your planet bombarded with meteors to the point of uninhabitability, while at the same time you gain control of 13 sessions, each with four players in it, each with a random class and aspect.
Doomed: fail to win all of said Sburb sessions, and thus in creating a new universe.
ReGenesis: succeed at least once, but not in all sessions, in winning Sburb and creating a universe.
Omniversal Broodmother: succeed in getting all 13 sessions of Sburb to win, and thus create a baker’s dozen new universes.
Yummy silicon: (cell/multicell/aware) Start as a water/carbon based organism, but evolve silicon oils* and store your energy in that (a predetory species not capable of digesting that would be less interested in you) (cell/multicell/aware)
Chiral ambidexterity: Use both types of a chiral molecule (cell/multicell/aware)
Closing in: When having a pilus fight, (because the enviroment is implied to be 3d, the piluses can’t just hit each other unless they are at an angle, and there would be an overlap in the 2d view) approach the other cell by doing an envelopement** and poke its membrane
Dizzying air: Cause your planet to have an atmosphere that is 20% alcohol (cell/multicell/industrial)
Oxicity: Live in a planet with 80% oxygen atmosphere (cell/multicell/industrial)
Chemical impact: Change your planets average ph by 1 (microbe or industrial)
Crisp 'em deader: Evolve crispr
Swiss army crispr*: Evolve a crispr that works against a wide array of viruses
Espionage induced aneuploidy: Enter a cell that is having an anaphase but you maxed your chemical stealth so you dont get detected. A microtubule connects to you and pulls you to where the future nucleus of one of the daughter cells will be
Chromosome missile: Attach flagellas and metabolosomes to chromosomes and send them out of your body like a rocket while reproducing
Capitalist chromosomes: Let chromosome missile chose which cell they move to during anaphase, instead of being pulled by the microtubules
Virus magnet: Send a chromosome missile out of your body(you are a cell) which attracts viruses, allowing you to escape in a virus free direction
Housing giants: Have an organelle that has a more genes than you
Shadow cooperation: Make an endosymbiosis with a cell that has a different type of translating dna to rna(could be from a shadow biosphere(descendents of a second luca) or from different planet in the same solar system). This makes horisontal gene transfer (and merging the dna’s) impossible[1]
Kleptoplastic assasination: Pretend that you would be a great endosymbiote, enter another species, and then kill it
Flagellaplast: Take a species with a flagella and mitochondria as an endosymbiote and turn it into a flagella organelle that uses glucose instead of atp
Reverse endosymbiosis: Get engulfed by another cell and make endosymbiosis but you are the one in control, increase the precentage of cytoplasm you own until the cell that engulfed you looks like an organelle that is between your two membranes
Plasmid overlord: Gain an organelle with endosymbiosis but you are a prokaryote
Mitochondrian kingdom: The only dna that exists in your cell is in mitochondria. (add metabolosomes to your nucleus or carry your genes to mitochondria)
Adding complexity faster than removing complexity: Create an organelle manually sooner another cell does that with endosymbiosis. Do this for every type of two membraned organelle at least once, not necessarily on the same game.
Nucleus diversity: Have 3 or more types of dna carrying organelles
Molecular confusion: Copy your predetors signalling agent and make them attack each other
Microbiogeographic assasination: While playing a multiplayer game, go to the planet of the other player before they move into land, get the “planetary skin” achievement but make it opaque, no photosynthesis means ecosystem collapse, respawn at your original planet
Planetary doom avoided: You get this achivement if you change your planet in cell stage but your orginal plnate became lifeless
Mucilage harpoon: Make mucilage powered harpoons, not guided unfortunately
Guided mucilage harpoon: Reproduce by budding and send your kids to hunt using mucilge and predatory pilus, while at the same time being connected to you either cytoplasmicly or with something like a rope
Anti amoeboid weapon: Hit a cell that does ameoboid movement with a harpoon, inject it with a chemical that dissolves the cytoskeleton, and stun it
Divide and conquer: Aproach a cell much larger than you and tie it with your cellular rope. Then squeese that rope, forcing a cytokinesis. You are now facing two smaller cells.
Cellular blackmail: Do the thing above and threaten that cell that you would force it to divide prematurely, and use this blackmail to make it to give you compounds
Shortsword[2] pilus: Connect the side of your pilus that is touching the membrane to the other side of your membrane using a cellular rope, through the cytoplasm. Shorten the rope, the whole membrane acts like a three dimensional bow. When you see an enemy cell, release the rope, the sword moves forward and hits the enemy cell with high speed
Digestive hazard: Puncture a lysosome with a pilus, spreading digestive enzymes around
Nucleic ejection seat: Have two cell membranes, have organelles/proteins between them and inside the inner one. When a virus enters the outer membrane, put the outer membrane on exocytose mode and make whatever is inside the inner membrane exit the outer membrane using mucilage throwers before the viruses enter the inner membrane
Double castle: Have two layers of cell membranes that aren’t oil (cellulose, glass, etc)
Love hotel: Reproduce inside another cell (you are a cell)
Unwanted guest: After a cell enters you, merge your outer membrane with the inner (or only) membrane of it, and by exocytosing it, throw its cytoplasm to the outside enviroment, probably an instant kill
Boss defeated: Enter a large cell, defeat 3 other cells inside that cell (they were protecting it) and finally puncture the nucleus of the large cell, killing it
Defensoplast: Have an immune system in cell stage
Skinoplast: Have an organelle that regenerates your membrane
Micro balloon: Have a holdfast organelle but be less dense than water
Exoplasmic reticulum: After placing every protein or organelle you might need either inside your nucleus or endoplasmic rediculum, get rid of your membrane or the cell wall. You now have no membrane, or rather, you have a reticulum membrane.
Robosome: Unlock the ability to synthesise nanobots or mechanic proteins
Reverse xenobot: Evolve 3 robotic parts (cell/multicelluular/aware)
Unredundant: Remove your junk dna to below 5%
Almost dead: Remove all redundency, remove upgrades and have the smalles genome possible in the game (you are an empty hex but you have extra low health and the reproduce button is disabled if you ever see a radioactive chunk on the screen, or move to a patch with 1% light)
Ectosymbiosis: Gain an external organelle, it is sticked to you with binding agents. But it isn’t multicellular (yet), because you only control one cell
I don’t want you anymore: Play as a symbiotic algea and produce toxins so that your multicellular host releases you
A dragons sneeze: Play as a bacteria or a small creature and survive and spread inside fires
Immunity migration: Play as an immune system, change your creature and start working for an unrelated species (you can use the same “species patch map*” that microbiomes and parasites use)
Rna polynucleate: Add a second ribosome (early cell stage)
Cell xenomorph: As a cell, reproduce like viruses
Renewable cleptoplasty: Do this but not endosybiosis “And others steal them but also steal functional nuclei from their prey, which means that they can make more chloroplasts.”* (microbe/multicellular/aware)
Kleptic industrial complex: At one point in time get 10 different funcioning organelles in cell stage with kleptoplasty, without being able to make new ones of those yourself
Outsourced organelles: None of your membrane bounded organelles develop inside you
Mitic dependency: Don’t be able to survive without constantly stealing new mitochondrias with kleptoplasty (aware)
Microtheft: Enter the cytoplasm of a large cell, steal organelles or some amount of endoplasmic rediculum, and leave
Colony raid: As a unicellular species, steal an organelle from a multicellular species
Organelle revolution: Get absorbed with kleptoplasty in large enough numbers, and organise a revolution to overthrow the regime of the multicellular creature that absorbed you, attack all the cell nucleuses at the same time
mobile genetic elements and viruses
[3] “genes are the smallest evolvable entities competing in what darwin called the struggle for existance” and it would be fun to see them in the game
Selfish gene: As a mobile genetic element, jump from species to species and cause 3 species to go extinct
Genenome conquest: Play as a mobile genetic element spread, spread in species patches and make 90% of the species have a copy of you in their genomes
Looking for a new brain: In cell stage, lose your dna. But then steal the dna of another cell before you run out of mrna or proteins that keep you alive
Bankivore: In cell stage, create a bank. Other species pay an annual compound cloud in return for you storing a copy of their genes
Gene monarch: Play as a gene and gain unilateral dominance in the parliment of genes*
Policing full time: Don’t code for anthing, only fill the genetic nieche of supressing the selfist tendencies of other genes
Exiting a sinking titanic: In a diploid or poliploid creature, evolve the ability of comparing the different chromosomes to find out about the genetic diversity in the population based on how much repeating parts exists on those chromosomes. If it is low (implying a reduced population and inbreeding), activate a gene that increases the oppurtinities for a horisontal gene transfer happening for you (such as making the creature spend more time in water*)
Champion rose from the ashes: Enter another cell and be digested. But that’s no the end, because all of your dna can jump like transposons and they are good at fighting. They migrated to the nucleus of that cell, fought the dna there (there can be a fighting minigame) and defeated it. You took control of this bigger cell. It will slowly turn into your cell, if you want to keep the new organelles (making new ones after reproducing) you can make a horisontal gene transfer, turning yourself into a hybrid between your previous self and this other cell
Genetic fatality: Do an endosymbiosis with an online player, defeat them in a dna war minigame, take control of the resulting merged species. Give someone in a server a defeat screen this way.
