The Great Belgiuming (April Fools Forum Game)

[doomlightning (The Invisible Aztec Dodo God. Real Plant Enslaver, Ltd.)]

I have been mistaken!
Its me all alone!!! Doomlightning!!

Antway:

1. Move to help with loki as a support
2. Try to GE one of the weaker fighrt

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

…You were supposed to do this now

@aah31415

(You can now use your XP to upgrade your stats/abilities)

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

anyone willing to help me buy an ability/bee form upgrade that makes me able to make a goo full of micro-bees that can manipulate individual cells using tiny straw pili(and possibly even bacteria using very tiny cilia), for building creatures, and better bodies to reincarnate our fighters into, or even provide minor upgrades in the middle of a fight?
obviously due to how they work the bigger the change the longer it’ll take, and it’ll probably take a while to have them do their thing due to being microscopic, and we won’t be able to start from nothing

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Which strength do you mean? You have two types.

[doomlightning (The Invisible Aztec Dodo God. Real Plant Enslaver, Ltd.)]

I will upgreat the ability of GE for the better
if not, more to HP

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Well noone has 100 XP yet so for you only HP increase it is.

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

The distance strenght

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Do you two (fra and doom) wish to give your leftover XP to somebody else or keep it to yourself?

[doomlightning (The Invisible Aztec Dodo God. Real Plant Enslaver, Ltd.)]

Keep

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Guess no new abilities will be developed this post-battle session…

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

i’ll upgrade my strength, speed, and health with 20 xp each

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Do you want these addings to be the same for both the forms?

Edit: @Ferrus_coloni I need your XP spendings.

[Ferrus_coloni]

Since I’m a disembodied concept, I’m going to conserve my xp to unlock abilities later down the line

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

BATTLE 2 - TURN 0

As the Terran Fighters have spent (or not) their experience gained during the first battle of many, they see that the place around them starts to materialize into an yet another arena. This time however, instead of separated boulders the color of dirt, massive mountains emerged, and between them winds roared so powerful that anything daring to climb these rock structures would be doomed to end up splatted on an opposing mountain wall.
Not only that, the fighters saw that lots of snow started falling, which not only would make the movement slower here, but would also make the field of vision tighter around the fighters of Earth. When eventually the snowfall became less severe, The Great Belgiumer’s eyes emerged above the fighters, with the entity saying:

I have changed a few things regarding the battles

Follwing the last one. Now, you all hopeless defenders

Will be given the map of your chilly doom!

(Removed to not take up forum space)

The Fighters were now ready to rush into the valley before them, that would lead into a chamber they think will contain enemies. But just as Waterzooi made it’s first step forward, all of the fighters, Somnium included, experienced a strange vision…
They felt like they were in space, near a divine being of sorts. They knew so especially after they heard a powerful voice tinted blue. It seemed like the entity didn’t notice them - as if they were viewing the past..

I must admit, I have fallen out considerably with those four…

In that moment, the fighters imagined 4 other entities similar to this one, playing with the power of creation available to such beings. One of them strangely enough could be felt to be far weaker than the other three.

All four of them are more interested in messing with the forum over pushing our artificial barriers…

…Or you know what, maybe I will be the first in a long time to do that? He has done it, so why not me?

Fighters suddenly felt a great increase in the amount of “divineness” around them, as if it’s amount has doubled. This increase was infact so great that it kicked them out of the vision!

What is up with you all? Will you defend Earth or no?

