Today is just not your day: The Game


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #123

Lmao, no. ¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

Today is just not your day.

You are able to read the others people mind


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈) #124

You read your siblings mind and figure out what their worst fear is, and you now have the same exact fear.

Today is just not your day.

You win the lottery


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #125

But in the way to take the money you drop the ticket in a pool.

Today is just not your day

You decide to make a new haircut


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #126

You have a bad hair day after you get the haircut

Today is not your you day

Make a successful video game company


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #127

Taxes.

Today is just not your day.

You finally purchased that halloween costume that you wanted.


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #128

But its just a little too small

Today is just not your day

I am loose the of ability to use you english


(*Dab*) #129

crazy people mistake you for an immigrant and chase you out of your country

today is just not your day

you know everything


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #130

you know everything, and I mean, E V E R Y T H I NG


today is just not your day

you lock a thread


(Radical Revolutionary) #133

You found out you were drunk last night and accidently locked YOUR THREAD
Today is just not your day
The middle east is now stable


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #134

someone sneezes on someone else and war breaks out again
Today is just not your day
You realise that this thread is just a glorified version of the vending machine


(Ṁ̴͙͔͒u̴͐͛̓͠ͅś̴̛̮̰̖̑͆͠i̵͚̤̥̝̬̎͋̊c̸̨̛̦̱̯̽̋͛̍ M̴a̸͙̬̐͌̈̄͌ń̸̯̉̃̌̕ ) #135

Even with the thread being Vending Machine 2.0 the devs never close it, instead replacing the thrive project with it.

today’s just not your day.

Einstein comes back to life.


(Radical Revolutionary) #136

Albert einstein is now just a mineless frankenstein and is captured by the goverment,everybody who knows this will be wiped or worst imprisoned
today is just not your day
Halloween is coming


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #137

You buy lots of candy for halloween, but then eat it early and put yourself in a suger-induced coma. You miss halloween.

Today, is just not your day.

You come up with a perfect idea for a game.


(Radical Revolutionary) #138

a car hitted you and you lose your memory
today is just not your day
democracy is wiped from everybody’s mine and is no longer a thing


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #139

After trying the other government types, everyone sees the underlying problems in them, and society almost collapses. In a last ditch effort to save humanity, the world’s top minds collaborate to create a new voting-based system. :confetti_ball: :eagle: FREEDOM :us: :tada:

Today is a good day.

You buy a ceiling fan.


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈) #140

You dont know how to install it.

Today is just not your day.

You download Roblox on your phone


(@_@) #141

Oof

Today is just not your day

You go to heaven.


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #142

Heaven seems off, there is fire and brimstone everywhere. Oh well, it must be a bit different than what was advertised.

Today is just not your day

The FBI search your computer and almost find your 98 GB Homework folder.


(OrganismOverlord) #143

They take you you to jail and the government begins asking you questions. They threaten to kill your daughter if you don’t. You tell them everything.

Today is just not your day.

Spore fans start making accounts on the forums to ruin everything about Thrive.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #144

But the thrive community finds them and kills their families and accidentally yours (im making a realistic scenario)

Today is not your day

You go to space