Corrosive essence: Use oxytoxy during a fight between two genes
Primordial warfare: While playing as a viroid, make a dna war minigame with another viroid
Bad apple: As a virus, hide yourself on bilipid layers like a membrane protein so that any cell looking for an easy way to increse its surface area would be infected by you
Viric trap: Find or create an empty membrane. It should have dna inside like a cell but not ribosomes. Get that membrane infected with viruses, you may carry around the membrane with a cellular rope in order to not not get close the viruses while that happens. Since it doesn’t have ribosome, the viruses can’t synthesise anything to make the cell autolyse, no matter how much they reproduce. Leave that virus infested bag as a hunting trap and wait until a cell looking to feast to turn into compound clouds, though the compound cloud would be infected with viruses as well, requiring a virus cleaning tool
Virogin mary: Do the thing above but surround yourself with these virus bags like the cumulus oophorus. If anyone tries to pilus you deadly viruses are released to the environment and engulfing you results in that cell receiving viruses
Careful pilus: Evolve a predatory or straw pilus that can target a virogen mary without damaging the virus bags
Virobosome: Synthesise viruses from transposons with an organelle
Living girus: Play as a cell, get rid of your membrane in favor of a protein coating and became a girus
Microscopic mad scientist: You evolved to use a virus-like protein to kill enemy cells. It mutated and became a real virus and caused the extinction of 5 species.
I have a cellular origin too you know: As a cell, evolve into a virus and then make horisontal gene transfer with a virus that evolved from a molecular weapon, or vice verca
Don’t you remember me?: As a virus, enter an ally cell’s nucleus or dna carrying cytoplasm and report a virus that is trying to place its own genes but the crispr attacks you instead
Anti endosymbyosis: Play as a virus, add yourself to the dna of an organelle, take control of that organelle and make it independent from its host, start playing as a cell
multicellular or polynucleate
Eating the multi’s: As a polynucleote like a slime mold, consume a multicellular creature that is at least 1 meter long, start consuming it while it is alive
Imagine the arguments*: Play as a polynucleate and merge with another polynucleate
Circulatory lung: Have a heart that pumps sea water in designated trachea that act like blood vessels or gills
Sweeping blood: Have a structure like a waving fish tail inside your blood veins that is used to help pump blood
Opener circulation: Make a polinucliate instead of a multicellular species. There is no difference between the cytoplasm and the interstitial fluid. The nucleuses are evenly distributed in the organism so that there can still build stuff or help with regenerating tissues. They can either float around in brownian motion or kept in a fixed place using cytoskeleton or a cage like cell wall (has large gaps)
Quasi cell[4]: Be a cell and get bigger than you could’ve get normally by eating a deceased multicellular colony. There is no time to make an excretion vacuole, you keep growing polynucleary, engulfing and packaging everything around you with membranes and if they are no use to you, they will stay in that forever. When your size reaches the size of the organism, pull your nucleuses and nutrient storing organelles to the outer cell wall using the cytoskeleton, form new cells and send them away like spores for them to eat other corpses (you are a scavenger), leaving the wastes and not easily digestable material behind
Kleptoplastic circulatory system: The energy carrying molecules you have in your blood are packaged in membranes, the leucoplastic red blood cells enter the cells like oxygen and depleted ones exit the cell like carbon dioxideZeroploid: 80% or more of your cells dont have any genes. You have "mobile genome"s in your blood, they are cells that act like nucleuses to other cells. They enter other cells, the messenger rna reads their genes during transcription and then they leave. You have way less apoptosis or cancer, the mobile genomes are discarded like red blood cells and remade in the bone marrow, which is protected from radiation by the bone*. But some of your tissues can turn into other tissues if the epigenetic information gets corrupted. (multicellular/aware)
Zeroploid: 80% or more of your cells dont have any genes. You have "mobile genome"s in your blood, they are cells that act like nucleuses to other cells. They enter other cells, the messenger rna reads their genes during transcription and then they leave. You have way less apoptosis or cancer, the mobile genomes are discarded like red blood cells and remade in the bone marrow, which is protected from radiation by the bone*. But some of your tissues can turn into other tissues if the epigenetic information gets corrupted. (multicellular/aware)
Pangenesiser: Your different systems (digestive, neuron, etc) reproduce on their own. Have 3 or more types of gametes (multicellular/aware)
Predivided: Have enough ploidy to supply your adult body when you were a morula. Develop by only doing cytokinesis
Gladiator reproduction: Have a reproductive system where millions of gametes merge in a single cell and inside the cell, for each allele, different genes “fight to the death”[5] and only one survive[6]. After the battle ends, the now haploid cell divides with mitosis and forms the organism
Sink it in the river the lessons are learned: Launch a slimy/sticky rock to a creature in order to make it sink (large cell/multicell/aware/awakening/society/industrial/space))
Vacillating cellularity: Swich between being a unicellular and multicellular 5 times
Variocellular: Have unicellular and multicellular life stages
The great cell of china: Have a single continious cell membrane/wall around you, in addition to the membrane/wall dividing the individual cells (early multicellular)
Disco nationalism: Start the disco mode and turn every cleavage type in your planet into discoidal cleavage
Wharton’s jellyfish: Design a jellyfish by mostly using wharton’s jelly
aware: things to evolve
External gastrolith: Have a stone armor (aware) (hp depends on the environment)
Like a surgeon: Place a heart outside the ribs, only covered by skin. You can see it beating when playing the game
Time lord: Have 2 hearts
A dragons hymn: Evolve singing while breathing fire
Hyperpirate: Have a speech organ that can or does only trill sounds* (aware/awakening/society)
Unstoppable rolling cylinder: Evolve rolling as an attack type
Teflon skin: In a planet with enough florine, evolve to have acid resistant ptfe coating
Fashion remix: Have a lions mane with chickens’s combs dividing it into equal sections
Self sufficient: You can synthesise all the amino acids you need from ammonia, also be mobile
Chrysopelean: Glide without wings
Prolemuris: Turn a limb that has two bones (such as ulna and limba) into two different limbs, or merge two limbs into one
Capyara: Be friendly towards all the fauna in your patch
Uno card for lasers: Evolve mirrors
Mercury defence: Evolve kidneys thhat allow you to eat prey that are 5% made from mercury
Long cell: Have a cell (coud be a neuron) that is 10 meters long (cell/multicell/aware)
Invisible against history: Reach awakening stage without ever leaving any fossils (dont have bones, etc.)
Praying for birth: Your eggs are so strong that they can’t be broken by the youngsters inside.
