I found out that Zenzone has a twin brother making theories about Peppa pig on Reddit
Thatās his cousin that has the playstation 5.
It has many characters in it, ātis true.
Iām still (jokingly) bugged zenzone made my name Milo Walters. I wonder if TOAST would let me legally change my name in return for pointing out one of zenās bases?
TOP SECRET TOAST YOU CANāT OPEN BY PRESIDENTS SAY SO
The president totally didnāt say so
Anyway the base would totally be old and rigged with booby traps but they wouldnāt have to know that. Iād just legally change my name before hand
Mini case 10:
WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN ABLE TO POST FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS?
Recently I have mysteriously vanished from the thrive community forums, completely stopping to post my paranormal case files.
Butā¦ why?
Why did I suddenly stop posting case files for almost two weeks?
Was it because I had caught some disease and was sick for several days and it took me a while longer to āget back on the horseā?
No, this was clearly the work of Bill Clinton, itās the only explanation that makes sense.
Case 24:
WHO IS DAZED_AND_CONFUS3D?
Recently my assistant, Butler, has brought to my attention that there is a person on reddit who goes by the name DaZed_and_ConFus3d.
He has been seen exposing conspiracy truths about the Nigerian government propaganda show known as Peppa Pig to us Americans, similar to how I expose conspiracy truths about other things.
To similarā¦
However as I was unable to do anything for 2 weeks thanks to Bill Clinton this case sadly went unsolved.
Until now.
It took much investigating, cross referencing and of course binging the entirety of Peppa Pig and comparing it to other Nigerian propaganda shows, but I finally got it. I figured out who DaZed_and_ConFus3d is and why he does what he does.
He is a synthetic robot replica of me made by Nigerian rebels who wished to discredit their government.
They used their ultra high tech labs and factories in order to make him out of organic materials, which technically means that he is a clone of me.
They made him an account, DaZed_and_ConFus3d, and ever since then he has been relentlessly attacking and breaking down Nigeriaās propaganda vehicle known as Peppa pig.
But then they reached too high, they wanted another clone of me so that they could expose conspiracy truths about Cocomelon, a propaganda show made by the few surviving SS members that escaped to America. So they made Nasturtiums_and_Beer, another clone of me.
But they made him too advanced, too smart, too much like me, so he escaped into the Nigerian wilderness and began a counter rebellion against the Nigerian rebels.
This can be seen where he disagrees with DaZed_and_ConFus3d and shows the real conspiracy truth behind the other also real conspiracy truth.
They began an epic battler over the last 8 months, constantly battling for supremacy over the other, until 2 weeks ago, shortly after Butler brought this to my attention.
For Moses_The_Wise had returned from the dead to stop the two clones, having spent most of his afterlife in r/
fantheories in order to prepare for the epic battle.
He materialized out of a ray of holy light, wielding an HMG in both hands, ready to charge the Nigerian rebel factory.
And the rest, as they say, is history.
This is why Iām formally petitioning the US government to make Peppa Pig day a national holiday and to buy Nigeria (and make it the 52nd state), also to nuke New Zealand.
Zenzone is jealous that his cousins are getting all the reddit awards
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Case: 25
WHAT IS MY DETECTIVE AGANCYāS NAME?
For many months I have been the leader of a detective agency, working alongside my two assistants Greenwings and Butler.
My assistants and I have solved a great many mysteries recently, but there is one thing that we still have never been able to answer.
What.
Is.
Our.
Name?
I am constantly asked this question, mostly by the ghosts of various historical figures that live inside my head.
But in order to find out the answer to this all-consuming question, I would have to investigate harder than Iāve ever investigated before.
I decided to begin my investigation in Taiwan, for no particular reason, I just needed to start somewhere.
But as I was exploring a Taiwanese fish market I came across a startling revelation.
All of the fish were actually robots programmed to stop me from finding out the name of my agency.
