The delusional ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic 🍌

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

I am the one and only.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

I caused march 9th to not happen.
I want to forget everything i did, but it is all coming back now…

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

Why am I a clown?

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

You are?
I thought you were a blobfish crossed with a tiktaalik.
Sorry.

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

Because you were clowing around, for what other reason would be a clown for? Now it’s time to go back to your roots, only by weaving throught them will you weave throught the future.

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

i have proof of march 9th existing

@thunder

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

Stop lying.

March 9th does not exist, August 1st does not exist, and February 30th does not exist.

So does February 29th sometimes. Some really bad things happened on that day but a man also decided to put old, congealed milk in his mouth, thus inventing cheese.

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

March? Where are you marching?

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

To March 10th. From March 8th.

Because March 9th does. Not. Exist.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

It’s literally on the calendar what are you talking about?
Okay, who here believes March 9 exists?

Do you think March 9th exists? V

• Yes
• No

[Nigel]

my brain is Schrödinger’s brain when it comes to march 9th

i simultaneously know everything about it and not at the same time.

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

that is the correct answer

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

SILENCE BLASPHEMER

[MatterNoise]

AMONGUS IS EVERYWHERE!!!
sus…
sus…
SUS!!!..
HELP ME!!!

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

That’s pretty sus ngl

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

Arizona has officially made Pluto a planet once more, take that stinking Euros! You tried to strip us of our glorious achievements, but you failed! God Bless America! Freedom! Guns! Mcdonalds!

[aah31415 (Possible Error Message)]

can you give a source to that claim?

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

Look it up! What are you a Euro? A M E R I C A!

[aah31415 (Possible Error Message)]

Well, it’s just arizona, not the entirety of US. One state within a country doesn’t turn a dwarf planet into a planet.

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

Sorry to burst your bubble, Euro, but even Rhode Island alone holds more authority over the Solar system than any other country.

Why don’t you go standardize your currencies a bit more? You ‘people’ love doing that.