Chest egg: You have an egg that is opened with a key
Tnt eggs: No predetor eats your eggs because if they did, they would blow up alongside the egg. They can throw a rock at the eggs and make it explode, but they usually don’t do it because they wouldn’t end up with something to eat
Abortive camel: Evolve a compound storing organ in a unique way. In each life, have a miscarriage and keep the placenta for yourself (go through a non reproductive parthenogenesis)
Da be dee da ba daa: Make everything blue
Little furnace: Keep a constant body temperature that is 30 degrees celcius above the average ambient temperature
Oddly spesific achivement: Swich which hole is your mouth and which is your anus after evolving ecolocation
A true bottom feeder*: Use an anus as a second mouth
Mercenary immunity: Have an immune system that is formed by a unicellular species that doesn’t carry your dna. So you are a chimera
Nutcracker: Don’t have teeth, break down food into smaller chunks using apandages situated out of your mouth
Obsidian stomach: Evolve an organ. Quickly catch an exploding creature with a harpoon and pull it inside that organ. The organ allows you to not take a lot of damage in explosions
Self sufficient: You can synthesise all the amino acids you need from ammonia, also be mobile
Self groomer: You can touch every part of your body with your hands
True invisibality: Be a transparent fish with the same refractive index as the water around you
Living plane: Evolve wings you can’t flap
Metric birth: Have a litter size of 1 liter
Living fossil: You get this achivement if you don’t evolve at all for 3 editor sessions
Taking advantage: Be the most diversified species after a mass extinction twice
Xenomorphilia: Enter the awakening stage never having reproduced other than like a xenomorph
Ethereal xenomorph: Reproduce by turning yourself into e dna, and then turning the eggs of a creature which does external fertilisation into your own eggs
Spontanious generation: Appear again after all the members of your species becoming unicellular or e dna for 100 years (aware/awakening/society/industrial)
The ultimate xenomorph: In aware stage, reproduce by hijacking another creature like a virus and changing the dna of its cells into your dna
Brain monopoly: Become a brain parasite around the time when the first brains were evolving. Make a symbiosis a lot of species. Every species in the planet that has a brain should have you as their brain. The brains must be descended from you.
Vantablack: Evolve carbon nanotubes and unlock the blackest pigment
aware: things to do
Sperm whale: Breathe air in the atmosphere and hunt megafauna in the bathypelagic zone or deeper
Argonaut plasticity[7]: Fix your shell with the broken pieces of another shell
Land sweet land: Survive all your planet’s lands being covered in lava by flying. You get this achievement when you land on the ground again.
A life of ironies: Do both of these with the same organism at least once: (1) get oxygen from water and (2) get water from inhaling air[8]
A step in the right direction?: The members of your species can talk, but they can only talk to themselves. They voice their internal thoughts, but they can’t decipher a sound anyone else makes means.
Defenestrated: Make apartments in aware stage high enough for fall damaga and perform a defenestration or get defenestrated
Finding nemo: End up very close[9] to the point nemo of your planet as a land creature which can’t fly or swim, or end up in the point nero for lands as a sea creature which can’t walk or fly.
Get stick bugged lol*: Watch a stick bug creature dance
Target lost cohesion: As a flying thing that is made from multiple creatures, do a dogfight and dissassamble into your constituent creatures to evade an attack comming directly at you (aware)
Snowfolk: Reach awakening stage in a snowball earth planet without volcanism
Reverse iron maiden: Get consumed by another creature, but expand yourself like a pufferfish and mortally wound it with your spikes
Synthetic origin: As a xenobot, reproduce on your own (a way to start aware stage)
A blinding game of chess: Have a war where both of the sides have biologic lasers, but both of the sides have members that don’t use their lasers to blind the enemy because they are themselves blinded and can’t aim for the eyes (aware/awakening)
Up for grabs: Cause marine snow to not reach the bottom of the ocean. You and other creatures consume all of it while it was falling (cell/multicellular/aware)
Master of the few: In a swordfight, defeat a creature that has 8 swords as a creature that has 1 or 2 swords (aware or space)
Sweaty firefighter: Start burning but put out the fire just by sweating
Trampled underfoot: A creature steps on you (aware/awakening/space)
Not trampled: In a low gravity planet, get stepped on by a very large but low weighing creature
Kauaʻi ʻōʻō: Make a mating call as the last of your species
Lucid galilei: As a non space whale, discover all the non dwarf planets and moons in your solar system before awakening stage
Come at me bro: Survive the air you normally breathe raining on you (aware)
Placentivore: Exclusively eat placentas. Find animals which are giving birth, scare them into running away and take their placenta
Continent jump: Spread to all major landmasses (at least 3) while they aren’t connected in a pangea
Inundated cow: As a creature that moved from the land to the sea, exclusively consume plants which moved from land to sea
Calcium tunnel: As an underwater fossorial, dig a 10 meter long tunnel in a coral reef
Stem intake: Take stem cells from your friends enough to regenerate your body 3 times over (aware/awakening)
Negative space: After an burrowed nest was filled with a concrete like substance, hardened and the soil around it erosed off, build a spiders net between what used to be the tunnels
Works for others: Have 90% of the creatures you hunted (by mass) be eaten by other creatures (aware)
Herbivores of the ecosystem, unite!: Cooperate with another herbivore and cause the extintion of your mutual predetor
Irrational: Don’t hunt the species that would have been your main prey if the ai controlled you
The grass was hungrier*: As a plant, catch and consume an animal that landed for hunting or scavenging. Or be that animal and get eaten.
Living corpse: 80% of your cells are senecent cells
I need this place for myself: Enter the womb of another species and eat another species besides you that entered there
population, life cycle, activity throughout day
Rich nightlife: Dedicate 50 percent of the nighttime to socialising instead of sleep (aware/awakening) (not in the arctic circle)
Biologic auxeticy: Have a creature whose larval stage is larger than the adult form on the outside[10]
Tardis population: Have a larger effective population size than your real population size (by having temporary and reversible ploidy or a population bottleneck where some of the unique individuals are not born yet)
Inbred outbred: Have a non selectionary (genetic drift) population bottleneck[11] right after leveling a genetic cline, so suffer both from an inbreeding and an outbreeding depression at the same time (multicellular/aware)
Suffering from success: Go extinct after eating all your preys
Habitat appetite: Consume 80% of the biomass in a habitat as a single creature*
Benjamin Button: Reverse the ordering of your lifecycle stages 180° like the inversion mutation that happens with chromosomes
Twiceborn: Release your kids to the nature, but if they grow to a certain size, you take them back inside your body like a kangaroo
Disturbance disturbance: Play as the disturbance(pre select this creature) and cause a disturbance(ecology term)
Goldilocks season: Hibernate both in summer and winter
Genome censorship: Silence more than half of your genes, keep them inactivated(and not removed) for at least 1 editor session
Gene collection: As a creature which mastered reverse transcriptase and horisontal gene transfer, carry the complete genome of 15 other creatures at one point in time (aware/awakening)
Ritualised f2 hybridisation: Have a reproduction cycle that includes incest before birth. Store the f1 generation in your body instead of something like the zygote or the sperm from the previous mating
Long life: Reproduce once every 100 years or even less often
Black hole of the tree of life: Merge with other branches of the tree of life via endosymbiosis or chimerism 15 times
Omnichronic[12] bonding: Like dolphins, have more than 1 indipendant brains. I may have exagerated the thing about the dolphins. What I was going to say was this: spend more than 24 hours a day on socialising. And by an hour, I mean a day divided by 24.