They sprang into action as soon as I neared a fish stall, grabbing me by the throat and tossing me into the sky.
I was barely able to land on a conveniently placed elderly woman that broke my fall.
The fish piled on top of each other and transformed into a giant fish robot that began to chase after me, but luckily I managed to lure it into the ocean where the water made it short circuit.
Clearly there were things out there that wanted to stop me from finding out my agencyās name, and I had to find out who they were and stop them before I would be able to.
I teleported to another random location, this time it was Australia, and once I arrived there I came to an even more startling realization.
The emus were planning to declare war on Australia again, and if I didnāt stop them then they would declare war on the entire world soon after.
So I began to shoot at them, but their laser eyes proved to be too much for me and they soon had me dangling over a vat of acid.
But luckily I was able to escape through some very elaborate and amazing acrobatic techniques that put the emus in such awe that they all spontaneously combusted.
The Australian government was so grateful of me that they bought me tickets to Fyre Festival 2022.
I obviously didnāt want to go but they insisted and soon I was on a plane to some tropical island with Greenwings and Butler.
But once I arrived there I realized that the organizers of the Fyre Festival were in reality the organization that was trying to stop me from finding out my agencyās name, I realized this when they used a Surface to Air Missile to shoot down my plane.
I was forced into a battle that was far grander than any I had experienced before, I pity anyone who was not able to witness such a grand event, for their lives are ultimately meaningless without the glory of these 3 hours engrained into their psyche.
But once it was done and I had defeated the last of the Fyre Festival Cyborg Ghost Zombie Werewolf Dragon (which was being ridden by a clone of Todd Howard, same as all of the other Fyre Festival Cyborg Ghost Zombie Werewolf Dragons) I suddenly realized the name of my agency, as if it had been beamed into my head.
W.H.A.T
Weird Hat Appropriation Team.
It makes perfect sense.
Case 26:
WHO IS HYRILNIAN190āS EVIL TWIN?
And
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE HAVE INVISIBLE PFPS?
And
WHY DID HYRUINLINA NOT REINSTATE THE UNDERWATER CIV DISCUSSION THREAD?
(thereās a lot of questions that are going to be answered here, buckle up)
As we all know Hainrl is a disgusting merman that needs to be exterminated for the good of the human race, however, it has recently come to light that there is an even more evil and disgusting being that must be destroyed.
Hyrinalinās evil twin, Ailnai.
Aygns was separated from Hudin after they hatched from their disgusting fish eggs, and was raised by a family of humans, who kept his disgusting fish aspects a secret to him using a series of elaborate pullies, a wheelchair, and lots of makeup.
But once he discovered his true heritage, he flew into a wild fish rage (as is customary of such lowly beings) and slaughtered his entire human family.
He then wandered the earth for many years, slowly learning of his brother and training his skills until he was finally able to do what he had wanted to do from the very moment he found out he was a merman.
Become the lead dev of thrive.
It is for this reason that Azninlkina began to kidnap people off of the forums, absorbing their PFPs into himself in order to gain enough power to challenge his brother (this is why some peopleās PFPs are invisible).
And once he had gained enough power to challenge his brother, he kidnapped him and assumed his identity.
It would just so happen that this took place a few seconds before I altered the time stream in order to make it so that the Merfolk civilization wouldnāt collapse or something (inadvertently erasing toasters from existence and turning mount Rushmore into mount Nixon as well), and since he was evil he didnāt care that there was no reason to keep the underwater civ discussion banned.
It makes perfect sense.
And so Harold is currently kept prisoner inside of his own closet, while Andy maliciously directs the thrive community forum, and even thrive itself to itās very doom.
This is all why Iām formally petitioning the us government to empty itās toxic waste, nuclear waste, and oil reserves into the ocean. So that we may put into effect, ze final solution to the Merfolk question.
Case 27:
WHY DID NIGEL GET CLONED?
