The animals don’t speak to u
Today is just not ur day
You can fish whenever u want now
There’s no water nearby so you don’t have a place to fish, or to drink
Today is just not your day
You become the greatest detective to have ever existed
You can’t use your abilities because you broke ur legs
Today is not ur day
U are aquaman
u are aquaman.
today is just not your day.
you eat a doughnut.
You choke and die
Today is just not your day
You died
You had a good life
Today is just not your day
You get a new house
The house collapses in one day.
Today is just not your day.
You celebrate Christmas.
Your tree burns
Today is just not your day
You find a bottle that says “The Pefect Drink™”
It isn’t
Today is just not your day
You get every single game known to man.
You have to pay for them
Today is just not your day
You make “a free open-source game for PC and Linux about evolution, in which the player guides a species from their origin as a microbe to the space age and beyond”
it is never finished.
today is just not your day.
you eat a sandwich
the bread is rotten
Today is just not your day
You self-quarantine
But u die of starvation cuz u forget to pack food.
Today is not your day
You program a game
You’re YandereDev
Today is just not your day
You become a smort birb
No one realizes ur smart
Today is not ur day
You have the ability to levitate things
You levitate your city a bit shorter than expected (sw reference) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB84q6wXe8k
Today is just not your day
You become a 4 dimensional being (able to see inside 3d things as we see a 2d world) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0WjV6MmCyM
(i put some links if someone are curious or dont know these concepts)
You can’t tell anyone else because it won’t make sense to them and when you do they send you to a mental confinement.
Today is just not your day.
You play a game of monopoly.
You lose
Today is just not your day
You try to dominate the Thrive Community Forums™ (yes i know what you do pumpkin)
You get bored.
Today is just a day.
You program for Thrive.
You get bored because thrive seems to be more than you thought, and you give up
Today isnt the day for the world
You get midichlorians inside of your cells (guess where this comes from 
)