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What does ā€œimmaginedā€ mean?

I don’t know, you are the first one to have used that word.

Also, @PositiveTower question avoidance question avoidance

Then you are in no position to comment on my stance as you are clearly incapable of understanding what you just said, it is incompetent, lacking basis and hardly credible…
Or something

Is that all you know to do? Avoid questions? Is it because there is no way to defend your position? Because if that’s the reason you could just say that.

You just said position hehe

You are bringed down by the weakest of attacks, defeated by the cheapest of tactics, how dare you even think if your thoughts are so easily killed?

Ok, but you have to ask yourself one question:ā€œDo I feel lucky?ā€
Well do ya punk

I don’t know if I feel lucky.

You know, they say that ā€œif you answer to a troll you have already losedā€, but I don’t agree, because if you answer to a troll, you will end up in a tie since at the end a troll always finishes for trolling itself.

ok?

Also, obviously I said position, warfare is one of the best analogies for a debate.

My great grandfather was in WW1. Does that mean I’m related to Tom Cruise?

i do love the wii music
fun fact, it was my first video game console and i had it for about 10 years before i got anything else.
it’s motion controls are ingrained into my mind.
it’s part of the reason why i’m such a good detective.

yes, definitely.
and also windows vista is the greatest software in the world, it’s just because of targeted disinformation tactics by Bill Gates that it is viewed as bad.
and uh… yeah everything else is also true
i have the zombie of Karl Marx chained up so he can’t spread socialism to the public anymore and i just had WAY too many amazon boxes and didn’t want to throw them out.
also don’t go near those Koreans, they’re actually a giant venus human trap in disguise and will eat you.

oh no
I took that koreans to my house, well I had seen that girl on the left was looking at me weird…
And Marx… I forgot to mention, but in the future we are socialists, and I released him TO SPREAD SOVIET GLORY TO ALL EARTH, COMRADE

NOOOO
i quickly teleported over to your house and tossed Karl Marx into the Korean venus human trap.
socialism defeated at last

Do you even know where Trappist’s place is? Teleport needs a destination.

Iapetus, Saturn, year 2257

Curiously, they started singing megalovania

yeah they do that when they eat socialists

Case 18:

WHY IS HRYAALINAN SO AGAINST THE UNDERWATER CIVILIZATION THREAD?

Recently Hyaliann has closed the underwater discussion civ thread, and then closed the other underwater civ discussion thread, and threatened to ban anyone who started another underwater civ discussion thread.

Why is he so heavily against people talking about underwater civs though? Why does he close underwater civ thread? Why did he ban Burgeonblas? And why does he hate babies?

I will answer all 5 of these questions tonight, and more, on the Detective Zenzone casefiles show move video game book show movie casefiles.

So why is Heyalnian so against the underwater civ discussion? And why would he ban it?

Well the simple answer, is that he is an Atlantean.

His ancestors were Merfolk that hailed from Atlantis, a hyper advanced civilization under da sea that had managed to figure out underwater metalworking and electronics millenia before us humans even knew what fire was.

That’s right, Hrayanialnain is a Merman.

But in the year 2,000,000,000,000 BC Atlantis, at that point a civilization that controlled the entirety of earth’s oceans, suffered a devastating civil war.

It was a war over the enslavement of humans to make the Atlantian’s metal, that’s right, they hadn’t figured out underwater metalworking, they simply enslaved us to do it for them.

On one side were the unionists, who wanted to abolish slavery and keep Atlantis whole, and on the other side were the confederates, who wanted to keep slavery whole and abolish Atlantis.

This war would later be ripped off by the united states in an attempt to get a quick buck at the blockbuster bargain bins.

The war was devastating and nearly drove Merfolk extinct, and destroyed the human empires of the land and Atlantis and drove everyone back to before the stone age, all the way back to the fist age, like in minecraft.

And ever since then Hajnsalnafoine208nean’s family has been dedicated to protecting thrive worlds from suffering the same fate, which is why he has been destroying underwater civ thread after underwater civ thread and hating babies.

This is why I was forced to do something drastic to save the thrive underwater civ discussion, I went back in time to help the Confederate Atlanteans defeat the union and keep Underwater civs a thing.


I turned off the voice recorder and glanced over to Butler and Greenwings, who had just finished preparing the supplies.

ā€œAre we ready?ā€

Butler glanced up from his duffel bag and sealed it up, ā€œYeah, but I was wondering, do we really have to do this?ā€

I scoffed, ā€œWe have to if we’re going to save the underwater civilization discussion thread Butler, you know that. Besides it’ll be a cool adventure.ā€

Greenwings rasped, ā€œHow will we even get back in time? It’s not like we have a time machine.ā€

ā€œNo, but I know who does.ā€ I looked over to the world map, ā€œWe’re going to mount Rushmore.ā€


Stay tuned for the next episode of Detective Zenzone’s travels, where the team travels back in time to help the Atlantean Confederates and save the underwater discussion thread.

You’re welcome world.

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A few days ago @Greenwings suggested to me that I try something new.

For this post, instead of exposing a new paranormal threat or documenting my various escapades, I will be writing a fictional tale about a man named Bob.

This is the first time I have written something, so I hope that you all like it.

…

it was an dark and storme nit in metrovile and bob was working at the bar konter

many many things hapen to bob mysteryiusly for eksampel won time his unkel was murdurd

ane wayz bob was an tal but wide man with blak her and he was wering black klozs taht peopel sad maid him look like gorg washington

he usd to b an suksasful banker and maid mane mones but then he decidered no and bekam homles

sad

but then an big man kom t ehrw dors a nd smashd evereting tis maid ob angare and so angere and angere that he sat up and gav the big man big ponch that maid him fli awae intwo the stars and di

and ten everyeryeanon likd bob again and he bekam banker again

but ten he had hert atak and fel ovr and did and bekam a gost and he waz homles agan

sad

but he waz det diter detar but he waz goeng to do et and bekum sukas agan so he went owt and ded thingz and then he bekam a beg sukses onc mor but t hen did to shreder geteng cat in ti

z end

Did you all enjoy it? I’m not exactly the best of writers but I hope that I’ve managed to impress at least someone.