Almost a year ago Nigel came to the community forums with a startling photograph, showing himself and Agentine standing together with another himself!
But zenzone, you may ask. Why are you reporting on this now when itās been almost a year since the photo was taken?
I did not write this recently, but instead I wrote this as soon as it came to light and put it on a delayed release so that the ghost mafia wouldnāt whack me for breeching their copyright claims over the photograph.
But zenzone, you may continue. Why is this titled as the twenty seventh case if it was made almost a year ago? It really seems like you just didnāt notice the post an-
SHUT UP I NOTICED IT AND PUT IT ON A DELAYED RELEASE OR ELSE THE GHOST MAFIA WOULD WHACK ME.
Now that thatās all sorted out, letās get onto the mystery.
So how did Nigel post a picture of himself and himself, along with Agentine?
Itās rather simple, you see, Agentine was always extremely jealous of Nigel and Nigel, always hanging out together, sharing the same clothes and bodies and families, he wanted what they had.
So he began to stalk their every move, following them wherever they went and rooting through their trash for any hints or secrets that could help him get closer to Nigel.
And then finally one day he got his chance to put his sick, twisted plan into motion.
As Nigel and Nigel both stood on the beech, preparing to take a photograph together, he skulked in the background, waiting for his golden opportunity.
And once Nigelās finger clicked the cameraās button, he dashed forward, butting in between of Nigel and Nigel and getting right up into the camera as the photo was taken.
It was the worst photobombing incident since the great bunny ears massacre of 1936.
And so he was promptly detained by the nearest forum admin, which was Oliveriver, and dragged away to the shadow realm as Nigel and Nigel lay on the floor being tended to by paramedics.
Photobombing is no joke people.
Whatās that? That wasnāt the mystery you came here for? You want to know how Nigel had a clone? Not why Agentine was in the picture?
Okay weirdo, way to latch on to the most unimportant details but fine, Iāll tell you.
You see, many years ago when the system made Nigel (see āCASE 12ā), it also made a backup for the prototype ai, but it was deemed to dangerous, too unpredictable, too funky, and so it was discarded into New Yorkās sewage system, as all failed experiments are.
His name was Legin, and as he roamed New Yorkās sewers, he slowly grew obsessed with Nigel, and proving his worth to his creator, and so he wished to supplant him in order to make him the true Nigel.
He planned to get close to Nigel, to gain his trust and faith and then, right when he isnāt paying attention, stab him in the back and take his skin for himself (in order to make Nigel suit to fool everyone).
And then finally, he found his opportunity, just as Nigel was setting up his camera in order to take a selfie of the two of them he pulled a knife out of his back pocket, ready to strike as soon as the photo was taken.
But then, unexpectedly, Agentine burst in between them, giving them both brutal photobomb whiplash.
And as they were both being treated in the hospital, Leginās Bio-synthetic heart went into cardiac arrest, and he died.
So I guess in a way, Agentine photobombing Nigel and almost killing him, actually saved his life.
Heās still going to stay in the shadow realm though, photobombing just isnāt forgivable.
actually, i think it was Nigel.
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thanks to @Butler, we now have a wiki!
everyone whoās a fan of my case files (who i know is everyone) can now go to this wiki to either learn more about my dangerous work or add to the ever-growing repertoire of knowledge.
thanks again to @Butler, because i have no idea how to make a wiki.
Case 29:
WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A CONTRIBUTION TO THE WIKI YET?
About 10 minutes ago my assistant, Butler, made a Fandom Wiki for The Thrive Vault of Paranormal Activity.
And yet, itās empty.
Not one article, not one picture, not one video.
Nothing.
But how is this possible? Literally everyone in the world is a fan of my Case Files, even people in North Korea and isolated stone-age tribes love my work despite literally not being able to see it.
This can only mean one thing and one thing only can it mean.
That @Seranner, who everyone knows is my greatest rival, would sabotage the wiki in a fit of jealous rage.
But what did he do to it?