LEGEND:
Green - LOKI
Blue - ENKEFAROS
Orange - WATERZOOI
SOMNIUM - Together with other fighters…
(Darker Colour if inside or next to a same-colour legend element)

Red - BELGIUM FIGHTERS (First Spawn)
Purple - BELGIUM FIGHTERS (Second spawn - type 1)
Light-gray - BELGIUM FIGHTERS (Second spawn - type 2)
White - MOUNTAINS (cannot pass through)
Yellow - Converted BELGIUM FIGHTERS
Pink - Possessed BELGIUM FIGHTERS
Lime - Loki Hives (Dark Lime - Reinforced Hives)
MAP MOVEMENT SPEED = (Speed Statistic / 3) Pixels (Map is 100 X 100 Pixels across in total, including the unclimbable walls at the edges)
SIGHT RANGE - 3.5 Pixels Radius From a Fighter’s Center

FIGHTERS:

Loki

ADVANTAGES:
1: Extra Form
2:

@willow

overstimulation immunity: the user’s brain adapts to the amount and types of stimuli it gets and actions it needs to perform at a time within minutes, resulting in the user being functionally immune to overstimulation

3:

@willow

decentralized body: the user cannot die from destruction of one vital organ, as they have multiple copies of every vital organ, and thus every copy of at least one vital organ must be destroyed for the user to die. the user can also start growing more of any organ on command, but it takes time to grow them, even if cells can just be tilapia-dteleported in in the shape of the organ, as generally tissue will need to be moved and spawning all the cells at once will simply make the whole thing either fall apart or otherwise not function.

DISADVANTAGES:
1:

@willow

legless: the user does not, and can not, have legs. if the user attempts to make legs, with a leg defined as a limb that has the intended main purpose of locomotion by pushing against the ground or a wall, the limb will disintegrate or be turned back into its raw materials.

2:

@willow

insomnia: the user is physically unable to sleep. they don’t have a biological need to sleep either, but they still feel the effects of not sleeping.

DESCRIPTION:

@willow

single entity
stronger but less agile than Numerous Bees

Numerous Bees
weaker but stronger than single entity form

@willow

Loki has no legs and any legs they try to make will simply vanish as soon as they appear, and as a result they had to know how to make limbs for flying, climbing, swimming, limbs to use the ground to rest, and all-purpose limbs built to do everything but just happening to originate in a spot that makes them useful for locomotion on ground to work around their chronic and incurable leglessness. unsurprisingly, the form they often find themself the most comfortable in is that of not one, but several, and up to thousands of, large bees. of course, as they can shapeshift and keep their most important part in a magical big words pseudoscience dimension, they have removed parts of their central brain they don’t need or want, like their internal thermostat(the bees have their own and having one dedicated to all the bees is simply a bad move), most of the medulla oblongata, as insects are small enough to not need much of a circulatory system, but these bees do breathe, and they all breathe in sync, and their breathing pumps their blood. when they are in bees form they have to modify their auditory and visual processing centers to hear and see things properly, but due to the great amount of bees they do away with their chemoreception processing centers and replace them with something to let all the bees know what bee is smelling what thing and let all the bees smell what all the other bees smell. in bees form they typically feel the need to be doing between 300 and 10,000 things at once, and can do so with their multiple bodies that can communicate near instantly through the magical sci-fi handwave dimension, said bodies also put themselves entirely in the dimension when they are nearing death by anything that won’t continue killing them once they are in the magical electromagnetism dimension(things that will include poison, viruses, parasites that enter your cells, cancer, and prions.).
as Loki is not able to make chitin, their bees for their bees form instead use a keratin exoskeleton with a bone inner lining for muscle cells to bind to, and when the exoskeleton needs to be shed, bones are summoned in their place. Loki also cannot produce venom, so instead for their stinger they use highly concentrated ammonia with all the toxic metals from the bee it’s produced in mixed in.

in ‘human’ form Loki cannot aqcuire brain damage as they keep their brain in the magical sci-fi big words pseudoscience dimension at all times, but they can still ‘die’ if their body is destroyed, but they are still alive when that happens, they just have no anchor to the universe and thus cannot remove any cells from the magic cells dimension, and have to wait until the next battle for their body to respawn. they can also ‘die’ in a similar way in any of their forms, whether or not they have multiple bodies, but if they have multiple bodies all of them must be fully destroyed to destroy their connection to the real world. in forms they have one skull it generally makes a hollow ‘thunk’ noise when knocked on as it is actually generally hollow in those forms, unless they fill it with smaller copies of their internal organs so they can turn into a head octopus if decapitated instead of loosing an anchor to the real world.

