Flying Circus: Have the following criteria met, a weapon named the holy hand grenade, a governmental ministry titled “The ministry of Silly walks”, create a religion based around a guy named Brian, Lose several soldiers fighting a hostile species of a common peaceful herbivore, and use the ability to fund revolutionary groups in other nations to form multiple groups with “People’s Front of (nation)” “(Nations) people’s front” “(Nation’s) Popular front” and “The campaign for a free (region in nation)” as their name
Effects: Earning this achievement causes national happiness to skyrocket mostly because of the permanent damage to your serious game this would cause
Xin Chào says the trees: get in a war with a revolutionary group in a jungly tropic nation
Effects: Helicopter and flamethrower technology research gets a boost
Seem familiar?: Get in multiple wars across multiple nations against insurgent groups in the modern era
Effects: none the natural in game consequences cover it well enough
It really never changes: Have all your 20th century wars parallel the wars that happened in real life (i.e trench warfare then fascist nation tries conquering most of europe then cold war against a former ally then get into multiple wars against insurgent groups)
Effects: Troop morale drops slightly
The lion from the North: Get your ass kicked by a rapidly expanding normally ignorable nation that afterwards shrinks back into ignorality
Effects: in the future that same nation will make a popular store franchise famous for their make it yourself design and meatballs
Now all of China knows you’re here: Make a creature pornographic looking haha now everyone who owns thrive knows you’re a perv
Effects: everyone gets a ping that you got this achievement fuck you
Let’s try that again: Progress through the entire game on iron man mode only to instantly lose shortly upon entering the space stage from a hostile empire being the first one you meet
Effects: The game rewinds back to the start of the space stage and replaces that empire with another one
Maybe i don’t want to be the bad guy: Go from a corrupt fascist dictatorship to a democratic socialist government in a very quick amount of time
Effects: HUGE happiness
Maybe I don’t want to be the good guy: Ditto but reverse.
Effects: You’re going to be overthrown in like 5 seconds tops
Eternal War: Get into a war with another nation that last from awakening stage all the way to space stage
Effects: War support dwindles out of fear that any other wars last as long as this one
The war to actually end all wars: Get into a massive war conquer everyone and then adopt pacifism
Effects: other nations in space stage are less likely to attack you out of respect
Sjinit to win it: Stay as a largely neutral small country for most of the game and end a stage by nuking every other nation with a stockpile you’ve been building up from the start
Effects: General MacArthur approves military support rises from your swift victory
E m p t y: Kill every other faction in your galaxy until you are the only one left
Effects: for a short period of time all game audio completely stops leaving you to ponder in silence for a few moments at what you’ve done
Its Going Hot!: End your nation with your coldwar going hot
Effects: option to retry in a fallout style world (perhaps only accessible if you have a mutator turned on at the start of the game that causes silly stuff or stuff that wouldn’t likely happen in real life to happen ala wild wasteland)
Anti-Climax: End an ironman game in microbial stage before you even reproduce for the first time
Effects: You get asked if you wanna redeem yourself for that embarrassment