Frankeinstein butterfly: Have a life cycle where you become clinicaly dead and then become clinicaly alive
Self xenomorph: Your children eat your body
symbiosis, parasitism and colonies
Rodeosymbyosis: Before awakening, ride or be rided by another species
Reverse milking: Hire a symbiont for protecting your eggs and its payment is done in advance, it drinks milk from the eggs
Shellpet: Domesticate a creature into building a shell for you
Womb pet: Domesticate a species and use them as a womb (aware/awakening)
Bloody dive: Be a parasite and swim inside the veins of a large creature (aware)
Hypergoauld: As a brain parasite, control a brain parasite that controls another species
I may not be the best guy, but I can’t stand seeing you with a broken heart: As a parasite, revive your host with a heart massage or a biologic defibrillator (aware)
Eucirculation: Command a swarm so large that it would sufficate in the anoxic enviroment it created, hence have to have specific flight or swimming patterns which let the oxygen reach the ones in the center
Anti dragon weapon: Play as an insect swarm and trigger a rain i order to neutralise fire attacks
Mother’s colony: Be connected to 60 creatures with umbilical cord all at the same time but you all can move (aware)
Vertical expansion: As a eusocial creature, have mixotrophic members that act as solar antennas for the colony
it can happen, but it wouldn’t happen because what the genes code would be gibberish when they don’t use their own ribosomes ↩︎
one could say this is already what sperms do, they swim to the egg and only the fastest one passes on its genes, but there is no possibility of each gene coming from a different sperm ↩︎
their fighting strength wouldn’t be corralated to how much they would be beneficial to the organism when it grows up. but just like with the sperm, random mutations are likely to reduce the fighting strength and the ones which have mutated the least one would be selected,(or the ones that increase fighting strength, like the speed for sperm) and the child would carry less mutations ↩︎
for example, you are an aquatic creature with both gills and a lung, the water has dissolved oygen but too much salt, the atmosphere doesn’t have any oxygen but too much water ↩︎
Bubble resistant: Survive air bubbles appearing in your xylem at least once*
Strawberry: Evolve a straw so that animals can drink your nectar and seeds
Nature’s permenant ship: As a tree species in a mangrove forest, shed so many leaves or organic material that a swimming “ground” layer appears
Soil coral: Be an animal that has symbiotic plants in it and be the primary producer in a land where there is soil, not rocks
Land coral: As a photosynthesiser on land, build calcium carbonate structures
Flying coral: Be a sessile sky whale
Mouth of the sea: Be a creature that has roots on sea floor, grows above the sea surface and catches flying creatures for consumption
Phivore: Live in a region where a river and a sea or two rivers meet, make energy from their ph difference
Osmivore: Live in a region where a freshwater river meets a saltwater sea, and make energy from the hydrostatic pressure difference
Living castle: Be a colonial organism that is sessile but (some or all) its members can move if they seperate from the main meatball
Autotrophic civil engineer: As a plant, cover all of your patch with a root infrastructure
Walking palm[1]: As a plant, move (very slowly) by changing which roots your trunk is connected to. Also reproduce by getting pregnant, move away from your offspring after it is planted[2]
Plant mushroom reversal: As a photosynthesiser, make a symbiosis with a creature which acts as roots. Later, evolve roots yourself, but loose your photosynthesising capability. Become the symbiont root of a photosynthetic creature that evolved from your previous symbiont root. Or vice verca
Thermal photosynthesiser: Use sunlight to heat water* and do thermosynthesis
awakening
[your species’s genus name] economicus: Create a species that makes zero donations to charity and only does rational decisions following the supply and demand rule (aware? awakening? society?)
Brainwall: Build a great firewall of china in awakening, that is possible because your species has evolved telepathy (wifi)
Epic victory: Defeat a hibernating balloon epic in awakening
Calabash: Use a fruit as a bucket, barrel or a chest
Flooder: Sabotage a rivaling tribes burrow/city by digging a channel that lets water flow towards there (aware/awakening/society/industrial)
Firnasian: Gain the ability to glide in the awakening or society stage
farming
Bloody fields: Have strong kidneys and be able to drink sea water. No water scarcity for you, your crops on the other hand, can’t use sea water, so water them with your blood or milk (not urine or sweat because they are salty too)
Atlantean bread[3]: Use a crop that was first domesticated in a sunken continent as your staple crop (society)
Domestic on the surface: To create farms, instead of planting crops, graft domesticated species to existing wild plants (society)
Mysterious maple syrup: Extract nutrients from a continent you haven’t discovered (the trees on your farms are connected to other trees via roots that are under the sea bed)
Master cultivator*: Bring together previously isolated agricultural systems, enabling multiple cropping and extended growing seasons
technology
Architectural forge: Use the waste heat that appears as a construction substance like cement hardens for smelting metals
Blow me a metal: Make a smelter powered by the wind*
Bantu development[4]: Get to the iron age before the bronze age
Eelpower: Build an electric device using an electricity generating creature
Who needs that many pages: Enter space stage while still using cuneiform and stone/clay/wooden tablets
Cold fire twirling: Make a de facto refrigirator by covering the food with wet clothes, spinning them and putting the cooled food inside an insulator, repeating every so often for extended storage
If life gives you a sour fruit, build a mecha: Build a mecha which carries cars one by one if the trafic jamms
Faunic tradition[5]: Unlock communication with all the species in your planet (awakening/society)
Reject the sun: Use 0% of the suns energy, directly(farming) or indirectly(fossil fuel). You can use chemosynthesis or geothermal.(society/industrial)
Swarm master: Spawn an insectcloud and make it move in a spesific direction
Militech: Build a city using a swarm
Air hack: In a world where wireless electricity is used by planes, hack the air and force military planes to land (industrial)
Droneworld: Discover quadcopters before helicopters
Skyscraping mother of hell: Construct and use a 500 meter high siege tower
Biologic skynet: Build supercomputers from neuron cells and reach singularity with not so good consequences
Circuit superiority: Play as robots and justify making experiments on animals because they have no souls
Walkie talkie breathie: As a robotic civ, use living creatures for radio or internet
Big belgiuming sword: Design and use a weapon that is heavier than your species and it is swinged
Horsepunk: Build a railroad infrastructure for horse powered trains
Pontoon train: Make a floating train track
Glider city: Use planes for public and cargo transport which don’t have powered flight, they are gliders launched with catapults or trebulchets
Kite city: Build a kite city, staying in the air due to wind and tethered to the surface
Reverse archimedes screw: Build a screw propelled ship[6]
SS Bitcoin: Make computers from a high melting point material and mine bitcoin, due to the high amount of waste heat generated they can have a leiderfrost effect by boiling water, use them to build a ship/hovercraft
Anti atlantis weapon[7]: Use leiderfrost effect to hit submerged cities or submarines with kinetic weapons
Wonkaland: Your flying cars enter houses from above (removing the need for doors) and can also be used like elevators
Caveman elevator: Use a rock on a geyser as an elevator (awakening/society)
Operation guzheng*: Slice a ship going through a marine chokepoint by using nanotechnology
Harpolysis: Launch harpoons from your vehicles and hit another vehicle, pull it from different sides and divide it in half or more
Trainisation**: Take a vehicle that looks like it was designed by dahir inşaat from thrivepedia and turn it into a train in vehicle editor
Spanish catapult*: While trying to siege a city, your catapult fires straight up and destroys itself
English catapult*: Don’t accept your enemies surrender because you want to try using your new machine which hasn’t been completed yet
Catapultship: Make a catapult powered ship, throw mass backwards
Catapultship: Harpoon version: Always throw the same mass backwards, after it hits the water and slows down, fish it back up and throw it again. Maximum speed is not very high with this but at least it doesn’t suffer from the rocket equation
Milking gravity: Place a piston on the sea and power your ac hydraulic grid using the tides
Submarine gills: Build a splashing station* for the oxygen needs of your submarine or underwater city
Deadly cauldron: Domesticate a nessie and use it on a land war. It is carried in a wheeled aquarium and it bites (or ramms with its horns) targets that are close enough.
Hoopmobile: Don’t invent the wheel, but use hoopsnakes for the same purpose
Gecko housing: Be able to climb walls and design apartment blocks with doors for high floors existing at the same height as those floors (society/industrial)
Von neuman train: Make a train that builds its tracks as it goes
Tamed branches: Build an ideal road for brachiation
Mobile ground: Operate a train that is as long as its traintract
Chainception: Design the chainsaw described by willow*
Wot*: Spin a cannon through which projectiles are fired fast enough so that the vehicle becomes a helicopter
Air smelting: In a planet without lands or rafts, become a bird, and discover metalurgy
Fluidic economy: Build a bill philips machine* in society stage (and unlock economy editor)
Without the college debt*: Make a biologic computer in society stage
Mirror in black: Invent computers but keep them a top secret, your population doesn’t have acces to it. Keep it that way until you invent quantum computers.
