Crustacean worshipping thread

[JustaDumbThriver (Speedrunner for "most forum games" title)]

Since there’s an Insect Appreciation Thread, I decided to make a thread in the same vein, but for crustaceans. Here’s a little quartet of shrimp:

Perfection.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Is that picture a meme of something?

My favorite shrimp ^[1] are Mantis Shrimp. Literally a real-life version of One Punch Man.

Lysiosquillina maculata (Zerba Mantis Shrimp)

Description:
English: Shrimp Lysiosquillina maculata, (Lysiosquillina maculata) in Prague sea aquarium “Sea world”, Czech Republic
Čeština: Korýš strašek - Lysiosquillina maculata, (Lysiosquillina maculata) v pražském mořském akváriu Mořský svět v Holešovicích
Date: 13 April, 2012
Author: Karelj

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1. besides the ones that I like to eat ↩︎

[JustaDumbThriver (Speedrunner for "most forum games" title)]

It’s from a video called “shrimp quartet.”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

I like crayfish (freshwater lobsters). And for a good reasonage…

[lady_deaths_head]

Gere’s a roly poly, cute little fellas!

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

It’s said this fellow has larger cousins deep underwater…

[JustaDumbThriver (Speedrunner for "most forum games" title)]

And they look like this!

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Not too dissimilar from their abovewater brethen… but also unique in their own ways.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Now imagine if the Atmosphere had 35% oxygen again!

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

It probably won’t have that much for a good while… if ever again.

[JustaDumbThriver (Speedrunner for "most forum games" title)]

These guys are the perfect food for shrimp. They’re called brine shrimp (shrimp cannibalism?), but you likely know them as sea monkeys. Questions is, would you eat a cereal bowl of them?

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@JustaDumbThriver

would you eat a cereal bowl of them?

No, why would I do that? That’d also probably be somewhat expensive.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

It looks too cute to eat!

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

I can guess it looks cute because it has relatively large eyes…

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Not pink, the ritual won’t work.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Japanese Spider Crab!

Description:
Deutsch: Japanische Riesenkrabbe (Macrocheira kaempferi)
English: Japanese Spider Crab (Macrocheira kaempferi)
Svenska: Japansk spindelkrabba (Macrocheira kaempferi)
Date: 23 December 2006
Source: Image:Riesenkrabbe.jpg by Michael Wolf
Author: Lycaon (Hans Hillewaert)
Other version: Image:Riesenkrabbe.jpg

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Wonder if it’s even a true crab lol

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You need to add the signature white “D” on it, and make the eyes red.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Might aswell make the anomalocaris a sapient from some of doom’s pfps.

[JustaDumbThriver (Speedrunner for "most forum games" title)]

Heh, now, Doomlightning WILL be summoned! Yes!