@willow

Loki is a human bard multi-dimensional changeling who tells their foes that their magic is very much not magic and is in fact [insert big sciencey word here] for the sake of chaos and just chaos, and that they sold their ability to have legs to an alien that calls its species the belgiums for the knowledge to do all the things they do, and that they were a human but the knowledge they had fed into their brain cannot be comprehended by a human brain so they couldn’t stay human and keep the knowledge, so they kept the knowledge and cast away their humanity. they were actually never a human, their magic is very much magic, the only knowledge the belgium blobs gave them is how to use the magic, and the knowledge is fully comprehendable by the human mind, it’s just useless to the human brain without access to the specific kinds of magic they have. Loki also likes playing instruments and threatening to cast vicious mockery on people who are being rude with no reason.

Loki likes cats, axolotls, octopi, clownfish, and sponges the most due to cats just being cute chaos contraptions, axolotls both being cute and having really good regenerative abilities, octopi being masters of disguise and extremely intelligent, clownfish literally being able to change their sex at will, and sponges being the best shapeshifters on earth, second only to Loki themselves. Foods Loki likes include pretty much anything a honey bee or a cat likes, chocolate, bitter almonds(they can just regrow the parts of the body that die), and the cerebrospinal fluid of kids who intentionally abuse animals they find in alleyways(not like they’re gonna grow up to be good people anyways, but they’ll still probably survive, they’ll definitely have the worst headache of their life though).

yes, my character is just a joke character based on how NBs, including me, tell people who can’t seem to get our pronouns right to refer to us as if we were a swarm of bees, but with shapeshifting, an optimized body and brain for it, leg(o)lessness, and chronic, incurable, and possibly weaponizable insomnia mixed in

STATISTICS:
(FORM 1 - Human):
STEALTH: 30
SPEED: 20
STRENGHT: 30 Normal Damage

(FORM 2 - Bees):
STEALTH: 30
SPEED: 30
STRENGHT: 20 Normal Damage

HEALTH: 40/40

EXPERIENCE: 19

ABILITIES:

PASSIVE:

Overstimulation Immunity: More effective attacks the more enemies are fighting you

Insomnia: Less chance of hitting enemies

Somnium

ADVANTAGES:
1:

@Ferrus_coloni

concept: can only be killed or wounded by attacking the idea/memory of its existance

2:

@Ferrus_coloni

pupeteer, other beings with a defined nervous system can be influenced to act on Somnium’ behalf, thinking its will is their own

DISADVANTAGES:
1:

@Ferrus_coloni

disembodied: lacking a physical form of its own, interaction with the physical world is only possible through its “puppets”

DESCRIPTION:

@Ferrus_coloni

Somnium is humanity distilled into its most elemental form: the desire to survive and improve, the recent attack of the Belgium blobs has reinforced this concept to the point people have begun attributting a name and will to it

STATISTICS:

STEALTH: 20
SPEED: 20
STRENGHT: 10 Normal Strenght, 10 Control Strenght
HEALTH: 20/20 + Partial Protection (Abilities)
EXPERIENCE: 60

ABILITIES:

PASSIVE:

Memory Attack: Can only be damaged by enemies who attack the idea of it’s existance (50% chance to miss attacks)

Disembodied: Doesn’t have a body for self, relies on puppets to interact with the world. The Puppets inherit their own statistics. Your own statistics are separate from them.

ACTIVE:

Pupeteer: If Control Strenght is higher than any strenght an enemy has, they can be pupeteed. MAX amount of puppets = 5.

(Before you Puppet anything, you can infect an enemy like an invisible parasite ghost, in that state you can’t damage the enemies)

Enkefaros

ADVANTAGES:
1:

@fralegend015

Time dilatation - Has more actions.

2:

@fralegend015

Telekinesis - Can attack at a distance.

DISADVANTAGES:
1:

@fralegend015

Vulnerable - takes more damage

DESCRIPTION:

@fralegend015

Big brain.