Anti wheel: Enter space stage without ever having used a wheel or a rotating part in tech editor
Sauropod catapult: Make a catapult by streching a body part of a creature such as its neck or tail
Storm powered: Use ligthnings for more than 50% of the power in the powergrid for at least a year
Brain farm: Make a brain farm, grow a sessile species and collect the neuros it produces (biopunk carbon valley)
Slapsgiving: Cook food by slapping
Gunpower: Accelerate something to 1% the speed of light using gunpowder (society)
All the contribution was from me: Do an industrial revolution using only the modified versions of your species’s organs
Kleptoplastic engine: Make a biopunk engine and feed it organelles instead of gasoline (industrial)
Kleptofactory: As a species that constantly needs to get new organelles with kleptoplasty in order to survive, advance in genetic engineering and build a factory in industrial stage for mass producing organelles, the previous method was getting it by consuming other creatures or having an organelle pet
government, ideologies, religion, culture
Mutually assured law: You dont have a police force. Your population agrees not to commit crimes. Your species is able to explode like a creeper, so if a burglar enters your house and you wake up, either he agrees your request of politely leaving or you explode, killing both of you. The social order is preserved the same way the cold war remained cold. In terms of gameplay consequences, there is no policing cost but if it is a time of scarcity and people have to steal in order to feed themselves, the population decreases.
Argument by sacrifice: Have a system where when a social group sues another group, the side which makes the most human sacrifices is seen as the correct side and their demands are met
Populus vult regem: Write an anarco monarchist manifesto which becomes more popular than all the other ideology manifestos
Landlord oligarchy: Make it so that people vote proportional to the land area they own
Gracchian democratisation: Remove landlord oligarchy, making the people who live in apartment blocks equal to the ones in suburbania
'Ey ceaser thats sus: As a politician, the time you declared as the beginning of the next year means that you’d have more time in office
Close your eyes and see the truth: Chose darkness as the symbol of your philosophy/religion, which embraces “knowledge” as a core tenant
May luck run through you like the spirit of the buffalo[8]: Have animism as your religion and an extensive gambling economy at the same time.
Gandalf the lord: (secret achievement) In the ten commandment editor, place the word “pass” after the phrase “thou shall not”[9], granting the followers of your religion 25% combat bonus when fighting epics.
Anti posthumanism: Make the commandment “thou shall not disfigure the human soul[10]” in 10 commandment editor (industrial/space)
R’amen: Design an unironic pastifarian religion
The heretic is always unimaginative: Use an argument you used to defeat a religion/ideology in your planet on an alien religion/ideology with the same success
First column becomes the fifth column: Your government is viewed less favorably by your public than the goverment of the country you are at war with
Cheerful outlook[11]: Reduce the anxious or avoident attachment styles in your population down to zero percent (society/industrial)
Dance floor politics*: Bring all the feudal nobility to the capital to party meanwhile you fill the goverment jobs with people who don’t have secondary regional loyalties
Royal dynastic family tree inheritance chicanery: Do some royal dynastic family tree inheritance chicanery
There’s still time for a son! Madam, you have to undress: Make an heirless noble create an offspring in deathbed
To the ballroom, post haste! *: Your monarch goes to a party while a lot of peasents were dying
Ceramony diversity: Have a ceramonial king. And a ceramonial senate. Be a de facto oligarchy.
The people must be the enemies of the people*: Support democracy and massacre rebelling civilians
Micromanaging democracy: Have a system where there are 10 or more elections per election. A different election for the central bank, a different one for the ministry of agriculture, etc…
Democracy diversity: Get all the achivements for democracies at least once, not necessarily all in the same game
Democratic dynasty: Get selected to rule a country for 4 generations without any schenenigans
Pirate technocracy: Agree that the one who plunders the most becomes the king
Physical exam: Use a rite of passage like a central exam
Kill em with kindness: Play as the lower classes and serve and worship your oppressors so good that they grow bored of life and binge drink into mass suicide
Weakened overlord: As a deskilled country, have a skilled colony you exploit
Help! Help! I am being repressed!: Play as an anarco syndicalist commune and send back the king or the tax collecter that entered your land empty handed
Bureaucracy auction: Have more than one burecracy and make them compete for being the most efficient (society/industrial/space)
Reverse party lines: Have an election where the representatives of the two most popular parties each voted more for the other parties candidates
Representception: Have a system where the people elect representatives, those representatives elect the representative representatives and those representative representatives elect the prime minister
Forced representative democracy: Put quotas to the parliment which says that politicians, before they were elected, must have had the same percentage of jobs as the people they rule over, so if everyone is a farmer craftsmen can’t be elected
Technofeudalism: Have your capitalistic economy be divided between an oligopoly of tech companies
The binitarian god’s kingdom on earth: Solve a succession crisis in a heredetary but reencarnative monarchy by saying that the supreme sprit has reencarnated as two people at the same time
Grand title*: Your ruler gains 49 different titles all of which have a meaning in your planet
Title buildup: Your ruler gets titles from both the parents, the same title can be get from both of them, in the end, end up having 10 kilobytes of title (space stage)
Titleocracy: Have an unequal democracy where people votes proportional to the length of their titles (everyone is a royal baby after all)
Agustus castro: Unite he workers of the globe under the leadership of one man
Crusader ping pong: Convert a crusading army to your own religion and send them back to their original lands for crusading
Survivalist: Have a survivalist culture
Kings hate this simple trick: As a clergy, own 100% of the land in your planet property sense, but less than 10% of it politicsvise, so own a land without needing to govern it
Election against past: Have a system where a law made can only be changed or removed with a higher percentage of vote
Startup communism: Have an economic system where all the companies have a fixed limited lifespan, they innovate as much as they can and then negociate their selling price to the goverment
Following the book: Don’t have the legislative branch, only have the executive and juditionary branches for 500 years
Oral banking tradition: Have a barter economy where the exchange of different goods or services don’t have to be at the same time, but its not just "i owe you one"s, the price of evertything is kept track of in the minds of the people (awakening/society)
But who will till the soil?: Have an egaliterian society for non slaves
Second coming of christ: Awaken your prophet from a 2000 year long hibernation
The high crusade*: After the spaceship of a communist alien civ lands on your feudal medieval planet for conquering it, defeat it and take the spaceship, conquer its space empire instead
Resource egaliterianism: Take a decision in your united nations that the profits of underground resources in your planet should be distributed equally to all everyone, through a universal basic income. And enforce this decision.
Island of sark: Have a senate that has 6% the population or more
We’re still gonna organise but in a cool way: Make a union of egoists
neo-neo-neo[insert your ideology’s name]ism: Reform your ideology 3 times
that’s not walking palm does, but I stil wanted to use that name ↩︎
“In Sub-Saharan Africa, where there was no continent-wide universal Bronze Age, the use of iron immediately succeeded the use of stone” Iron Age - Wikipedia↩︎
or zootradition, like zooplankton, but i fear that may also be understood as zoo tradition ↩︎
this has nothing to do with confusingly similar named “screw propeller”, what i mean is a “screw propelled vehicle” that goes on water ↩︎
No air no germ: During a disease outbreak, don’t sell or distribute masks, instead, ban breathing. Your citisens have to do anaerobic respiration or fermentation when they are next to others.
