THE ALIENS HAVE HIT A STOP RUSSIA BUT THEY HAVE OCCUPIED SIBERIA, RUSSIA AND NATO ARE FIGHTING THE ALIENS TO THE LAST MAN
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SIGNAL FROM THE BALKANS
(war Drums In the Background) They are here and are much stronger than us!
SHIT WE NEED NUKES (says the president of the usa)
The Balcans are taken over RIP Kiky
RUSSIA AND FRANCE HAVE LAUNCHED NUKES TOWARDS THE BALKANS NATO HAS NOW TAKEN BACK PARTS OF SIBERIA AND OTHER NEWS THE BALKANS HAVE BECOME A NUCLEAR WASTELAND
Meanwhile in the Antartic, no aliens cuz skrew the Antartic
BREAKING NEWS ALIENS HAVE LANDED IN AFRICA THEY HAVE TAKEN SOUTH AFRICA
static noise from Kiky
THE REST OF AFRICA HAVE NOW MERGED INTO THE UNITED FEDERATION OF AFRICA TO COMBAT THE ALIENS
The Antartic finally hears about the aliens and everyone jumps into the fishing hole. Kiky has returned from the waste land of the balkans
AMERICA HAS LAUNCHED NUKES TOWARDS THE ALIENS IN SIBERIA
Uh there arent aliens in Antartica cuz skrew Antartica also skrew France why did they launch a nuke at me?
To kill the aliens in the balkans and russia launched nukes at aliens too
What im going to Antartica !!! *leaves the studio
And they weren’t aiming for you they were trying to kill the aliens
THE UFA (united federation of africa) HAVE DEFEATED THE ALIENS NOW THEY ARE HELPING THE ARAB NATIONS DEFEND AGAINST THE ALIENS
CHUCK NORRIS HAD COME AND DEFEATED HALF OF THE ALIENS WITH ONLY A GUN!
And then he started firing.
no chuck norris he is to powerful for the aliens to handle
this is… weird
and awesome!!