Case 31:
WHY DID MECHANICALPUMPKIN DISAPPEAR FROM THE THRIVE COMMUNITY FORUMS?
Recently, I noticed that I hadn’t seen Mechanical Pumpkin, one of the forum’s most notorious spamposters (having reach spacefaring in under a month), had gone missing, and had been missing for many months.
Hmm suspicious.
But then I noticed something that really made my suspicion meters go off the charts.
Roboromb was also missing.
VERY suspicious.
But then I noticed something even more suspicious.
There was a trend, played out over a dozen or more thrive users (including me).
They post a lot, reaching the spacefaring rank extremely fast, but then they stop, abruptly, never to post again…
Including myself!
But why is this happening? Why do users suddenly hit spacefaring and then stop posting and ghost the forums?
I’ll tell you why, it’s because of none other than Fralegend The Wizard Of Evil.
He has been hiding in wait, slowly stalking and kidnapping users from thrive (including myself) in order to stop them from reaching the ascended rank.
But why would Fralegend The Wizard Of Evil do this? I’ll tell you why.
Because he is secretly trying to retire from the Fralegend The Wizard of Evil business, and is kidnapping us in order to absorb our posting currency and amass enough wealth to retire on some tropical resort island, possibly Florida.
But I won’t let you retire in peace Fralegend The Wizard Of Evil, not until you’ve been brought to justice and paid for the countless lives that you have taken.
I am currently typing this from a old mac pc I found in Fralegend’s closet, I am in here along with all of the other spacefaring thrive users, pls send help Butler.