a dolphin2 takes it and you’re never gonna see it again
Today is just not your day.
You find a bag of pepper powder
The pepper powder gets in your eyes.
Today is not your day,
You play PvZ!
you have a fun time playing and beating the game. its piques your interest so much so that you decide to look for a sequel, looks like there’s one in development. and a few months later you download the beta and see that. . . the game is crap and full of microtransaction. you delete it a few days afterwards.
today is just not your day.
But Tommorow IS your day.
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but tomorrow never comes, since you died.
today is just not your day, and tomorrow is also not your day.
you find a diamond!
You get excited and you make a diamond picaxe
Today is just your day
You get the ability to know everything inside and outside(in 4d) the universe to spread the truth in the universe
But you die before you get the chance.
Today is just not your day.
You can now edit anything to your heart’s desires.
Your heart doesn’t think so you can’t edit anything
Today is just not your day.
You become Jeff Bezos
You spend your money on useless stuff.
Today is just not your day,
You now control the banana cult.
The moderators close your cult, not once, but twice
Today is just not your day
You get the power to pass through walls
The ability stops working when you pass through one wall and die of suffocation.
Today is just not your day.
You get accepted into Hogwarts.
you died because of magic.
Today is just not your day.
you become disturbance.
You don’t meet anyone and die without reproducing.
Today is just not your day.
You are in spore.
you are the grox, and all of the galaxy attacked you and managed to kill you.
Today is just not your day.
you find a penny on the ground.
The penny is poisonous and you instantly die when you touch it.
Today is just not your day.
You are now gifted with extreme levels of strength.
you accidentally punched someone, and because of your strengh, you killed them, you were jailed, but you tried to escape so they sent you to a maximum security prison.
Today is just not your day.
you can now control and move shadows.
People think you’re a monster and kill you.
Today is just not your day.
You can now reverse, stop, accelerate, and skip time.
You’re also affected by the time change, so it’s just like not moving time
Today is just not you day
You can now touch things and make them gold
You suffer the same fate as King Midas, but this time you have no one to save you from starving to death.
Today is just not your day.
You play some Pokemon Platinum.
It is the same as all the other Pokémon games
Today is just not your day
You can speak to animals
The animals don’t speak to u
Today is just not ur day
You can fish whenever u want now