Literally, this is a giant brain with tentacles that uses psyonics.

STATISTICS:

STEALTH: 20
SPEED: 20
STRENGHT: 10 Normal Strenght + 30 Distance Strenght
HEALTH: 15/15
EXPERIENCE: 5

ABILITIES:

ACTIVE:
Time Dilation: When Active, can do 3 actions in one sub-round.

Waterzooi

ADVANTAGES:
1:

@doomlightning

Equilibrium zone: [Passive] Up to a certain range, anything that is defined as some kind of ability or energy at a higher frequency than ultraviolet, is neutralized, including mine. It is possible to change the range, but usually no more than 6 m. (Electricity is affected by this, kinetic energy [e.g. a projectile] is weakened upon entering the area but not eliminated).

2:

@doomlightning

Genetic manipulation: [Active] Allows a certain control over the genes of other creatures and their modification.

3:

@doomlightning

Dimensional Weaver: [Passive] Able to “borrow” other’s traits from anywhere possible, if not the most effective.

DISADVANTAGES:
1:

@doomlightning

E=MC2: [Passive] Any use of an ability means use of energy, and existence in which some external energy source is required.
[Equilibrium Zone allows you to ‘draw’ energy from the environment, only if it is real energy such as electricity, laser, lightning, etc.]

2:

@doomlightning

Vulnerable: [Active] A simple hit can cause great damage.

DESCRIPTION:

@doomlightning

Beige long Hoody. cant see his face. simmaler to human.

STATISTICS:

STEALTH: 20
SPEED: 20
STRENGHT: 10 Normal Strenght
HEALTH: 11/11 + Partial Protection (Abilities)
EXPERIENCE: 56
(DISADVANTAGE) ENERGY: 5/5

ABILITIES:

PASSIVE:
Equilibrium Zone: Energetic and Kinetic attacks are weakened if they are within this zone, regenerates energy if such attack is commited

Dimension Weaver: When Hit an enemy, temporarily adds the best advantage to The Fighter (Lasts until the fight with this/those entity/entities ends)

E=MC2: Special Energy Statistic which measures how many Active Abilities can you cast.

ACTIVE:
Genetic Manipulation: Can Modify an enemy’s genome, changing it’s statistics, abilities and even alignment. You need to first inspect an enemy in order to use this ability.

MISC.:

Other Stuff

10 XP can add 5 points to a statistic,
100 XP can add an advantage/ability OR upgrade an already existing advantage/ability.
XP can be gifted by one player to the other (with no fee for the gifting)

Fight will include cube dice rolls:
1- You miss
2- Strikes a worse area
3- Strikes a worse area
4- Strikes as expected
5- Strikes as expected
6- Strikes critical area

Damage is affected by the rolls of the dice, and is closely tied to strenght.
Various strenght types to various things (control S. allows for control of enemies, distance S. allows to hit enemies from further away.)

Damage drains Health.

If you have more stealth than an enemy, you will be able to attack them from surprise, giving you a lot larger chance of critical hit.

@doomlightning @Ferrus_coloni @willow @fralegend015

[Ferrus_coloni]

Action 1: infiltrate the minds of the other fighters

Action 2: reestablish the “network” I set up last battle, so that everyone can instantly share information

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Btw I hope the map doesn’t look too bad…

Edit: @doomlightning @Ferrus_coloni @willow @fralegend015

[Ferrus_coloni]

I was the first to vote

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Sorry about that.
Such a horrible GM am I that I allowed this to happen…

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

why’s my hp the same after i spent 20 xp on it?

A1: become bees, and split the swarm in 3
A2: swarms 1 and 2: cover waterzooi and enkefaros in one swarm each, and connect to their brains through somnium, so they can control some bees, as long as they keep them warm enough that they stay active and unfrozen. swarm 3: become bee ball to conserve warmth

oh btw does hp determine total bee amount

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

@willow

why’s my hp the same after i spent 20 xp on it?

Fixed now

@willow

oh btw does hp determine total bee amount

I guess it does.