huh, itās strangeā¦
almost feels like thereās some girls voice in my headā¦ she keeps saying to āwake up Markāā¦ under normal circumstances i would find this quite annoying but her voiceā¦ i oddly calming to meā¦
i have a large headache right now
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Itās probably nothing
Case 31:
WHY DID MECHANICALPUMPKIN DISAPPEAR FROM THE THRIVE COMMUNITY FORUMS?
Recently, I noticed that I hadnāt seen Mechanical Pumpkin, one of the forumās most notorious spamposters (having reach spacefaring in under a month), had gone missing, and had been missing for many months.
Hmm suspicious.
But then I noticed something that really made my suspicion meters go off the charts.
Roboromb was also missing.
VERY suspicious.
But then I noticed something even more suspicious.
There was a trend, played out over a dozen or more thrive users (including me).
They post a lot, reaching the spacefaring rank extremely fast, but then they stop, abruptly, never to post againā¦
Including myself!
But why is this happening? Why do users suddenly hit spacefaring and then stop posting and ghost the forums?
Iāll tell you why, itās because of none other than Fralegend The Wizard Of Evil.
He has been hiding in wait, slowly stalking and kidnapping users from thrive (including myself) in order to stop them from reaching the ascended rank.
But why would Fralegend The Wizard Of Evil do this? Iāll tell you why.
Because he is secretly trying to retire from the Fralegend The Wizard of Evil business, and is kidnapping us in order to absorb our posting currency and amass enough wealth to retire on some tropical resort island, possibly Florida.
But I wonāt let you retire in peace Fralegend The Wizard Of Evil, not until youāve been brought to justice and paid for the countless lives that you have taken.
I am currently typing this from a old mac pc I found in Fralegendās closet, I am in here along with all of the other spacefaring thrive users, pls send help Butler.
Yeah, the lights here hurt my eyes. This guy doesnāt even turn them off to let a guy sleep
You agreed to sign the contract! Itās not my fault if you didnt read it first
I agreed to no contract so why am I here
Because zenzoneās contract includes you as his legal tutor.
Ugh. Fine. Can you at least turn off the spotlights so I can sleep?
No, itās too dangerous
Too dangerous? Nah what you talking about it actually saves on your electricity bill
I use magic to make electricity, I have long removed my house from the power and water grid of the government
I figured it was something like that but you canāt blame a guy for trying to get some shut eye.
I guess Iāll just start generating a black hole instead.
It would help, but just thinking about being stuck in a fralegend house, the femboy side of my brain takes overā¦ Oh no
Hā¦ eā¦ lā¦ p.
āUwu Uwuhereās my clothes? Iām going to you fralegend Uwu!ā
donāt be weird Butler
now fire the bazooka at the north side of Fralegendās house
Buwut that wonāt hurt fralengend-kun? UwU
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Out of breath
hey! i have been looking for you for completely unrelated reasons from saving you, but i see youāre in a bad situation. perhaps i could help you?
How nice of you to think of me
Uwuelp? I do UwUnot need help. Buwut if it helps Fralengend-kun Iām in UwU
yeets trappist-1e out at mach 1.35
ok, thats been taken care of.
I could use a little help, shoot out these dang spot lights. As a reward I wonāt consume this star system and the ones surrounding it with a black hole.