People rebel and kill you
Today is just not your day.
You make an underwater civilization
it should not have existed and logic started to break, eventually the universe got destroyed.
today is just not your day
you are now in the fnaf universe.
The animatronics think you are William Afton and murder you.
Today is just not your day.
You are now a Pokemon Trainer.
you abused the poor pokemons and PETA sent people to murder you.
today is just not your day.
you become jesus himself.
You get crucified because you are jesus
Today is not your day.
You reform the roman empire
It is glorious
Today is your day
You are an alien
The military thinks you are trying to kill them and murder you.
Today is just not your day.
You can now harvest the energy or stars!
You overuse it and the sun dissapears
Today is just not your day
You defeat a dragon
the dragon was nice to the kingdom’s people, and everyone loved him, the citizens got angry and killed you.
today is just not your day.
you become the leader of a big empire.
The peasants are hungry and poor and decide to rebel, you die and your empire falls
Today is just not your day
You are the leader of a new republic
The republic turns on you and instead becomes a dictatorship.
Today is just not your day.
You defeat death.
You become so old that you can’t do anything and starve, but not die
Today is just not your day.
You get a castle
The castle rots and becomes infested with rats and flies.
Today is just not your day.
You have a synthetic arm now!
The arm malfunctions and it explodes
Today is just not your day.
You go to Argentina
you are hitler in 1945, and you got recognized by someone, then they killed you because you’re a bad guy, duh.
today is just not your day.
you buy a coffin.
You trip and get locked in the coffin.
Today is just not your day.
You make a meme.
It dies after 2 hours of posting it
Today is just not your day.
You get lost on an island with a single pig
You starve after eating it
Today is just not your day
You eat cheese
Something went wrong and the cheese ate you.
Today is just not your day.
You kill Hitler.
You are hitler
Today is just not your day
You can’t have anything negative happen to you