you have no idea how badly the sun can damage an room.
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So they exposed it to light or somehow made a sun in that office?
What suspicious behaviors? I totally didn’t tell her to act suspicious near you to creep you out a bit for a week and then go back to acting normal.
Neither, a portal that lets light, biological matter, and stuff contained within biological matter, through a very short tube to the opposite side of the other portal was dipped in 8610-3 fluid which was made to grow skin on both portals and form a lining on the insides of the tubes, and then that portal was tossed into the sun letting the full brightness of the sun’s chromosphere unfiltered into my office through two 8 inch wide holes punched in space
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You… little sneaky kitty catty- so that why she put an little drawing on vladimir (one of my epic new blahajs) that was an sad face and above it, with an very infantile handwriting, it was written “the foog is coming”.
under normal circunstances, i would do an bigger prank on you to avenge myself, but sending that portal to the sun was so funny that i don’t think i will need to.
That portal getting sent to the sun without me being warned damaged my lab so badly it won’t be available for another week! That’s not funny, that’s rude! We do have valuable data from it, but still. Rude, not funny.
Anyways, because of that near ‘it’s just a prank bro’ level ‘prank’, all rooms that do anything with any kind of portal tech that lets light or matter that isn’t actively alive through is required to have a material I have taught most of the 8610-3 instances to make that’s essentially an extremely insulative bone-based wood made entirely from live 8610-3 cells, which are required to be supplied with the normal amount of blood per unit of volume that a really dense bone needs. Labs that regularly experiment with said tech are required to have a version made by an 8610-3 instance that has been made able to photosynthesize, and has learned to fuse and split photons, so that any incidents like that one don’t destroy any more rooms.
Also my room is connected to my lab through the original dedicated 8610-3 storage area, so if it wasn’t full to the point I needed to make another storage area for storing even more, my room would be getting renovated as well, since the sun portal melted a hole through the wall of my lab’s 8610-3 storage AND the wall opposite it! Which was my lab’s bathroom!
Also, who even gave you the idea to throw a portal into the sun as a prank? That sounds like the kind of thing zenn or Dr dim would do to someone who can’t die from sunlight that they have a mild grudge against. Btw if you are just covering up for whoever did it and didn’t actually do it yourself, depending on who did it I might not be mad at them, just disappointed in the one that didn’t teach them how much energy the sun puts out, depending on their intentions.
On a completely unrelated note, a week ago Sylvie threw a small portal about the size of a standard frisbee where she said the moon was going to be(the portal was of the same type the sun portal is, and it landed on the moon, so not only is she smart, but also incredibly strong since it didn’t need any help to get there, and I made a log of the conversation following her seeing the moon dust that was covering her stay on top of the portal, which was possibly inspired by a meme about tungsten cubes.
conversation about how to test the portal's weight limits
Sylvie: since the dust sits on top of the portal, how much can they hold up?
Dawn: hmm, I don’t knyow. We should test it with something heavy, nya?
Sylvie: what about tungsten cubes?
Dawn: those are heavy, at about 19.3 grams per cubic centimeter, and able to cure your mortality if you carry a 4 inch wide one, which is 44.5 pounds, but osmium is much heavier, at 22.5 grams per cubic centimeter, and memes about carrying 4 inch wide cube of it would say it makes you a god, but you must first cure your mortality to carry it, since that cube is about 52 pounds in a 4 inch wide cube.
Sylvie: wow, so if we can stack more than 4 osmium cubes on a portal’s barrier, it can hold up most people?
Dawn: Yip! And if you can stack 40 on it, that portal can hold up a whole car! Though, most American cars are classified as small trucks and weight 2 tonnes instead of 1, so you’d need a lot more. If you can stack 64 on it though, it can hold up a 16 inch wide osmium cube, which means it’s sturdier than most people, since that’s one American ton and 1,343 pounds.
Sylvie: so, since faster things are harder to stop, how much weight would the god cube hitting the portal at terminal velocity make?
Dawn: assuming only one face is making perfect drag against Earth’s atmosphere with a gravity of 9.8 m/s², since it’s 52 pounds it’ll hit terminal velocity at 789 mph, which is a little faster than the speed of sound, stopping that in exactly a second would take about 29.95 mega-newtons, which would be the force produced by letting a 6,733,028 pounds cube fall for one second on earth, but at those speeds, in an atmosphere, the tungsten cube would melt. That means, if the portal can stop that, it could stop a truck with ease.