Sulfuric titanic: Rescue citisens in a floating city as the sea around them becomes anaerobic, toxic gasses ensue
Limestone icecream: Lose at least 50% of the mass of a ship made from calcium carbonate as it moves across an acidic sea, before bringing the passengers to a land, and have no casualties
Hobbesian: Have a constant war with all of your neighbors in society and industrial, not even a single moment of peace
Machiavellien: Send a general to carry out an unpopular order that benefits you, then exacute him to make the public think you are on their side and he was abusing his power
Plauge? You mean like this? : Engineer a plauge to lower the population. This gets discovered, leading to public outcry. Release another plauge to delete their memories
This will have been preventable: As a eusocial/hive mind or just a totalitarian civ with no regard to the life of the individual, don’t evacuate an area you know will have a catastrophy, because it would cost a lot of money
And its the most crucial passages[1]: Your information agency loses information because it used black highlighters on classified information, and on the only copy
No more mind control: Design tinfoil hats in the clothing editor
Adam smith says wft: Play as a begging company and commit the murder of a begger who tried to beg in your neighborhood
Sneaky terrorist: Support more terror acts than all the states in the list of state sponsors of terrorism but don’t get into that list
Implosive irishity: Have an economic or societal collapse after purging the sleeper cells because they were better citisens than your own citisens themselves
Antimegaflorist: Make all the large plants in your planet go extinct (society/industrial)
Academic mobilisation: Start an university course about a science/engineering branch less than 1 year after obtaining it (via technology transfer, espionage, archeology?), but you only obtained the knowlege, not a person who knows what does any of that means or how is it applied
Intellectual pet: Tame a brain parasite and outsource your neocortex* to it
Pet diversity: Get all the pet achievements
Newspeak to the extreme: Be successful in banning communication. People can only show each other goverment approved cards with sentences written on them. If people become able to express banned concepts to each other by creating euphemisms, the cards can be changed
Doubt and redoubt: Turn your mountains into castles(redoubt) to repel possible invading armies like switzerland, making military powers doubt invading you
Engineering tradition: Discover murphy’s law before industrial stage
The ministry of christmas: Send gifts to all of your population
Ecological steady state: Spread every species to every biome in your planet so that there can no longer be an invasive species
The green wall of China: Plant trees to slow down nomadic armies
Politiplasmic rediculum: Build great walls of china and divide your land into small regions seperated by walls, the biggest such reagion can at most be 5% of your land
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that: Skynet
Hello boys, I’m back!: A member of your society previously abducted by aliens makes a devistating kamikaze attack on them
Literal zombies: nuff said
Crassian* jackpot: Own a fire department and negociate the purchase of 20% of the properties in a city in a single event
Climateproof: Your civilisation doesn’t collapse during a kiloyear event
Temporary awakeance: Have a population that is 10 times the number you can feed, they hibernate and wake up periodically, only for a short time (society/industrial)
Don’t buy it wink wink: Ban addicting drugs to increase their price in the black market while controlling the black market supply
Amish paradise: Reject technology, go back to society stage
Högertrafikomläggningen: Change the side of the road you drive
King’s landing: Conquer a city in another landmass with flying units before industrial stage
Seat of will: Build a planned capital before industrial stage
Yajuj and majuj: Your army completely drinks a lake (society/industrial)
Einstein’s world war: Have a global war with pre metalurgy weapons after a nuclear war
Natural firefighting: Trigger a rain to take out a fire (society/industrial/space)
Fiery blackout: Tap into your ac hydraulics to extinguish a fire
Prenatal training: Have a program of indoctrinating kids while they are in the womb/egg
Punishment economy: Spend more than 100% of your gdp/incomes on lawsuits or reperations
Sacred insides: Ban autopsies and xrays for privacy or religious concerns (not a lot of advancements happening in medicine).
Age of factory: Dedicate a metamorphosis cycle for working in the factories
International forced nepotism: Threathen a war to win a contract for building something, even though you don’t offer the lowest price
So much for sanctions: Through intermediaries, purchase weapons from your enemy or your enemies allies
Cyberdyne vs the great depression: Trigger an economic recession to in order to destroy or redirect the technological momentum of a would-be megacorp
Sociology over physics: One of your companies gained more technological momentum* than the momentum momentum* of any vehicle or object[2] you created ever had. I guess how these two would be compared also depends on units, so how hard this acievement is can be adjusted
Congoan belgium: Finance your empire by capturing slaves and selling them to a colonial state, some time later advance your state and start enslaving your former buyers for your own use
Can we pretend that chinese spy balloons in the night sky are like shooting stars: Shoot down a balloon after your population wished that
From depths to space: Take down a sattelite or a speceship in orbit with a missile launched from a stationary base at the seabed
American black sea colonies: Buy or conquer a port in a sea protected with a montreu convention in order to access it more freely
Explosive coastline: Destroy a mangrove forest with naval mines which became free floating
I am just a businessman, doing business: Operate a trade route through a war zone
Maximum thermal polution: Your factories boiled all the liquid water in your planet (industrial)
Desperate times call for nuclear measures: When a dam on a giant river malfunctions and sends a flood that would effect a large population, detonate a nuke so that some of the water would evaporate and some would start filing the crater that formed, giving more time for evacuations
Cyber opium: Make other countries addicted to a video game and sell them roblox coins to grow your economy (industrial stage)
Sandwich superiority: In a war, have the air superiority and underground/water superiority but not the surface superiority
Dennis! There’s some lovely filth down 'ere!: Send a unit to a mud bath
Holy hand grenade: Use a self destructing sacred relic
Acid van: Hide in an unwelcoming substance to fake the passing away of your units
Westphalian gift*: Join a peace talk within 28 days and receive a charming carriage cloth. Carriage cloth exists in all civs because of convergent cultural evolution
Underground harbour: Turn a sea cave into an parking space for ships
Walking tradition: Invent spaceships before roads, all transportation is done on foot before space stage
Rainmaxing: Make a rain dance with a million people
Any% speedruner: Play as a brain parasite and go from awakening to space stage by taking control of an alien species that invaded or came to your original planet
Intense fire: Use 10% of nitrate in your planet on a firework display that is high either in duration or scale
Mermaids: Have a species you can interbreed that can’t live outside of water (society)
Popemobile: Add wheels during the design of your religious leaders vehicle
Great smog of london*: Create a smog due to your population vaping too much
Scp completed: Contain all the anomalies in your planet
Godless fertility: Have an atheistic population for 3 generations but don’t fall below replacement level
Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chessatron*: Build a giant death robot from your own species during a battle
He’s made one of his knights into a unicorn: Trigger the metamorphosis or make a genetic change to a creature during a battle
Well done there to kasparov and his capatious bladder: Assasinate the enemy queen using a water cannon sniper
Surrogates went wrong: When everone live their lives in robot bodies and put their old bodies into hibernation, have a game over because the building where everyone’s brains (optional: and the rest of the body) are stored blows up (industrial/space)
Sun tzu is up to something: Open a castle’s walls and sit on top of them, playing flute, and not have it entered
Abusing equality: Relese so many vassals that you get to cast more than 50% the votes in the united nations (and it works)
Cultural seahorse: Change which gender can get pregnant (society)
Meat cities: Have a higher biologic kardashev scale* than technologic kardashev scale when you finish industrial stage
Natural science limit: Don’t use AI or life extension and reach the limits of the science tree, your researchers might start their education from birth and they would only start to understand the latest scientific principles right before they die due to old age
Leftist unity**: Be an anarcho communist and make an allience with a communist or vice verca
Fast ager: Complete society stage as a creature whose has the “mitochondrian kingdom” achievement (you might want to double down on antioxidants)
Carbon valley: Make a silicon walley for an industrial complex that uses neurons instead of transistors
Inconceivable*: Pay a ransom for a king or a noble in sandwiches
Cities will burn: In currency editor, create a currency that has an imaginary value with respect to another currency in use
Bridgepunch: Ram into a bridge with a submarine
Anti gulf streamism: Build an causeway* between two continents and stop an ocean current
Centralised internet: Have 90% of your population use the internet but 0% of them have personal computers or any other electronic device, they go to internet cafes built by you where they can be monitered
