Lmao, no. ¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯
Today is just not your day.
You are able to read the others people mind
You read your siblings mind and figure out what their worst fear is, and you now have the same exact fear.
Today is just not your day.
You win the lottery
But in the way to take the money you drop the ticket in a pool.
Today is just not your day
You decide to make a new haircut
You have a bad hair day after you get the haircut
Today is not your you day
Make a successful video game company
Taxes.
Today is just not your day.
You finally purchased that halloween costume that you wanted.
But its just a little too small
Today is just not your day
I am loose the of ability to use you english
crazy people mistake you for an immigrant and chase you out of your country
today is just not your day
you know everything
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You found out you were drunk last night and accidently locked YOUR THREAD
Today is just not your day
The middle east is now stable
someone sneezes on someone else and war breaks out again
Today is just not your day
You realise that this thread is just a glorified version of the vending machine
Even with the thread being Vending Machine 2.0 the devs never close it, instead replacing the thrive project with it.
today’s just not your day.
Einstein comes back to life.
Albert einstein is now just a mineless frankenstein and is captured by the goverment,everybody who knows this will be wiped or worst imprisoned
today is just not your day
Halloween is coming
You buy lots of candy for halloween, but then eat it early and put yourself in a suger-induced coma. You miss halloween.
Today, is just not your day.
You come up with a perfect idea for a game.
a car hitted you and you lose your memory
today is just not your day
democracy is wiped from everybody’s mine and is no longer a thing
After trying the other government types, everyone sees the underlying problems in them, and society almost collapses. In a last ditch effort to save humanity, the world’s top minds collaborate to create a new voting-based system. 
FREEDOM 
Today is a good day.
You buy a ceiling fan.
You dont know how to install it.
Today is just not your day.
You download Roblox on your phone
Oof
Today is just not your day
You go to heaven.
Heaven seems off, there is fire and brimstone everywhere. Oh well, it must be a bit different than what was advertised.
Today is just not your day
The FBI search your computer and almost find your 98 GB Homework folder.
They take you you to jail and the government begins asking you questions. They threaten to kill your daughter if you don’t. You tell them everything.
Today is just not your day.
Spore fans start making accounts on the forums to ruin everything about Thrive.
But the thrive community finds them and kills their families and accidentally yours (im making a realistic scenario)
Today is not your day
You go to space