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i wonder how larry the cucumber is? and rick and morty
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hey! you live in the same time zone as me!
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thats great but lets get back to the story
Cryptoland then went bankrupt 0.000000001 seconds after it was made
Luckily, the place became a vacation destination 0.001 seconds later because nearby there was a banana biome.
The banana biome was so well loved it spread across the entirety of crypto land
Neptune has been mutated.
It has turned into Nicetune, and become a giant disco ball
Everyone began dancing to disco music.
Even the Bigfoot on Venus felt the vibes
And it was good, finally anyone could feel happy at least once.
Except for Jeff Bozos, who was now a ghost sitting behind soundproof walls in the middle of the sun and plotting arcane rituals
The bigfoot felt something in their heads that day, 24 hours after the โbig painโ their heads started splitting open, amalgamations coming out from them; they came back for revenge.
The Ghost of Jeff Bozos used his ritual to kill the Amalgations and heal the Bigfoot, causing them to be in his debt. In return , he asked for themโฆ
โฆto check out the new Amazonยฎ book promotion! Purchases up to 140S$ (sussy dollar) You get free shipping throughout the solar system!
Valid until the next catacismic event
He asked this because he gets 50% of the money on any purchase he promoted
But portals appeared out of thin air, and from them amalgamations came out:
โDeath is nothing to us; for we come from the void and to the void we shall NOT return.โ One spoke.
but then all the weird amalgamation things exploded and a man rode in on a flying space scooter.
he took off his helmet and revealed himself to be
danny devito
But the Bigfoot didnโt know who Danny Devito was so they just ignored him and called in Jeff Bozos to perform a ritual to permanently banish the amalgations to the dream realm, promising they would buy the books