THE HOSPITAL
THE CHRONICLER
Feeling a sudden burst of rage, you end up pressing the button to the second floor, where you are convinced lies an armory
The doors slide open and you rush down the hallways as fast as your atrophied, probably-still-broken legs can carry you
Some guards come running down the staircase but they’re no match for your supersonic speeds
You reach a door labeled “security room” and enter, seeing a few tv screens like in your hospital, but for some reason all stacked on each other, a couch, a sleeping guard at the tv area, and a small row of black stick things
After locking the door you pick up one of the black sticks, it has a little handle that makes a fun noise when you move it, and a triangle shaped thing on one end
THE MIND
This is clearly a club, but what idiot would make it so unnecessarily complex?
THE SOUL
Ah, you will truly never understand the intricacies of art, this is clearly a work that rivals even that of the louvre!
THE AWARE
The guards are attempting to break the door open, but it seems to be very sturdy.
THE CHRONICLER
The guard on the cameras wakes up with a jolt and looks around confused, before seeing you with a club and freaking out.
GUARD GUY
Ah! Don’t hurt me!
THE WRATH
BASH HIS BRAINS IN, NOW!
THE CHRONICLER
You charge over and give him a solid smack with your club, knocking him out and spraying blood all over the television screens
The sight of the spray draws your eyes to them, and you notice that they all seem to be of the hospital, with one even showing you on it
You didn’t know that you were a celebrity…
THE AWARE
What’s going on with that one on the left?
THE CHRONICLER
You turn your head and see your old room, but your roommate is no where to be seen.
THE PARANOIA
OH NO! He’s become a zombie! It’s the only logical conclusion.
THE MIND
Don’t be daft, they probably just moved him to some other room, any way what we need to focus on right now is getting out of this room, and, by extension this hospital, before we’re taken back to a prison.
THE WRATH
SILENCE, NERD! WE NEED TO DESTROY THESE PUNY WEAKLINGS AND MAKE A STATEMENT THAT OUR ENEMIES WILL NOT SOON FORGET!
DON’T MESS WITH THE NAKED APE!
OOHAHAHAOOAHAOHAOAHAOHA!
Health points: 5/5
Morale points: 3/5
Inventory:
-hospital gown (worn)
“its step up at least.” – the chronicler
“ugh, it is so… bland! We must spice it up with some FASHION!” – the soul
-bloody stained underwear (in storage bin)
“while it does hide your… unmentionables, its hardly better than running around completely naked, it has holes, mysterious stains, and is drenched in blood…” – the chronicler
-rusty nail (in storage bin)
“This could be useful to make something…” - the aware
-bloody left sock worn (in storage bin)
“You should probably get a new left sock.” – the chronicler
-bloody right sock (in storage bin)
“didn’t I just describe this?” – the chronicler
-bloodied bone club (+1 on attack rolls) (in storage bin)
“You don’t know how you got it, but it seems to have bits of gore stuck to the head…” - the chronicler
“ooh… ah… ah…” - the wrath
-weird black club (+1 on attack rolls)
“haha, club go chkchk” – the wrath
Strength: 2/10
Dexterity: 5/10 (4/10)
Intelligence: 4/10 (5/10)
Psyche: 2/10 (1/10)
NEAT FREAK
NAKED APE
TAX EVASION: -1 INT +1 PSY +1 DEX
BROKEN LEGS: cannot walk for a while
- charge out of the room and attack the guards (5/10)
- charge out of the room and run away from the guards (3/10)
- stay in the room
- take a nap
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