Weird/Funny dreams

My guess is that someone in real life was laughing at you when you had to do something for them.

So you are involved in your dreams. In my dreams, I’m generally a “spectator” i.e. I’m not involved in what’s happening.


Anyway, I recently dreamed that Trump tore off his clothes in public and was naked in front of cameras.

no polito

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I am usually involved in my dreams, though sometimes I am a spectator. Also naked Trump is something I do not need to see.

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Yesterday, I’ve beaten Metro Exodus for the third time. Before going to bed, I saw a video of a cut script where some enemies found a Sparta helmet (Sparta is a faction in the story) and were talking about Spartan history where 300 warriors were fighting the Persians and never gave up. That’s how I actually dreamed about the Spartans last night.
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So last night I had a weird dream where I was playing a game on my Windows 10, I don’t know what it was about but it looked identical to reality.

So some guy was speeding things up and causing people to have dementia and age a lot quicker

I thought I was safe until I felt myself aging outside of the computer game, and that’s where the panic struct. I was getting older and older by seconds, and it took all my strength to close the tab before it was too late. Strangely, I felt my heartbeat go faster and I felt blood rushing through my head instead of the other way around. I could no longer see anything, but I somehow still knew where the close tab button was. I thought I was too late and I was dead, but I woke up in the middle of 5:00 AM to the sound of a large vehicle.

I was absolutely shaken when I awoke.

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I generally don’t feel pain or efficient stimuli reaction in my dreams aside from tickling being the only things I can really feel if I’m touched/attacked. I also remember that I never die in my dreams.
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Mate that sounds like it came straight out of some movie foreshadowing… You should write your will

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Lucky. Once I got stabbed in a dream.

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Me too, but I didn’t feel anything except my belly being “frozen”. That also happens when I’m wounded in real life. My body seems to “auto-dope” a wound to avoid feeling any pain.

I had a dream today but I forgot it. Most of my other dreams are either forgotten, missing parts, and/or dont follow cause and effect at all. Two I can kinda explain are the one where the black hole (not a real on that’s just the closest real-life analogue) was too big but the kids were still riding their tricycles, and the, umm, bows one. In this one the multicellular stage or Spore 2 or something important was released so I had to get home from the community center, (no idea why I was there) and the plan was to go to the middle of the desert and I’d be picked up by my fam. But when I got there three guys with bows were trying to kill me. Thankfully my family had hired three mercenaries with their own bows to protect us, so when the minivan pulled up three kids jumped out. The oldest was somewhat androgynous had a longbow (which looked like my longbow that I didn’t have at the time) the middle had a compound bow (that looked like my youngest brother’s, that he of course didn’t have at the time) and I didn’t get a good look at the youngest. I somehow knew that they were brothers and that they represented my family. While my family herded me into the car the six people with bows bow-dueled each other. It turned out that the asassans were better fighters and the merc brothers were forced to retreat. They defended one another like fam but were murdered brutally (it was very graphic). Me and my fam got away, and then i woke up. Oh! And I once had a dream were I could taste with my feat, and I was sliding on a rail that tasted like vomit through the sky and dueling a spaceship. It was very reminiscent of the last battle of splatoon 2.

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I keep having dreams of dead or dying people, and me in really dangerous situations all of a sudden. Once I dreamt I was in the holocaust, and I saw awful things. Piled up dead bodies that felt so real, and there were bugs and everything, a lot of the bodies look young. I’ve dreamt of someone beating my friend up until they looked like minced flesh. These dreams are getting less funny and more plain weird.

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Wizard is a great card game and I love playing it, yet I’m not always willing to partake in a round because it’s either too late or I’m not in the mood.
Last night I dreamed that someone I’ve never seen in my life stormed into my room and asked me whether I wanted to play a game. I’m very protective of my sleep (I think I somehow was woken up and I was really incapacitated by being woken up and being dead tired in dream and IRL, so it might have been in a state between deep slumber and conscience) and my space, so I wanted to act and say no (i was nowhere near a good condition to play a game) and banish him from my sleeping chamber. Yet, I couldn’t move my mouth nor any other body part, so I was not able to refuse his demand and was doomed to play a game.
I then managed to move my arms and came to realise it was all just a bad dream (one of the few I have).

I dreamt that a group of people and I were stuck on an island. All bodies of water were of a dark red as if it looked like blood or wine. While exploring the island, I found a message in an ancient crypt. It said, “Do not drink what you must drink.” I soon realized that the water was poisoned. I told the group about my discovery. Unfortunately, a few stubborn people decided to drink the water anyway and died. We later found out that the water was not poisonous if we were just swimming in it; it was only poisonous if swallowed. And then… I don’t remember. There were other dreams as well.

That reminds me of this:

Not sure how that phenomenon occurred on the island. You didn’t mention there was any water on the island, but I guess the people would have died anyway if they drank from the ocean, even without the red, due to dehydration from drinking salt water.

I wouldn’t go sciencing dreams, unless your brain is as insane as mine. So you know what? I’ll bet that the island was in a salt-sea thing. (Think the black sea). That would move the lethality up a notch to a more dream-level poison. The death wouldn’t be fun spoiler alert.

When I think of the Black Sea, I don’t immediately think of salt. Do you mean the dead sea?

There was the water from the sea but there was also the water from lakes and rivers that was red.

Ha yeah I mean the dead sea silly me. Happy New years eve!

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Why would it be red, though? It can’t be algae, because the water is so high in salt content that even they would die. And food colouring would be weird.

Or it could be like this website suggests:

The major reason for water turning red is due to mantriks from the 5th region of Hell and is a sign of the build up of distressing energy towards World War 3.

Edit: I did some research and it seems not all algae dies under such conditions, so I guess it could be algae.

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At that point, we should ask the cult of Scientology! :rofl:

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For a dream food dye is mild.

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