Case 5, part 1: part 2
CASE 5:
DOOMLIGHTNING IS THE AZTEC GOD OF GAMES
recently, there has been a new burst of activity in the thrive forum game scene, using percentages, and advanced programming technology, never before seen on the forums.
and this revolution in forum games was helmed by none other than @doomlightning, who i have deduced, is actually an avatar of Xochipilli, the aztec god of games.
think about it, it all makes sense, his advanced gaming techniques, the influence he has on other forum users, his poor grasp on the English language, and his refusal to use a pfp other than the letter D, which is actually an initial for doomlightning, which, in aztec, roughly translates to giant flying thing.
and as we all know for some reason all of the aztec gods are for some reason snakes with wings and can fly, and related to dooming things.
doom = doom, flying = air = storms = lightning.
DOOMLIGHTNING
he also cannot use a pfp for if he did then it would reveal that he is actually a giant snake creature with 14 pairs of wings, a very suspicious and odd form, unlike me, a child version of steve buscemi, or Teaking, a cup of sentient tea.
and that is not even scratching the fact that he continuously spells things out with his pfp and a few other pfps, about roughly twice per day, versus the previous 1 per month of an average user.
there is no other explanation, doomlightning is an ancient aztec god who wishes for you to play his games so that he may hypnotize you with his riddle speak and convince you to sacrifice random people to him so that he mayregainhisoldpowerandbringabouttheendoftheworld!!!
GAAASSSPP
and that is why he must be banned, before it is too late.
this is just an elaborate scheme by zenzone to ping doom a lot.
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CASE 5:
DOOMLIGHTNING IS THE AZTEC GOD OF GAMES
âRecently, there has been a new burst of activity in the thrive forum game scene, using percentages, and advanced programming technology, neve-⊠never before⊠seen on⊠the⊠forumsâŠâ
âW-whatâs happening? I think Iâm feeling a massive sense of dĂ©jĂ vuâŠâ
âGASP! I know what this is! This is none other than the wretched works of my once and eternal foeâŠâ
âFRALEGEND THE WIZARD OF EVIL!â
âMWUHAAHAHAHAHAH! I wondered how long my spell would go without notice, you really are a fool to not have recognized my dark energies sooner!â
âGRR, how long was I in that loop you wizard of evil?!â
âHA! Like I would tell you, you intrepid fool!â
âWhy have you done this you madman!?â
âMwuahahaah! Donât you see detective, if I keep you in a trance, endlessly retelling old stories, then me and my evil friends and I can continue to screw with the community forums unabated by your unparalleled detective skills!â
The wall next to me exploded outwards, knocking me to the floor.
I was just able to get the dust out of my eyes to see a sight that I truly hope I would never be forced to see again.
âMEET MY MINIONS DETECTIVE, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE LEGION OF PARANOMALITY! MWUAHAHAHAâ
He then went about introducing them to me, though I was already painfully familiar with themâŠ
âDOOMLIGHTNING, AZTEC GOD OF GAMES!â
âto yo meat nicâ he said
âTHE GHOST OF JEFF BEZOS!â
âI shall once again monetize thrive! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!â
âTHE SYSTEM!â
âtoday we have released update âdoom of detective zenzonegaming and the entire community forumâ.â
âROBOPUMPKIN, THE FUSION OF ROBOROMB AND MECHANICAL PUNMPIN!â
âAnyone want to see the new art I made?â they said
âTHE RESURRECTED ZOMBIES OF REDNASCAR AND KIKIGAMES!â
The two zombies groaned in response
âME, FRALEGEND, HIGH GRAND SUPREME WIZARD OF EVIL!â
âAND NONE OTHER THANâŠâ
I saw a figure in the cloud of dust walk forward, making me gasp in shock as it was revealed to be none other thanâŠ
âYOUR PREDECCESOR AND MENTOR, QUANTUMCRAB!!!â
âQ-Quantumcrab?! I thought you died when they filmed deadliest catch a few years ago!â I yelled.
âhahaha no, I merely faked my death when fralegend the wizard of evil bribed me to the dark side of the thrive community forum.â
âHow could this happen?! How could you do this you evil wizard!?â
âMWUHAHAHAAH! OH DONâT ACT ALL SURPRISED! YOU KNEW THAT I HAD BEEN PLOTTING SOMETHING FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW!â
âI wonât let you get away with this you evil bastard!â
âOH I THINK I WILL! AFTER ALL! WHO CAN STOP ME NOW?! DISPOSE OF HIM!â
Fralegend and most of the legion of paranormality turned and left, leaving the zombies of kikigames and rednascar behind, to kill me presumably.
I wasnât going to stick around for it however, and I quickly got up to me feet and ran down the hallway.
