Nothing happens…
Today is just a day
You find a hole that leads to the center of Mars
You fall in and die.
Today is just not your day.
You can terraform any planet.
the terraformation of a planet caused an alien civilization to die, their alien allies killed you.
today is just not your day.
you become a suicidal muffin.
You cannot die, die, die
Today is just not you day.
You become a pig-human
ohhhh i get that reference…
You can’t die because your muffin.
Today was just not your day.
You become the leader of the world.
People don’t want a pig man leading the world, so they toss you into a lab for experimentation
Today is just not your day
It is Christmas
You and your family don’t celebrate christmas
Today is just not your day
You’re a scientist studying a big moving peanut
The peanut kills you.
Today is just not your day.
You become an scp.
its SCP-173.
today is just not your day.
you become immortal.
You become bored because no one has ascended with you
Today is just not your day
You become a mole
You can’t find anything to eat and die.
Today is just not your day.
You are now a bird
You’re hunted by mongol nomads
Today is just not your day
You create an interstellar empire
Giant space wyrms eat your planets
Today is just not your day
You become a thrive developer
The empire becomes independent and destroys the original.
Today is just not your day.
You play Spore.
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you got so exited you died.
today is just not your day.
you hear bohemian rhapsody for the first time.
It stops in the middle and you become depressed
Today is just not your day.
You break reality
Reality breaks you.
Today is just not your day.
You are now famous.
The paparazzi makes your life horrible
Today is just not your day
You get a great new computer
The computer gains setience and controls the internet
Today is just not your day
You learn Anglish