Today is just not your day: The Game

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You fall into your planet over billions of years.
Today you are a ring.
You now are a space descendant of the terror birds.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

The Terror Birds fear nothing, except one thing.
Today is a day of shenanigans.
You are now an army of Scrats looking for acorns in space.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You find THE acorn.
Today is a divine day.
You now are the scrat god.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Everyone becomes atheist.
Today is not a Sunday, most likely.
You were the first scrat atheist.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You read the book of scrat science.
Today is a knowledgable day.
You now are the scrat language.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

What is worse than typing in scrat language?
Today is a very annoying day.
You are now a scrat back-scratcher.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

As it turns out, you were made from a scrat.
Today is a scrat-horrible day.
You now are one from that kind of scrat that comes every few centuries to wreck over the world.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And that one kind of scrat somehow found a copy of Megamind.
Today is very misspelled day.
You are now a Scrat version of Tightien.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You set the scrat civilization back to the stone age.
Today is a rather degenerative day.
You now are a “cavescrat”.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And this cavescrat decide to find another Acorn.
Today is a very absurd day.
You are now an Acorn that broke the planet in half.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Terrorbirds put the planet back together.
Today is a saviour’s day.
You now are a terrorbird-scrat hybrid.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Oh the horror.
Today is an eldritch day.
You are Manny the Mammoth.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And you are now Manny’s bane of existance.
Today is a very Blue Sky Day.
You are now a tiny Megasloth named Sid.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are slain by two ice-age equivalents to Rhinoceros. It almost feels like somebody should’ve been here to save you…
Today is a different day.
You now are the ice age kid, left wander down some river by it’s currents after your mother failed to deposit you to a shore, where no one was waiting.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

You continue to drift down river.
Today is a very sad day.
You are now a baby dead of Hypothermia.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Your body is reclaimed by nature.
Today the cycle continues.
You now are a fly.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You get swatted.
Today is a gutty day.
You are the flyswatter.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The scrat using you desides to use you as fuel.
Today is a hot day.
You now are the scrat’s oven.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And what is inside this oven?
Today, something smells good.
You are now baked acorn lasagna.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

But pineapples!
Today is a bad day for Italy.
You are a Roman Emperor.