The zombies gave a growl before chasing after me.
This was going to be one hell of a dayâŠ
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CASE 7:
WHY HAS SPIKEVIPER NOT MADE ANY NEW VIDEOS LATELY?
Spikeviper used to be one of the only youtubers on the whole of youtube to make videos about thrive, and a year ago to this day, he stopped, suddenly, and unexplainedly.
There is only one possible explanation for this.
He has been abducted by aliens and replaced with a body double that will ignore thrive in an attempt to drive down it popularity!
And it wall makes perfect sense
Everyone knows that the Fredindandians have long hated thrive for being a rival to the evolution simulation game that they are making, survive, and they have hated it doubly so because it was able to do in a single decade what the entirety of the Fredindandian empire could just barely accomplish in several centuries!
So they logically sabotaged on of thriveâs only vehicles for recruitment, youtubers, in an attempt to slow down progress.
However there was one small fact that the Fredindandians had not yet considered.
That fellow youtuber dangerouslyfunny was planning on making a thrive video of his own, a video that was published only a few days after spikeviper had been replaced.
And thus, riding the massive wave of popularity that such a large youtuber gave them, the majority of thrive hasnât even noticed Spikeviperâs abduction, until now!
And that is why I went to my backyard got in a rocket and went up into space to rescue Spikeviper from the Fredindandians, an operation that was completely successful and didnât accidentally result in the extinction of all subterranean life on mars at all.
And thus thrive wins over the Fredindandians yet again, and spikeviper will be making a new thrive video in a few months.
This has been another paranormal case file brough to you by the one person who can actually see whatâs real or not, detective zenzonegaming.
Case 9:
Recently, there has been an explosion of theories regarding other community members, all made by @zenzonegaming.
The theories in question involve framing a member as an evil being that wants to bring paranormal destruction throught mudane actions. But I @fralegend015 have finally discovered WHY zenzone is doing all of this and WHY just now.
Letâs start with the basis, zenzone is not zenzone anymore. He has been kidnapped and replaced by a semi-perfect copy of him, how did I come to this conclusion? Simple, his pfp, he changed it from the smiling banana to whathever that thing is! The true @zenzonegaming THE MASTER OF GAMING!!! also THE BANANA ZEALOT!!! would never do that.
Now, âhisâ motives: As you all clearly have seen, he made posts about how community members are evil beings and says he discovered the âtruthâ and that we must take action against them, but what if I told you⊠That he has been lying the whole time! Indeed, he has been masking lies as âtruthâ in order to bring chaos and distrust to the community forums.
And finally, who did this to @zenzonegaming ? I believe the being that did all of this to zenzone is Leviathan from the hebrew bible that some believe to be the demon of the cardinal sin of envy. Why do I think this? Well, it is rather obvious: Leviathan saw the thrive community forums, and its community members that were in a state of unity and peace, and that filled it with rage and envy: he kidnapped one of them and replaced him with a doopleganger that would plant the seed of doubt in the community forums, a seed that would have grown into chaos, distrust and separation if it wouldnât have been for the FACT that I discovered Leviathanâs plans before they could come to fuition!
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my pet theory is that heâs a teenager in a phase
For Darwinâs beard! Are you an agent of Leviathan too?
shut up wizard of evil
Ah! You said exactly what I expected Leviathanâs agent to say.
FALL NOT FOR THE EVIL WIZARDS MAGIK TRICKS
for he is evil
This only strenghtens what I said. It is FACT that he is trying to plant the seed of doubt again
I have watched this play out from the shadowsâŠ
And the truth is you are BOTH trying to take over the world!
Frale attacked zenzone, rushing away with the other minions, but what happened after is that kikigames (donât even know who they are tbh) zombie attacked the other zombie in defense of zenzone, as they are cousins, and then quantumcrab reappeared and helped them capture it so it couldnât report back to Frale, because quantum is secretly a double agent
So, with the help of doomâs soul (Frale is controlling his body with magic but his soul is preserved in his Thrive account) I made a large magitech forceshield that trapped both frales side and dooms side in Belgium so that they could fight it out, and then teleported them to another dimension, as enough crap happens in Belgium no one would notice if it went missing for a couple years
So in summary they are really two competing sides both trying to take over the world, but I saved it and then disappeared back into the shadows. I still have some work to do trying to get dooms body back, but that is for another day
what are you talking about? quantumcrab died when they filmed deadliest catch
I think you have to review your sources
Oh really? I wouldnât be so sure
I am my sources, I was there in the shadows
how? he died when they filmed deadliest catch
I like how this turned into another misc thread
very coolâŠ
Ah but it is a lore/truth revealing misc thread so itâs cool