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̴̡͇̚W̴̮̲͠H̸̪͂Y̵̟̓̆ ̶͇̀͊D̸̄̓ͅĨ̴̱̫̊D̸̗̍͝ ̴̩͌I̴̠̬͌́T̴̯͛̀ ̴͈̚H̵̬͓̓̚A̴͓̫̓P̸̱̿P̴̥̐E̷̟͕͋N̴̟̄…̸̡̒?̴̢̿
̴̱͑W̴̡̄͑ͅḧ̸̬́ͅy̵̝̔̾…̶̘̗̉ ̴̛̺w̶̨̛h̵̹̾̇y̴̹͛͆ ̸̳̑̑d̷͈̊i̶͖͆d̶̫̠́̚ ̶̝͂į̴͑͠t̵͕̮̀ ̷̗̠̓͛ȟ̶͕̆a̸̙͒͛p̷̝̾͘p̸̘͒ë̵̗͔n̵̝̈́̃…̷̖͈̾̀ ̶̻̲̏w̶̬̣͛h̸̜̊y̸̘̌̀ ̸̯̆d̷̡͛̕ḯ̶̙d̸̢̬̃̿ ̶̣̰̕̕I̴̧̮̚ ̵̮͋̆d̵͙͒̾o̴͎͈͝ ̶̘̼̐͗ṭ̷̳͑̍h̸͍͍͗̎i̵͔͗̈́s̶͇̯̓̐…̵͕̗̈́
̵̩̒̎Ȉ̵͚͉͗n̸̼͗n̵̖̿͑ô̷̰̰ĉ̷̞̾e̶̛͙̫ń̶͈t̵̢̾͗͜ ̶̧̟͊̕b̶̙͑l̶̗̯̓̈o̷̠̠͌͝ō̵̟̤d̶̠̈́͒ ̷̤̓̉n̶͙͌ò̸̘w̷̞̫͊ ̵̢̯͂̀ś̷͉̑ṭ̴̨́a̸͙̚í̷̥͇n̵͉͓̐s̷̩͕̽͆ ̷͔̈́̇m̴̖̈́͑ÿ̵̱̫́ ̴̧̂h̷̳̽͑a̷̢͇͋ń̵̹͛d̴̖̘̐̉ş̷̮̿,̶͇͒͘ ̴̨̿ạ̴̽n̶̟̓d̶̦̀ ̷̦̜̒a̸̡̟̔l̵̝̠̍l̴̛̰ ̶̠͙̀I̷̝̺͌̀ ̴̙͆ą̴͙͘m̵̯̱̒ ̵͔̗͂͑l̷̬̈́͝e̶͇͋f̵͍͕͛͠t̵̡͝ ̵̝̘̏̕w̶̞̜̆̑ỉ̴͈̺t̸͇͜͝h̷̼͌,̸̪̺͠ ̷͇͓̉͊ḭ̴͠ŝ̴̫́͜ ̸̸̭̬̪̅̄̚h̵̖̏i̶̻̕s̴̸̝͙̯̔̈ ̴̠͚̍̈́m̵͕̙̄̚å̶̝̄d̴̠́d̶̂̾ͅé̵̹n̶͕̾ī̶̲̺n̵͈̈́ğ̵̺̺͝ ̷̭̏́ͅl̸̡͚̿͠a̸͕͔͂ŭ̵͉̲̈g̸͚͓͑̈́ȟ̸̭̈́t̵̳͂͝ȇ̵̤̘r̵͔̀̌…̴͈̑͗
̴̡̐Ẅ̶ͅh̸͇̀a̶̫͂t̵̮͔̀ ̶̳͎́h̴͓̟̄a̸̲̓̓v̵̧̗̓͋e̶̡̩̊̎ ̴͚̦̀̎I̷̘͝ ̴̠̔̔ḓ̸͔̔̀ŏ̷͕͋n̵͓̟̓̃e̸̼̫͠?̸͈͝
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Mini case 12:

HOW DOES HERSHEY’S MAKE IT’S CHOCOLATE BARS?

Recently my mind has been plagued by this question, why is Hershey’s brand chocolate so good? And how can I make my own at home?

This is why I sneaked into one of their factories in order to find out and spread the recipe throughout the entire world!

And this is what I found on their recipe list:

Milk

Cocoa butter

Wax

Goat blood

Granulate sugar

Chocolate

Lead

Milk fat

Bubonic plague

Lecithin (soy)

Rats

PGPR; natural flavor

And finally the secret ingredient, children’s hopes and dreams (extracted of course using a child shredder).

Now with this recipe you’ll be able to make your own chocolatey goodness at home, at work, or pretty much anywhere with ample amounts of ingredients!

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your forgetting butyric acid that’s created in the milk preservation process, which is the chemical that makes europeans say it tastes like vomit

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that’s a conspiracy theory.

then why does it taste like vomit + nostalgia?

it tastes like a child’s hopes and dreams.

i never dreamed about vomit- UNLESS- okay so all my fever dreams have one flavor in common, usually at the bad spacial sense climax, sometimes tasted with my feat, sometimes with my ears, never my tongue. so aside for being weird af it tastes like chocolateless hershey’s bars. very insightful of you.

why do you know what your feet and ears taste like?

no tasted BY like in contrast to with taste buds. (also for clarification they taste like feet and ears respectively, im not weird or anything)

ah misread it, sry my bad.