Inside jokes: discover all the Easter eggs about the forums in the game
Creator of all - in ascension stage make a religion
Destroyer of all - in ascension stage, destroy the entire universe
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you need to study biology: put as an species name for a strange creature you created “Human”
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Mr worldwide - have all your species’s names be written in different languages each time you evolve until the society stage
Dethroned - go from an apex predator to a lowly herbivore
Promoted - go from a humble herbivore to the apex predator
Aware Stage: Wheely - Create a fully rotating Joint/Wheel
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Is that the cyclid you’re talking about?
Anyway
Parallel: have every animal you evolve be identical to earth animals
Right at space : make an animal that can survive extremely high altitudes without any special equipment.
Curse of rng : die of every single game ending event possible
tanananananana: evolve a shark or a shark-like creature.
i’m not afraid of sharks: evolve an orca or an orca-like creature
BOOM: in civilization stage, start a nuclear war
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Unrealistic - make the most unrealistic animal on your planet
Tardigrave - as a microscopic animal in the aware stage, go extinct
Assassinator - assassinate fifty world leaders
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Thought of a few more
BTW the achievements with a - before them means that they are related to the achievement above
The Last stand. - Everyone on your planet hates you… You are outnumbered, extinction is soon but at least take some of them with you.
-The “Last” stand? - Somehow survive a last stand scenario and come out victorious
Deus Vult! - Congrats your religion has gone militarized this will not end well for your compatriots
-God’s land is our land - your crusaders have taken over the entire world
From the ashes- Regroup and reform into a new faction after your old giant empire collapses
I hope this isn’t your actual beliefs - commit horrific atrocities as a nation and i mean really horrific
Steel Rain - Invent drop pods
Marauders - invent power armour (reference to the starship troopers book)
Attack of the Dead men - bombard or (be bombarded) an area with gas and artillery only to find a sizable army still left (with no gas protection) based on a real event in history
What Versaille Treaty? - after losing a war and getting a treaty imposed on you circumvent said treaty
The last stronghold - keep losing in a giant galactic war until you’re down to your last planetary stronghold (reference to narotiza worm)
Foresight - continuously avert common human problems from happening to your race such as pollution and climate change using the foresight known nowadays
1 9 8 4 - have a dystopian society on your planet
God designs our weapons - give your race advanced technology compared to your other members of your race such as missiles (V1 style rockets) and sloped armour before everyone else figures out how tanks work
Pissing on the moon - blow up a moon
Brrrrt! - Invent a rapid fire Rotary cannon and equip it on a plane
Always has been. - have an astronaut shoot another astronaut
Smeltle the meltal? - attempt to smelt iron in a hydrothermical vent and fail.
The first war - declare your first war as a nation, this is the beginning of a long series of fights
Rivalry - have a war with a nation last more than 100 years
-its time for a chunnel - then become good friends with said nation
-Still going… - have the war continue for 100,000 years
Sellout - name something after a corporation or game (Like RLDR the best dwarf fortress inspired game ever to be made buy it now!)
Pacifist - prevented all wars on your planet until space stage
Look at the monkeys - become more advanced than your neighbours by a couple thousand years (i.e you have tanks and they still use swords)
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Chizzel the Drizzle - Try to chip away at a metal and most likely fail
Insert joke achievements in this thread instead of the other one.
You Laugh at the Devs: Reach the Society stage as an underwater creature using hydrothermal vents to smelt metals.
A Space Force! : Create an agency to show your “nation’s dominance in space”.
What a Loser : Lose your elections for calling dead soldiers “losers” and “suckers”.
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Why did you create a separate thread for joke achievements? There isn’t any reason for you to do it. And why does one of them sound like a poke at a particular politician?
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Precisely. This thread is the same as the other one, and I don’t really see any reason for its existence.
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The achievements in this thread are jokey enough for this to belong here.
I wanted to make a separate thread for joke achievements so that people get more serious here but hhyyrylainen is right. This thread already has so many of those joke achievements.
Besides, if there were any serious acheivements, they’d be discussed on the dev forums for their value in encouraging the player to experience new content.
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Brrrrrrrrrrr - Invent taco bell Expel your first waste larger than a milimeter
Horizon Line - Reach past the karman line and conduct experimentation
The second sun - Get nuked kid (within 1 km radius of the blast)
Von Braun - Send a missile to another region “by accident”
GameBreaker - Either modify the game configs, or make an underwater civilization
Wait, are you referring to the ship in System Shock 2?
So… I made a reference to the original von Braun who advanced German and US rocketry. Basically he was an exNazi is WWII and people joked after he came to America to redeem how during WWII he would send rockets and aim for space “but for some odd forsaken reason, they keep coming back down and bombing London”. He used to comically walk out of the room when reporters joked about this.
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For The Emperor!
- Form a Military Theocracy
In Your Own Image
- Form a religion based around a previous species you made
We Have The Technology
- Finish Society/Tribal Stage with more technology than any other species
Luddite
- Finish Society/Tribal Stage with less technology than any other species
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Why does this forum page exist then?
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