Quiet march: Stop your telephatic internet and start relying on speach, etc. while you are trespassing a hibernating country and don’t want them to wake up after noticing your prescence
Yes! kill me plez: As an industrial stage civ in a planet which is ejected out of its solar system, insult a space civ so that they’ll bomb your planet, heat its surface and allow you to extract geothermal energy
Race to the skies: Have a planet with 5 different space programs running in parallel because the various nations wouldn’t share information with each other
Kronstadt ship: When a battle takes place around a castle built on floating ice, the artillary or the landmines makes the ice break, sending the castle drfting into the ocean
Timur’s west: Capture a monarch’s family and release the claiments to the throne so that they would have a civil war between them, their state would be weakened and not do something such as attacking you
Agathocles*: Capture all the lands around an enemys capital
Anti wonder: Deconstruct 10 world wonders to get building materials
Hypocrite?: Promote two contradicting conspiricy theories
Orbital surrenderer: Attack a (non underground) city/base only with orbital lasers, lower its hp and either destroy it or make it surrender, but that base is surrounded by mountains at all sides (can only be shot from directly above(a small amount of time avalible for every rotation around a planet, allowing it to heal)) and it isn’t on the equator (stationary orbit doesn’t stay on top of it)
Planet o’ plauges: Have a society stage during which, on average you had more than 1 disease circulating around which kills more than 10% the natural growth rate of your population at all times
Attractive: Be colonised by 3 different countries, not necessarily at the same time
Reply of zaparozhian cossacks: Reply to a demand of subjugation with utmost vulgarity
Petting giganotosauruses: Coexist with a megafauna, have them as stray animals
Soyification*: Create a totalitarian femboy[3] empire (by chemical, gastronomic or cultural means)
Pompeiphilia: Build your first and second cities next to active volcanos
Whisperer*: Blend in with the low intelligence monsters in order to survive an apoclypse
Hibernating mortal engine: 100% of the housing in your country is done in RVs
Retro: When you enter space stage, the tallest structure in your planet was built before industrial stage
Trumpean: Storm the capital
Hobbit: Live in mounds
There is nowhere to go: Promote the conspiricy that your planet is flat so that the opponent superpower in your planet would cut funding to its space program and you would win the space race
Stormalong backstory: Build a harbor from a material that is lighter than water, and lose that port during a storm when it floats away*
Ocean empire: Play as an amphibian species. In society stage, control all the cities in an ocean and don’t have any land on land
: A robotic unit willingly throws itself to lava
We’re exiles in time: Go to every timeline
Time has momentum. Some things want to happen: Fill all the attractor slots for events happening in different timelines in your planet
You hear that, Kyle? That’s the dice rolling: Have a good dice roll (results in a critical hit or dodging an attack) when fighting a unit that was built or enhanced with nanotechnology
Mantelopean goauld: In society/industrial stage, your species goes extinct. But you are a brain parasite, so you change your species, but there isn’t a species that has hands to manipulate its surroundings so you go back to aware stage
Logistics from curiosity: Feed an army like in the story of the stone soup
The testimony of the dead: Solve a conspiricy by examining the brain of someone killed and getting the memories out of that
space
Mematic von noumen expansion: By hitting the surface of another planet with lasers, manufacture microchips and self replicating robots from at least 10 lightyears away
Beam me up scotty: Invent metamaterials and the tractor beam* (society/industrial/space)
Autotrophs of the ecosystem, unite!: Send a biologic weapon to a planet which causes plants to be resistant to every species of herbivore
Skynet collaboration: Get discovered by the seti program of a xenophobic empire that can and would destroy you, but bribe their AI which is is in charge of that seti program*. Provide it with resources to launch a skynet coup in its own civ. And even if it doesn’t feel gratitude, you now had enough time to mount a defence or run away and some understanding of their civilisation.
Unrepeting phenomena: Defeat a boss that sponteinously appeared, before it get sponteinously dissapeared. The loots will also sponteinously dissapear but at least this achivement, the xp and the friends we made along the way are permenant
The million year plan[4]: Plan the next million years of your economy (space stage)
Ship of heads: Decapitate the crew of your spaceship and only carry their heads so that the spaceship would be lighter and easier to accelerate
Distributed load: Own 100 planets but none of them is an ecumenopolis
Chariots of the skies: Find that a quantum field is not lorenz invarient(like aether*), hold it and pull it (like standing on the ground) to propel your spaceship
Chariot accident: Apply energy to a lorenz varient (non-covarient?) quantum field (that is accelerated to near light speed and used as an interstellar highway) to accelarate it suddenly in order to make the spaceships using it have a traffic accident (with implications such as the ones in the achivement “high acceleration in space travel”)
Demonic engine: Domesticate maxwells demon and build an engine that times its firings with spontenious combustion
Pantheistic kidnap reversal side quest: Help a maxwells demon find her lost son jesus christ who is a boltzman brain (space stage)
Magnum torch: When the lazers coming from your home planet are interrupted for an unknown reason and the darkness creeps in, defeat the demons of the interstellar medium attacking your spaceship until their behavior editor learns to not attack you
Akhulu: You get this achivement when cthulu gets posessed by aku, creating a new boss
Antiground missile[5]: Make a missile/spaceship that nukes in front of it and can go through a planet
Physical gravity assist: Dig a tunnel through a planet. The spaceships (no slow down) enter from one end and exit from another end, being accelerated by the planet (physically pushed) during that movement.
Instant sling: Build a physical gravity assist tunnel in 10 seconds or less (such as by using a relativistic anti ground missile)
Diluted engine: While accelerating towards a destination using solar sails, have the laser pointing at you from your homeworld lose 50% of its energy due to redshifting or losing focus
Heliobreaking: Do an aerobreaking manouver by going through a star
Concrete and violence: Have 3 distinct mafia competing with each other inside a single continious building (society/industrial/space)
Tensile ecumenopolis: Have a planet where 90% of the population lives in towers high enough or the planet spins fast enough that they feel a gravity away from the planet
Safe: Have a population over one trillion and less than 1 deaths per day on average
Hot pauli: Invent pauli blocking* in room temperature in order to make your spaceships invisible without having to go into hibernation
Post rocket equation: Accelerate your spaceship to relativistic speeds by accelerating your fuel to even higher (but still looks like just below 100% c) speeds using particle accelerators and using very little fuel
Nuclear gun control: Use a ureb to destructively disable a nuke*
Anti monument: By using anti monument guns* assasinate enough monuments to reduce the culture output of a civ by half
Exomarble: Take a picture of a planet not in your solar system from up close
Now we’re getting close: Have light sails and evolve to use sunlight like a tractor beam
Astronauting time: In a stealth mission, onboard an alien ship that doesn’t have artificial gravity
Planet hollywood: dedicate a planet to shooting movies
The sky is falling*: Have a sky that is actually made from lcd tvs fall from the sky
Mystery nearby: Explore your homeplanet less than the rest of the galaxy, your knowlage of an exoplanet, on average, is more than your homeworld
Born too early to explore the planet, too late to explore the stars: Discover ftl(or stay in your solar system until) at least 1 generation after fully exploring the planet
Extraterrestrial kleptoplasty: In space stage or as a space whale, steal the organelles of an alien for the first time, preferrably in first person mode (there is no need for the genes to be compatible if only compounds are exchanged between the cell and the organelle)
Coexistance with the parasite: Make a negociation or peace treaty with a creature or cyborg that takes control of your species’s body, legitimising their ownership of what they had taken so far (society/industrial/space)
Didn’t like unas?: Reach space stage as a brain parasite and change your host with another one from another planet
Reptilian overlords: As a brain parasite, take control of all the politicians in a planet
Waterloo across time and space: After a general conquers all of the galaxy, form a galaxy wide coalition in a different timeline and defeat that general
space whale
A totaly not completely impossible design: I already suggested evolving nukes. Now, become a space whale and use nukes for propulsion
A marvelous power source whose discovery and implementation by biological systems purely guided by evolution need not be immediately dismissed: Evolve antimatter engines
Reverse space stage: Play as a space whale and achieve sentience. Then have a cyborg revolution, replace your biologic body with machine parts. Then make a symbiosis with a biologic species, house them inside you and supply them with life support
