Today is just not your day: The Game

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

But not just any Scrat Roman Emperor.
Today is the last day for the Holy Scrat Byzantium Empire.
You are now Emperor Scrat Constantine II.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

The Ottomans.
Today was marked in history forever.
You are now a Holy Roman Scrat Emperor.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Your Empire fades away into laughability.
Today it was dissolved.
You now are the scrat empire.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

At least there were still vestiges left of what was.
Today is a very religious day.
You are now the Pope of Roman Scratholicism.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are no longer all that relevant when compared to the scrat emperor.
Today is a fading day.
You now are a scrat solder in the great scrat war.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

But another great schism occurs during the great scrat war.
Today is a day for…divorces?
You are now Scrat Protestantism.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Within you there are many fragments.
Today is many days.
You now are a scrat with the head of a terror bird.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

The Scrat Terror Birds will reign chaos across the land.
Today is a very Merry Shelly day.
You are now a Scrattle Terror Bird.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The days of the underground dino realm are counted.
Today the lasting will go extinct.
You now are Rudy.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Asteroid.
Today is a mass extinction.
You are the crater left behind.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

But life finds a way.
Today is no longer a day without the Sun.
You are now sentient sharks that have made this new underwater crater their home.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Underwater civs.
Today is the thrive forum’s most hated day.
You are Cychlo.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

But Cychlo likes many things.
Today is a very EarthBound day.
You are now Mr. Saturn.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You eat your children obviously.
Today is not the dethroning day yet.
You now are terrorbird zeus.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Mr. Saturn, in EarthBound terms, is this thing right here:

Shigesato Itoi said it was made to represent the innocence of childhood.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Oh, I thought it had to do with the mythology…

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

They are also constantly saying ZOOM! and DOING! And their village has free hotels and healthcare!

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Also why is that thing a 3D being? Isn’t EB a 2D game?

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

It’s their Smash Bros model.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Anyways, the FG must continue.