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so, uh basically 2 8-inch flashlights with the power of the sun? if so, I’m surprised it just destroyed the lab and didn’t accidentally cause a containment breach.
also, maybe add some regular security on top of the other protections?
anyways, I drank some -3 liquid. (dont worry this was newly made I didnt do anything bad to brooke id protect her with my life oki)
all it did was increase my size slightly.
probably due to me integrating the 8610-3 cells into my body after I drank it or something?
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I’m also surprised it just destroyed my lab and almost my room, but I guess being a bit paranoid pays off when you work here. I’m pretty sure the main reason earth life survived that happening on the surface at all was the paint I made when we discovered 8610-3 that was partially made out of 8610-3 fluid(well, technically it was a whole instance, but the person it once was was Jerry, he unironically liked that vegan teacher’s videos, and he kicked 999 several times. He deserved to get turned into paint), especially because of how shiny the maintenance team said my walls were despite not feeling metallic on the surface. I painted my lab with it before I started making the portal tech after thinking about a similar scenario, and mainly did it to comfort myself after that line of thought since the -3 instances were already known to be quite weird.
Yes, but at least they were pointed exactly opposite eachother.
Also I am just now realizing I created a Klein bottle that doesn’t utilize 4-D space. When you link a third portal to two portals, you don’t make it not a Klein bottle, aside from by making it three, rather than one. No wonder why it was so hard to visualize both connections between portals at the same time.
I made the 4-D Mobius strip not require 4-D space.
I have a headache and an existential crisis for later now. Eh, that’s what happens when you try to use a 3-d brain to comprehend the four dimensional without realizing it was four dimensional until you explain it to someone who doesn’t know that portals are real things that can happen and tends to think about all dimensions of shapes. Anyways, I’m gonna sleep til this headache fades.
Btw, the headache started when I tried to expand both portal frames so I could see the space in the portal, so don’t do that, just connect them with a flat noodle in your head and move the things in the portals along the noodle in the direction they move, if you want to see in the portals.
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Well, in that case, i’m genuinally sorry. Let me fix your lab while you relax. With the right playlist it would take 2 days.
Everything is funny to me until it isn’t to you.
…to be fair with myself, the original Idea wasnt “haha lets throw the portal at the sun and laugh at Dawn after getting several injuries”. The portal was supposed to be on a escape trajetory from the solar system, however the SAS of the ship i was using had an little little glitch where it oriented retrograde instead of prograde.
When i noticied it, it was already too low on fuel to get up on orbit again, and i thought that it would just vaporize on the sun… I have to admit, you made theses portals really resistant to everything.
Ooooh so thats was that one portal Lylith saw on the moon while i was showcasing her some cool craters.
Yay!! Your first mathematical theorem disproved using Euclides-would-have-an-stroke-upon-seeth-geometry!! I’m so proud of you!! And don’t worry, if you start to think on a 4D space like an distorced 3D space-time continuum, it will make a bit more sense, and soon you will be able to visualize the fourth dimension!!*
*in your dreams only.
What is the taste of it?
Probably. I still have to conduct research on the -3, i will do after finishing my thesis on the memetic transmission of the -2. Y’know, checking if equations work, the entropy is working like indeed, etc, etc.
And YOU will be my test subject! >:3 (i’m not going to treat you like a d-class if you’re worried.)
that’s one of the few correct attitudes to have for pranking people.
A the saying goes, it’s only a prank if everyone affected is laughing at the end, and if that’s the intention, but not the effect, then it’s a failed prank.
Good, if it was, I would have several bones to pick from you.
In that case, why was the entire surface of the Klein bottle coated in 8610-3 skin? I don’t make them like that. Was that done before or after you realized the portal was falling into the sun? Also, did you not configure the drone in a way it could’ve received fuel in a container wrapped in a leaf?
Well, they are extremely resistant to light, but they stop working at 950C because the gold stops being properly conductive, and several components break from the heat. And, based on how you said that, I’m guessing you didn’t put that skin there, so, in that case who did? I don’t leave the parts I liquefy for better manipulation in there after I finish making the internals. Not in any states I should be able to get in my lab in, at least.
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…70s soviet space tech isn’t so versatile, and of course, lazyness®
I didn’t. I thought it was another of you weird body horrors experiments?
No, in fact, I had promised (read: was coerced into promising, with the threat of the white grippy socks room, for a whole week .) to not do any experiments of that type for two weeks the day my lab block’s psychologist found out I cut my arm off and tried to grow a fully self regulating heart and set of gills off of the arm!
