Todd Howard descends from the heavens and presents Thrive 76.
Todat is just not your day.
The Race invades Germany.
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But the Race stops and Germany remains stable and normal (I don’t know what you mean by “Race”).
Today is just not your day.
This thread is the Vending Machine re-invented.
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The Race is a reference to Worldwar, a series by Harry Turtledove about aliens invading Earth during World War Two.
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You attend his funeral but since radioactivity still linger in his corpse in the chest you can’t even enter the ceremony since security has it locked down hard until the chest has been incinerated.
Today is just not your day.
Aren’t you supposed to answer my post to continue the game?
Hey, you were supposed to answer my post, lol. Oh well… .
you post that and @hhyyrylainen sees it and closes this thread.
today is just not anyone’s day.
my flying mutant cyborg rat from disaster dominoes fly’s through a portal and eats a man.
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The gods from Gods of the planet decide that enough is enough and erase you from history.
Today is not your day, Zen.
I discover extraterrestrial life inside a meteorite.
The life is multicellular, meaning that the great filter is likely ahead of us. You are filled with existential dread.
Today is just not your day.
I shoot the Mona Lisa
leonardo davinci’s ghost kills you
today is just not your day
you get frozen for 1,000 years.
the people of the future found you and unfroze you, thinking you were dead, they cut you to peices to examine you and you died
today is just not your day
you become the president of the USA.
(was thinking more along the lines of futerama)
you get assassinated.
today is just not your day.
you get frozen for 1,000 years in the universe of futerama.
(i’m a fan of futurama so i’ll play along)
The futurama ensues up until episode 72, when the idiots at FOX HQ cancel the show.
Today is not your day.
You keep a monarch butterfly as a pet
It flies away and you cry.
Today is just not your day.
You go for lunch.
Turns out the chef mixed up your plate of fish with a nuclear power rod, which you eat.
Today is just not your day.
You go to your old preschool place to visit.
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the place is called kindergarten 2 and you arrive when nugget goes insane in the end.
today is just not your day.
you get a sushi meal at a gas station.
the sushi was old and filled with bacteria, so you’re sick now.
today is just not your day.
you get married to your crush.
she thinks you are cheating on you so kills you in your sleep.
today is just not your day.
you create mutagen.
you turn into a monster and no one loves you.
today is just not your day.
you become famous.
for being a monster.
today is just not your day.
you fall in love.