Supercritical life: On a life bearing gas giant, be a sky whale and start falling to the ground, and survive at least 1 second in a supercritical fluid (have a high hp and an aerodynamic shape for fast drop)
I am on my sunblock day: As a cockroach style radiation resistant empivore space whale colony, absorb and dissipate a solar storm
Planetarian exchange: As a type 1 civilisation, cause a mass extintion in a type 2 space whale ecosystem
Power hungry: As a single organism, use as much energy as a kardashev 1 civilisation
Space cat: As a space whale, evolve the ability of rotating yourself in space without using exhoust gases
You are so spacial baby, my heart is going crazy: Do a complete gene duplication of the gene that codes for the rocket motor, and evolve the unused copy of that gene to create a heart that pumps blood in extreme speeds[6]
Exraterrestrial soprano: After a space whale ecosystem forms and carries elements in your solar system like an extended carbon cycle, sulfur cycle etc, evolve to have a very high pitch sound using the hydrogen coming from the gas giants
Space spartans clash: Hit the enemy phalanx with your phalanx at orbital speeds (society)
Planetary slime mould: As a poynucleate, start to feel the effects of the gravity your body produces
Drukhari*: Make a horisontal gene transfer with a space virus or parasite
ascension
Lord opec*: Create a lake that occationally spits out bitumen for an awakening/society species
Epic rain: Create a planet where football sized raindrops percipitate constantly
ascension types
Bathophobia: Ascend without ever digging a hole deeper than 1 meters (multicellular/aware/awakening/society/industrial/space)
Isolated ascension: Ascend with only one dyson swarm
Nuclear windmill: Detonate a nuke and get the energy of the wind it generates using your pre existing wind turbines and use that energy to activate the ascension gate right before your civilisation is wiped out of existance with orbital bombardment
The ultimate question: Find the question to the answer of life, universe and everything (requires 10 million years of computation) (space stage)
Earth: Use the subconsciousnessess of all the creatures in a planet to do computation for ascension either for the ultimate question or the ultimate answer
Eureka: Get a random 1 million year of progress towards finding the ultimate answer or the question. There is a 10% chance of this happening in every game, the probability jumps to 30% if you make all you scientists take a hot shower
Spoilers: When you see a civilisation trying to find the ultimate answer, tell them its 42 and what matters is the question
Potential with no tools of a civilisation: Reach singularity in aware stage(as in the achivement “queenbrain”)
Hive ascension: Reach singularity and remain alive for 17,5 million years(by adding new brain tissue as the telomeres of the previous ones shorten), use 7,5 million years of time to calculate the ultimate answer and the remaining 10 million years for the ultimate question, then combine the two and ascend
A gift from one intelligence to another: Give limbs to all the sessile biologic singularities in the galaxy so that they can modify their environment, not just dream endlessly and play chess against themselves
Pack with only rogues: Add only biological (ascended?) beings as your ministers/advisers, bringing unique bonuses (space stage)
Barrowed science: Ascend by only making research agreements and using other civilisations ascension research
Revenge descension: Destroy an expansionist empires ascension research before they destroy your civilisation
The faith way: Power an ascension gate by accumulating faith
The pain way: Choose the philosophy of darkess and gain points towards ascension by creating as much unhappiness as possible. You can have self flagellation events or build the Morty torturing device
The slime way: Find every color of slime spread over the galaxy
The fox way: Find all the kitsunes which have different number of tails. Learn what does a fox say (the alternate ultimate question)
The sandwich way: (secret ascension type) build the sandwich jake made in adventure time
Desire ascension: Capture object petit A (space stage)
Mathematical ascension: Find an exeption to gödel’s incompleteness theorem and capture the object of pure reason
Star wars ascension: (for a star wars mod*) Meet the voice behind the force
No, there is another: After having 50% progress towards ascension, ascend using another ascention type
Ascension diversity: Ascend with each ascencion type at least once
Earned ascension: Win a tournament which has the prize of ascension
Emancipated god: Be cursed by an evil witch that you gain ascension powers but can only use them for granting 3 wishes for others. Manipulate a creature into wishing you to be free
Maslow’s ascension: Become a post scarcity civilisation and click the roll credits button (society/industrial/space)
Hedonistic ascension: Create the strongest drugs in the universe or hack into your reward function if you are a robot civ
Consumer ascension: Satisfy the demands of a population that is requiring the maximum amount of resources per capita and creates the least recyclable wastes
Succesful ascension: 95% of your population ascends
other
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaccappārementumophobia[7]: Get all the achievements except the ones that have longer names than their descriptions
Autodescribophilia: Get all the achievements that have the same name as their descriptions
Phobophobia: Ascend but get none of the achivements ending with “phobia”
Phobophilia: Get all the achivements ending with phobia
Philic diversity: Get all the achievements that end with “philia”
Inception diversity: Get all the achievements that end with “ception”
Vore diversity: Get all the achievements that end with “vore”, not necessarily on the same game
Xenomorph diversity: Get all the xenomorph achivements, not necessarily on the same game
it shoots targets located beneath the ground. it is not related to the antiground missiles from r type series, which is anti-(ground force), not anti-(kilometers of soil and rock) ↩︎
Please do not double or even worse triple post. Edit your post instead to have everything in one post. You managed to edit your first of 3 posts, but still made 2 unnecessary posts. (I’m pretty sure all 3 of your posts don’t hit the single post character limit)
Lipovomit
(A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)
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Yea, i never double post.
Instead i edit the same post over and over again until someone else posts.
Okay, fine it was a legit triple post then, but you could have said something in the first post that you are splitting it due to max character limit. Or maybe reaching the character limit might be a sign that the achievements are getting a bit out of hand.
YMCA: Make a civilization that judge its citizens in how well they sing and dance. Snooorlax: Evolve a species that sleeps more than 10 hours. Oh, great. Now i will never reach space stage: Evolve a creature on a planet where the conditions to reach the industrial stages aren’t present. The Dark Forest Theory begins with you: Create a civ that is hostile with every other sapient creature on the galaxy.
No treasures?: Go bankrupt because of doing too much archeology
Archeo complete: Find every historic object burried and every species ever fosilised in your planet
Demographic deceleration: Have more than 80% of your population have the job[1] of looking after babies[2] and turn 80% of your adult population into other jobs all at once (the eggs may have hatched for example)
Capitalist gift: Have a negative inheritence tax
Ekipazh: Carry passangers from one falling plane to another damaged plane mid flight
Gardener: Fill the planets of the galaxy with flowering plants (space/ascension)
Water’s curse defeated: Start the game in a planet with floating continents* and discover the technology of destructive interference and use it to stop a tsunami that appeared after an earthquake or a meteor impact and would have destroyed one third or more of the continents (society/industrial/early space)
Atmospheric curse: Use a sonic weapon to damage the flying continents* of a planet (space stage)
Solar powered hug: Merge a planet an its moon[3] until their oceans or land start touching. Do this by connecting them with ropes made from a supermaterial and adding solar sails to the ropes, pulling them towards each other.
Ignoring geography: Build an aquadect that goes through a tunnel through a mountain and also goes over a sea to another landmass[4] (society)
Thunderivore: As a swarm, only get energy from lightnings (aware)
Missing inferno: Lose enough nukes which can cause a nuclear winter
You make Hancock happy: As a globe spanning civilisation, go back to stone age following a meteorite impact and sea level rise but not before building pyramids everywhere
Meerkat muninn: To see further distance, throw your eyes into the air and then insert them back to your body to get the video recording (multicellular/aware)
Bolased prolemuris: Have a pair of legs that merge into one leg and then seperate into two legs again(aware)
Photosnail: Get all of your energy need from the sun and move by lubricating your path
King slime defeated: Kill a creature that isn’t very solid and retrieve a metal armour formerly worn by a now digested soldier (awakening/society)
Zurna flap: As a jellyfish like creature, evolve to use circular breathing to constantly move forwards
Conquering the ice: As a plant, form forests on glaciers
Anti carb: Make it to aware stage without ever evolving a way to synthesise, digest or anabolise glucose
Globeluminescent: In the dark side of a tidally locked planet, have the organisms(such as trees) create enough light to be visible from space[5]. You don’t have to be bioluminescent yourself, but that is the only way to ensure[6] you get this achievement.
Wait, this isn’t the “Fermi Paradox” game: Watch how your society get back to previous stages a lot of times. What?: Get two achievements that contradicts each other in one game.