Today is just not your day: The Game

Perfectly balanced, as everything should be.

Nobody responds when you talk about Anglish

Today is just not my day :c

You become dust

The sun destroys you.

Today is just not your day.

You are the best person in the world now,

You’re the only human left on Earth and the sun is becoming a red giant

Today is just not your day.

You become a supergiant star from Andromeda

You explode before you get to have any fun.

Today is just not your day,

You are a country.

You’re invaded by your bigger neighbours

Today is just not your day

You’re a hunter-gatherer on the year 10,000 B.C.

You die of some disease,

Today is just not your day,

You run out of ideas for this thread,

and you’re threatened with death if you dont post in this thread, so you got killed.

today is simply just not your day.

you have the cure for COVID-19.

People are demanding it too much and eventually there no no more cure

Today is not your day,

You have all the infinity stones.

you wipe out half of the universe, and with it, yourself.

Today is just not your day.

you become mumbo jumbo.

You quit red stone and people unsubscribe from you.

Today is just not your day.

You get a new PC.

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it does not work at all, and the seller does not accept refunding.

Today is just not your day.

you become the mayor of a minecraft server.

The people don’t follow the rules and kill you.

Today is just not your day.

You are a new member in the Thrive Community Forums.

You become part of the forum matrix

Today is just not your day

You live in a skyscraper

The skyscraper falls when an earthquake happens

Today is simply and easily visible that it is not a day that you will want to be a part of

You become a monkey

The skyscraper scrapes the sky, causing you to die.

Today is just not your day.

You have now ascended in the forums!

Ascended message

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Today is just not your day

Yuo loes teh ablility toh wriet egnlihs

One understands you and no one else.

Today is not your day.

You are will wright, the developer of spore.

Your game loses a lot of content and is hated by some

Today is just not your day.

You find an artistic crab

The crab pinches you.

Today is not your day.

You find a dolphin1