To be or not to be, that is the question.
…
Actually no the question is do you want to be here? If not…
<— here is a door that you can use to exit
Edit: If you do then yay!
Edit 2: Tbh no idea why I’m posting here… I’m going to use the aforementioned door now bye
Why not?
I am still trying to move on from the incident i caused. I know none of you want to hear about this, and pretend it never happened, but i cant forget it…
Well I have a very overactive embarrassment gland so I sort of understand how you feel (I still lie awake at night from things I did when I was 4-5), what really helps is not talking about it and pretending like everyone’s forgotten about it already but always remembering it so that you can never do something like that again.
That’s what I do and it works fairly well-ish.
And also I’d uh, start conditioning myself to be interested in other things if I were you… if you understand what I’m saying.
FACTION WARS UPDATE: THE WIGGLES AND THE BANANA CULT ARE WORKING OUT THERE FEELINGS BOTH FACTIONS EARN THE TECHNOLOGY - Honest Conversations!.
I take the teachings of the sentient plant cult, underwater civilizations cult, and banana cult, and create an underwater metropolis of sapient underwater bananas that smeltle the meltle using hydrothermal vents, and the city is surrounded by multiple underwater banana biomes with sentient banana creatures
“Make uncomfortably crazy combinations not war people” - Banana Merman philosopher dude
An example of a sentient plant: me
Im the teaking
Im made of tea
The biological matter within the water that forms me is what makes me a living plant
And since i can talk
I am therefore sentient
I am a sentient plant
belgians invented french fries
Fairly sure it was French soldiers in Belgium who invented them, actually.
Probably stole the credit from the local population or something
The wiggles creates an underground metropolis, and uproot the sentient plants
And they are Willosaurs, so they start building a spaceship. Yes, underground.
They send their ship and dominate the seas, and head over through the english channel and bomb Brussels, Belgium
ERA 2 THE AGE OF EXPLORATION AND WAR
im going on vacation so you guys have fun and ill update it next week
The underwater banana men build banana rockets to ally with the Amogus cult on the moon and the space animals cult
can you help us establish sentient plant colonies on the moon?
also we’d like to spread sentient plant philosophy around
so maybe help us send preachers to mars?
You should start conditioning yourself to stop it
Sure just have your colonists get in scuba gear so they can get in our rockets
no need
sentient plants can be sentient underwater
we’re the ones that gave rise to sentient underwater civs after all
by sharing our sentience with them
I mean that is true swing as how my cult is sapient underwater banana people
I just assumed you weren’t underwater