then how come zenzone gets the privilege? Is it because he has been around for quite some time?
I was joking (kinda)
He has been around for a while, yes, but thatās also kind of his thing
He makes it entertaining without being annoying or unoriginal (most of the time)
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translation: git gud scrub
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I like to think Zenfone is basically Douglas Adams, but with schizophrenia
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hes not that funny.
i know, iām more than that
how is he like douglas adams though?
Hello friends, itās me, Detective Mark Zen.
Have you ever wondered how America won against the British empire?
Just how did a small collection of under-equipped colonies defeat the strongest empire in the history of the planet?
How in the world those colonies managed to do not only do all of that, but become the strongest nation in the world less than a century later?
And just how did they bring us such amazing and wonderful inventions as the telephone? the internet? the hamburger?
Well what if I told you that the sole reason that all of those things-and more-happened was one man?
Would you be shocked? Surprised? Skeptical? All of the above?
Well I doubt youāll be soon, for I will tell you the tale of the reason.
THE TALE OF LORD TIMOTHY DEXTER, THE GREATEST PHILOSOPHER OF THE WESTERN WORLD AND THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF AMERICA.
coming soon!
Hey all, are you ready for another wholesome adventure?
Yes? Thatās great!
Because thatās exactly what I have right here! itās based on a beloved childrenās book so you know it will be wholesome!
IāVE HEARD A WHOā¦
Iāve been hearing them, their voices come from tiny little specks that float all around meā¦
THE WHOS ARE TAUNTING ME!
I try to escape them, to escape the constant screaming and shouting, but wherever I go it followsā¦
Iāve tried talking about it to others, Iāve asked them if they can hear it as well, but they lieā¦
They can hear it just as I can, but they enjoy to play games with meā¦
āI canāt hear it Zen.ā āWhat are you talking about Zen?ā āI think you should see a doctor Zen.ā āitās not the best to start screaming at the top of your lungs in public Zen.ā
Theyāve sent me to doctors and psychiatrists, but they lie too!
They give me pills, they say theyāll make the voices stop but they donāt do anything! theyāre giving me chalk!
Iāve realized that there is only one way to escape the specks, to escape the voicesā¦ there is onlyā¦ the final solution!
Thatās why I broke into the Oval Office. Thatās why I took the nuclear codes. Only atomic flame will cleanse the world of the Whos.
They say Iām crazy, they call me a madman, but Iām the only one in the entire world thatās sane.
Besides, the voices all agree with my plan, Iād be doing them a favor theyāve said, Iād be doing everyone a favorā¦
In a few minutes, it will all finally endā¦
Wow! Much some, such whole!
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Youāre genuinely a good writer, Zenzone
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thank you.
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51 REASONS WHY MINECRAFT IS THE BEST GAME EVER:
1: It is the best game ever.
2: It has destruction mechanics.
3: It has construction mechanics.
4: It doesnāt make your eyes bleed when you look at it.
5: It has a wide, diverse, and stalwart cache of mods to install when people get bored of the base game.
6: It is impossible to get bored of the base game.
7: Randomly generated worlds that can create unique and awe-inspiring structures.
8: An official marketplace for worlds and games.
9: Lots of fan-made games that have become deeply ingrained in the global psyche.
10: Launched the careers of hundreds of famous youtubers including pewdiepie and mumbo jumbo.
11: Makes itās players real men.
12: still being updated to this day.
13: has several spin off games.
14: Minecraft Dungeons.
15: has several spin off books.
16: Has a movie in production.
17: Minecraft Legends.
18: It has a version designed to teach children about things.
19: Has two different main versions of the game that has created an everlasting eternal war full of strife and misery.
20: Pewdiepie.
21: You can make anything.
22: Dozens of youtubers have spent their entire lives making structures in Minecraft using the hundreds of blocks available.
23: Blocks.
24: Pocket Edition.
25: Ray Tracing to make it look even better than Roblox.
26: The game is so good that even a glitch can be made into an entire enemy mob.
27: Herobrine.
28: Herobrine is watching.
29: Herobrine doesnāt like it when people donāt play Minecraft.
30: It has mounds upon mounds of lore hidden just beneath surface level, as revealed by MatPat.
31: A consistent progression system.
32: A consistent progression system that can be skipped or subverted in clever ways.
33: Lifelike sound effects.
34: You can play in singleplayer mode.
35: You can play in multiplayer mode.
36: There are a large amount of items for players to collect and craft.
37: I play it.
38: Minecraft has made the most amount of money out of any game ever.
39: Minecraft has sold the most copies of any game ever.
40: Dynamic day/night system complete with different mob spawning behaviors.
41: Intricate systems for villages and trading.
42: Cave update.
43: Mountain update.
44: You can fight with a literal dragon at the end of the game
45: There is no āendā but there is also an End and an end.
46: Secret whither boss.
47: Pillagers and village raids that both tell a story and raise questions about the lore.
48: More lore on the horizon.
49: Ancient temples so that you can act out your fantasies of being Indiana Jones.
50: Larger player base than roblox.
51: It is the best game ever.
51 REASONS WHY ROBLOX IS THE WORST GAME EVER:
1: It Is the worst game ever.
2: Itās literally made for toddlers.
3: If you are playing it and are not a toddler statistically you should be in prison.
4: The chat censors literally every word.
5: The graphics will make your eyes bleed.
6: Rip off of lego.
7: Microtransactions.
8: No self respecting youtuber has ever played Roblox.
9: Roblox has launched zero youtube channels.
10: Made way less money than Minecraft even with the microtransactions.
11: Way less popular than Minecraft.
12: Makes people man children.
13: Roblox is a horrible name.
14: Canāt play it offline.
15: Canāt play it online.
16: Canāt play it in general.
17: Boring gameplay loop.
18: Terrible progression system.
19: Free space.
20: I donāt play it.
21: I have never played it.
22: But I know itās bad.
23: Because itās Roblox.
24: No complex yet simple destruction mechanic.
25: No complex yet simple construction mechanic.
26: The graphics will make your eyes bleed.
27: No storyline.
28: No lore.
29: No MatPat videos.
30: āEveryoneā who āplaysā it is a bot.
31: Or a Psychopath.
32: 100% of people who have killed other people this year have played Roblox.
33: Or heard of it.
34: Or knew someone who played Roblox or heard of it.
35: The numbers speak for themselves.
36: The graphics are really really not good.
37: Terrible gameplay mechanics.
38: Ze wurst spaling iv evr cen en mi lyf.
39: No mods.
40: The graphics are bad.
41: The graphics are horrible.
42: The graphics are terrible.
43: The graphics are violently bad.
44: The graphics are the worst I have ever seen.
45: Even Zork has better graphics.
46: How is that even possible?
47: I went blind for a month when I first saw the graphics.
48: The graphics killed my dog.
49: The graphics stole my wife.
50: The graphics killed my parents.
51: It is the worst game ever.
1 REASONS WHY STELLARIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN ROBLOX:
1: Crusader Kings is better
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This is the best thing Iāve ever seen on the internet.
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This is the only correct opinion in this thread.
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what about terraria vs minecraft then
I kind of prefer minecraft for torturing mobs and animals, and terraria for normal gameplay
terraria and minecraft are equals. even their dev teams say so.
They are fundamentally different games. No one makes supercomputers or has mass multiplayer servers in terraria, and no one really cares about the boss fights or knows what a class setup is in Minecraft. They just look similar. Both great. Love them a ton. But deciding the better one isnāt an apples to apples comparison
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the reason nobody makes supercomputers in terraria is because of how hard it is to get around them as terraria actually has better things for computer building in it
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