It took me much investigationerating but eventually, I was able to find out what was happening.
The wiki was fake, it never existed in the first place, and neither did Butler.
For you see, it was all Serraner the entire time!
Thatās right, all of Butlerās posts, all of his case files were fake the entire time, because they were actually made by Serraner while Butlerās body rotted in a shallow grave in Ellen DeGeneresā lawn (from a separate incident where he found out that she was Jack The Ripper).
It all makes perfect sense.
@Hyeinlina please ban Seranner now.
Mini case 11:
WHY DO THESE WEIRD PEOPLE KEEP HAUNTING MY DREAMS?
It seems like lately I canāt even close my eyes without seeing strange visions, visions of me in some gray room surrounded by people in white coatsā¦
Whenever I see them they begin to shout and run around the room checking machines that they have hooked up to meā¦
There is a girl there, hugging me and sobbing into my shoulderā¦
I feel as though I should recognize her, but I canāt remember her nameā¦
My vision fades and the beeping noises become erratic, the girl screams at me, orā¦ for me? She begs me not to leave her againā¦
But her pleas donāt work, and my vision turns to darkness againā¦
I wake up in my bed, my actual bed, Floating Space Cat Head is there.
āHello Detective Zen, what did you dream about meow?ā
āOh it was nothing Floating Space Cat Head, letās get back to work stopping Kim Kardashian from eating Russia.ā
āOkay meow.ā
It was nice to not be asleep anymore, I always feel anā¦ odd sense of sadness in that dreamā¦
But it doesnāt matter, none of it does, I have a duty to save the world from paranormal threats.
Do I know you?
Case 30:
WHY DID MY TV SHOW GET CANCELLED?
As you may already know, I recently signed a deal with BBC in order to get a show, a show about a detective named Zen.
But I just got a call from them and they said that it was cancelled.
How can this be?
How could they cancel such a masterpiece?
How could I get a lifetime supply of Dominoās pizza?
All questions that we will be answering in todayās case file, stay tuned.
Ten minutes ago I was called by BBC, they said that my show ājust didnāt have good ratingsā and that āsending it back in time cost trillions of poundsā (whatever those are), and that ādrowning in debt to the time travel companyā.
It was just an endless stream of petty excuses, meant to hide the true reason it was cancelled.
Because my long-time rival @Serraner sabotaged it by making it only air in England.
And as we all know England doesnāt have any reception, anywhere, so it was impossible for anyone to view it.
Damn you @Serraner! We have canonically been rivals for many years!
This is why he must be banned right now @hdyain, please do it as soon as you can.
Oh also the way that you get a lifetimeās supply of Dominoās pizza is to go down to the local dump and start shoving used hypodermic needles and rotting morsels of food into your mouth, itās the same taste and consistency, and wonāt give you diarrhea.
Oh, my bad.
Gahh! How could you foil my master plan!? Iāve been at it for years!!
Lore theory: zen is actually in a comma and all the case files and random events heās experiencing is his mind remembering his favorite TV show along with experiences he felt in everyday life.
My main piece of evidence comes from his mini case file #11:
This strongly suggest that these ādreamsā are actually him coming back into consciousness in a hospital for a short period before losing consciousness again.
I would also like to point out that even tho he lists dates of his ācasesā in the 30s, as evidence from case 27:
Even tho he references of modern day things like dominos, as in case 30:
I have reasons to believe not only do his case files reference his favorite TV show, but are events that had an impact on his life as a whole, as in case 27 which talks about a memory he had of his friends from a year ago:
And while I donāt have enough substancial evidence for it yet, I believe I have come to a disturbing hypothesisā¦
Zenās case files are not only making him have weird mishaped memories of his past
But also giving us hints to how he was injured!
This still stands true
Question, who is this guy in the photo and what does he have to do with Zenzone?
Oh nothing that was just for dramatic effect
But itās Hajime from Danganronpa 2