👻 The Thrive Vault of Paranormal Activity

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

case 4

no activity has been happening perhaps QuantumCrab has been killed DU DU DUUUU but by whom.

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

case 4

new evidence has come to light QuantumCrab was killed by RoboRomb he was that QuantumCrab had reached spacefaring and so case closed.

[QuantumCrab]

what this is silly you have no evidence that I- I mean roboromb killed quantu- I mean me and stole his- I mean my account

[RoboRomb (Overlord of Organisms)]

You can’t prove anything.

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

well i guess RoboRomb is not guilty then so it must have been RoboRomb 2 the sequel.

[LordLovat (Thrivist Philosopher and Grey Jedi)]

lol big necro too
but its “not thrive” so theres no big problems, right Eye?

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

You can necro any thread as long as it’s important or on topic

In this case it is on topic so you are allowed to necro

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

**double post

Case number 4.5 I think??

The Absence of RoboRomb and the potential return of him?

Anyway many users here have came and went on this forum, but one of the many of those users who have went was RoboRomb

Which is odd because he was one of the most active users on this forum

There could be a multitude of explanations for this

Either RoboRomb simply doesn’t have the time to post here
Or something far more sinister…
Perhaps he was killed by QuantumCrab or some other spacefaring member on this forum?

But a few days ago, he has been online again, appearing here and there but not posting

What could this mean?

Anyway that’s it for case 4.5

[QuantumCrab]

Case #005

Roboromb’s return (but not in the way you think)

A certain user has taken over the forum, unleashing their presence upon every thread. Doesn’t this look awfully familiar? Doesn’t this remind you of another user, who once conquered the forum and held it in his iron grip? That’s right, I’m of course referring to the person known as ROBOROMB. What does this have to do with MechanicalPumpkin’s reign of terror? Hohoh, let me tell you since you didn’t ask. My theory is, that MechanicalPumpkin is a clone of Roboromb’s being!
Through advanced quantum mechanics yet to be understood, the sentient electron that once permeated the forum has made a complete copy of itself (albeit with a different name and profile picture). Don’t believe me? It all makes sense, both have robotic names, both can’t seem to decide on a profile picture, and both have a mostly blue aesthetic.
Still don’t believe me? MechanicalPumpkin has been profoundly interested in Roboromb’s whereabouts since his significant decrease in activity. Almost, strangely so. This is clear evidence that MechanicalPumpkin wishes to destroy his predecessor in an effort to become the electron supreme!
Still don’t believe me?
A Pumpkin is a vegetable. Where are they found? In a pumpkin patch. What has patches? Thrive has regular patches, to fix bugs and the sort. What do you do in Thrive? Eat. What does eating require? A large amount of material that contains nutrients which can sustain an organism. What doesn’t require nutrients? Robots. What is Roboromb? A ROBOT!
It all adds up. It all links together!
Case closed, goodbye.

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

You can’t prove anything, because I am Robo - I mean MechanicalPumpkin!

[TeaKing (The modTEArator)]

nah i doubt pumpkin is roboromb, but both me and him are foods!

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

The best part about this is that this could be true

I mean both of us are very active users and both of us have robotic names

But I could be a clone of both @RoboRomb and @TeaKing!

[TeaKing (The modTEArator)]

maybe a hybrid between me and roboromb!

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

The perfect combination! But you must leave the forums for me to successfully destroy your presence as well, which won’t happen anytime soon

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

**double post

I would also like to clarify that RoboRomb and I have different principles when it comes to profile pictures.

RoboRomb just picks whatever one he likes while I use profiles that resemble my name.

[TeaKing (The modTEArator)]

tho that could be something you use to hide the fact that YOU ARE roboromb!

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

No, wait I’m not MechanicalPumpki- I mean RoboRomb!

Although I would like to see what a robotic rombus would look like…

Also both RoboRomb and I necropost a lot

But I double post more so I’m worse than him

[TeaKing (The modTEArator)]

lol

also, to prove that you’re a hybrid of me and roboromb:

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

NO

My identity is now being leaked by users on this forum!

God dang it

How am I supposed the conquer the forums now that they know I’m a hybrid of @RoboRomb and @TeaKing?

[MechanicalPumpkin ([Sorry, can't think of an amusing thing to say here. Check back later.])]

I’d also like to mention @LordLovat for figuring out I was trying to become the second coming of RoboRomb before any other user did.