Maybe she was worried I’d clone myself and try to command the clones, then get killed by the clones, but that’s not how I work. I don’t listen to anything that sounds like a demand, and I know that, and the clones, if they’re mentally identical to me, which the psychologist thinks they would be, we would all just audhd our way into figuring out multiversal travel in like, a week.
On the note of drinking the -:3 instances, Sylvie keeps putting her fur and ‘excess blood’ as she calls it, in my drinks since the solar death hole incident. The first time she did that I started giving her a more iron rich diet so she would actually have excess blood to do that with, since I knew she wasn’t gonna stop doing that until she felt I had drank enough of her blood (I don’t question her weirdness. I was just as weird, if not weirder, just in different ways)
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Don’t worry, after an day you get used from the smell (they send me there after i hissed at and bited Jerry, eated my food like an animal and walked on all fours, scaring staff) and the isolament is an great way to get epiphanies.
I already knew armpit, but i wasn’t ready for armfish
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Same… but i would maybe procastinate cuddling with myself and take two weeks to do it.
Reverse vampirism
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tastes like chicken with a hint of cat food.
huh… im cool with that
also one thing to note is that my arms increased in size despite being physically disconnected from my body so thats intresting
huh, thats something we can do? intresting takes notes
by the way, I drew what Dr. Sci0927 roughly looks like right now:
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News on zenn, he has officially been converted to cat. More like a slime cat that a cat-human, but that just means he’s somehow able to be a -3 instance and stay in a human shape! He also has a few extremely reflective masses in his head, chest, and abdomen, and the ones in the skull glow when he doesn’t understand something, and I told him to try to understand how a pair of portals could act as a 4D object while entirely occupying 3D space, and one of the crystals started glowing red. Based on how quickly the glow faded back to a really dull green (probably actually a wavelength that doubles to green.) when he gave up and I explained the portals I made if they were circles with toruses for the frames to him, to which the masses in his head blinked blue three times per visible reflective mass at half second intervals, and he stopped saying anything that translates to ‘thinking about that gives me a headache’
It’s not the smell, I’ve already been there for similar things, like once I mentioned that I was eventually going to see if I could regrow my whole head from my headless body and my head from my disembodied head, while making sur both survived, and I was straight jacketed and wheeled into the grippy socks room as soon as I finished my lunch! I explicitly said I’d be making sure both survived! I even have the tech to use my body normally while it grows a new head, and I grow a new body! And they’re calling me the biggest threat to my own health, while they’re still thinking we’re just normal humans with ears and tails! We can run upwards of 40 MPH for Belgium’s sake!
The worst part is all the time I could be researching if I wasn’t in there just because someone who saw me chop off my hand to grab my coffee that was a foot too far away heard me say something ‘concerning’! I could invent nanobots that cure cancer with an extremely high rate of success in the time I’ve been stuck in there! I’m pretty sure I actually did that already too! And then they took my knife because I took off my hand to get an un-activated portal off my arm with it!
One time, they even tried to DE-CLAW me! That was the one, and currently only, time I ever used my claws on medical staff. All of the ones that tried that are missing the last joint off their pointer fingers, and have several tendons that almost became unusable, mainly in the hands.
Same, but due to how chaotically my sleep schedule drifts, there would almost always be at least one of me per 5 mes that’s awake at any given time especially with how it’s been randomly switching between 4 hour sleeps, 2 hours naps, and 10 hour sleeps.
Btw, my current high score for time slept in one sleep is 17 hours. It was on a weekday during high school though.
Did you do the same thing I did, are you having your hands haul your arms around, or are you keeping them at your computer?
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@zenzonegaming what is your opinion on that? Do you like this new form?
the resemblance is uncanny…
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I don’t see it. They don’t even have that thing on their back.
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what do you mean by ‘same thing that you did’?
I mean, currently my arms are at my computer taking notes but usually I’ll just have them in a tub full of numbing lotion so that my brain thinks that they don’t exist.
hmm… intresting.
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You improved alot since your last drawing! I’m proud of you =333
You need to stop saying theses things on places with boring normal hoomans.
Based. And you can borrow my knife, i don’t use it anymore.
I could argue that i suprassed you a big margin but i think that cryogenics doesn’t count.
Time to make an space suit for her due to unrelated reasons.
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thanks :3
hmm cool… anyways, if i get to choose the color id choose orange or pink.
wait why are you just giving your knife to someone when they asked for it when u tried to stop me from getting a knife >:ε
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