I could also argue that you wanted to destroy the world, because of your forum game actions.
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But maybe doom is different, he is a good Aztec god so the other gods cursed him to eternal grammar mistakes
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Honestly I agree with Nigel, you are just diverting attention away from yourself as you plot to conquer the world
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no his grammer mistakes are because he speaks aztecishf
and no, i have no desire to conquer the world, stop lying, ignore my armies on your borders, shut up
According to this round, one of your airships literally crashed and burned.
Edit: I suppose this is getting a bit off topic for the likes of this thread.
how does that relate to me conqueirng the world?
if anything that would make me less likely to
I have no borders, the shadows are my home, I am everywhere
You think you control the shadows? Think againā¦
Also I donāt think Aztecish is a language
That is true probably should move this to the PH chat
oh yea? then were aztecs all mute?
think green think
No I mean I donāt think there is literally a language called Aztecish lol, never meant I didnāt think they had a language
what else would it be called? native south americanish?
think green think
No actually google says the name was Nahuatl
no, thatās the language of nahua people, think here for a bit, why would aztecs have a language called nahuatish, no, its aztecish
thus the lid closes on yet another case, i think it is time for me to truly reopen the thrive vault of paranormal activities, for good this time
iāll have a few more cases soon.
stay safe true believers, for recently, the amount of paranormal activity has increased 20 fold
exselsiar
Why would Americans have a language called English?
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CASE 6:
THE BURST OF ACTIVITY
Isnāt it a bitā¦ sus that thrive, after spending about 2 years working on a single update, suddenly has produced twice the amount of content ever made in only 3 years?
That there have been 50 new users on thrive, and that there is now a steam page, a part time dev, and a PATREON?
Thrive has always infamously been a nonprofit, but now theyāre not only accepting donations, but are also selling the game for money on steam!
I think there is only one possible explanation for this mysterious development, Hhyyrylainen has been possessed by the ghost of Jeff Bezos from the future!
Think about it for a moment, it all makes sense.
Hhyyrylainen was disappointed in the ridiculous amount of time it took to release 0.4.0, so he turned to the dark web, where he found a cult based around summoning the spirits of people who have died in the future.
After spending 2 years learning their teachings, he attempted to summon the ghost of one of the most infamous rags to riches story around, Jeff Bezos.
And it worked, with Jeff Bezosā soul inside of him Hhyyrylainen was able to churn out update after update, but eventually, Jeffās power became too much for him, and began to influence his mind, making him set up a patreon and sell the game for money, not to help speed along the development process (well, a bit to do that), but to satisfy his insatiable greed, and not only his greed, but his envy.
His envy of none other than the richest person in the world and on any other, Elon Musk.
For, in the future, jeff Bezos was never able to get richer than Elon, and eventually faded into obscurity when Elon founded the first permanent mars colony and created a mars based shipping organization, which, using advance teleportation tech that you couldnāt possible understand, was able to do same second delivery.
And not only that, but after/beforetechnically Elon died in the future, his soul was summoned in the past by none other than
OLIVERIVER
He had summoned his spirit to help him work on his youtube account, but, noticing his hidden love for thrive, managed to convince him to make a video about it.
This brought Elonās ghost to Jeffās attention, and the fact that he was still outshining him, even in death, infuriated him, infuriated him so much that he took complete control of Hhyyrylainen, and secretly banned Oliveriver to the shadow realm to muck it about with rednascar and kikigames (who is actually a cousin of mine, as evidenced by our shared last name), and did it in a way so that no one would notice.
He now plots in the shadows of the forums, secretly pulling the strings behind every post, every user, every user except for me and the aztecish god of games doomlightning has been infiltrated!
This is why I secretly reached out to another cousin of mine, greenwings21, who is actually a priest in Guam, to assist me and doomlightning in flying to finland or some presumably eastern European country and performing an exorcism on Hhyyrylainen.
We then were forced to fight the ghost of Jeff Bezos, which took a bit, but we eventually tricked him into falling into a prison body for him to posses and not be able to influence anybody anymore.
This body was none other than Jef Bezos (pronounced ābe-thoseā), my discord account, and he was trapped playing a civ game with some guy for all of eternity, safely on discord and not on the thrive community forum anymore.
Disaster averted yet again, all thanks to me and no one else.
This has been another paranormal case file brough to you by the one person who can actually see whatās real or not, detective zenzonegaming.
Okay, a few notes:
I am not a priest, I am lord of the shadows, and I am definitely not located in Guam
You two flew, I teleported
It was in Belgium, not Finland (still think we should have left you there)
Also, Iām still convinced that thrive has secretly been complete for years (and the old āconcept artā is actually screenshots) but Hhyyrylainen has slowly been hacking into the files and weeding out the code piece by piece as the files were locked by the old devs. Maybe Bezos has been helping a little bit, but as long as we keep him under control is that so bad?
Also Iām fairly sure Oliveriver is in Greece.
Why? Greece has rivers. Greece has Olives. Therefore, Greece has Oliverivers
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I WISH that was the case.
the game would look so cool
i trully fill like a god here.
i will never will reveal my true form
i turly fill like i now have alot of power here, like a moderator.
but no.
CASE 5:
DOOMLIGHTNING IS THE AZTEC GOD OF GAMES
recently, there has been a new burst of activity in the thrive forum game scene, using percentages, and advanced programming technology, never before seen on the forums.
and this revolution in forum games was helmed by none other than @doomlightning, who i have deduced, is actually an avatar of Xochipilli, the aztec god of games.
think about it, it all makes sense, his advanced gaming techniques, the influence he has on other forum users, his poor grasp on the English language, and his refusal to use a pfp other than the letter D, which is actually an initial for doomlightning, which, in aztec, roughly translates to giant flying thing.
and as we all know for some reason all of the aztec gods are for some reason snakes with wings and can fly, and related to dooming things.
doom = doom, flying = air = storms = lightning.
DOOMLIGHTNING
he also cannot use a pfp for if he did then it would reveal that he is actually a giant snake creature with 14 pairs of wings, a very suspicious and odd form, unlike me, a child version of steve buscemi, or Teaking, a cup of sentient tea.
and that is not even scratching the fact that he continuously spells things out with his pfp and a few other pfps, about roughly twice per day, versus the previous 1 per month of an average user.
there is no other explanation, doomlightning is an ancient aztec god who wishes for you to play his games so that he may hypnotize you with his riddle speak and convince you to sacrifice random people to him so that he mayregainhisoldpowerandbringabouttheendoftheworld!!!
GAAASSSPP
and that is why he must be banned, before it is too late.