You see how much worse the world had gotten and decide to die.
Today is just not your day.
You figure out how to shrink things.
i was going to make an NSFW joke but i decided not to.
you shrink yourself by accident, then a cat eats you.
today is just not your day.
you now have your own universe and you are its god.
You begin to experiment and due to your own clumsiness you destroy the entire universe.
Today is just not your day.
You eliminate global warming.
The planet freezes because thereโs no way the planet retains heat
Today is just not your day.
You make Antarctica habitable
Too many humans populate Antarctica and everyone sinks.
Today is just not your day.
You purchase Minecraft.
You get stuck in the game
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Today is just not your day.
You can now evolve any animal, and your imagination is your only limit.
you evolve wolves into werewolves, and almost everyone including you dies.
today is just not your day.
you can turn into any animal.
You cannot turn back onto a human
Today is just not your day.
You get all of the knowledge on the world
The knowledge is too much for you and your brain stops working.
Today is just not your day.
You can breathe fire.
You burn your house and now youโre homeless
Today is just not your day.
You get 100 trillion dollars
A meteor crashes and burns all your money.
Today is just not your day.
You are now completely isolated from humanity.
You find a female and reproduce.
Today is entirely your day.
You try to use glitches to skip some levels in System Shock.
You get stuck in the game and die.
Today is just not your day.
You make the most amazing game ever.
The code corrupts and now you have no game
Today is just not your day.
You get a new pet
You become John Wick.
Today is just not your day.
You try to smeltal meltals.
The devs ban you from the Thrive community forums.
Today is just not your day.
You become exceedingly intelligent.
You die from overwork
Today is just not your day
You can fly
You get shot down by some terrorist.
Today is just not your day.
You conquer the USA.