the girl/guy you fall in love with has a crazy boy/girlfriend, when he/she found out about your love for his/her partner, she/he killed you.
today is just not your day.
you killed someone and didn’t get caught.
But @hhyyrylainen catches you, and closes this thread.
Today is just not your thread
@hhyyrylainen is laughing at you, and he bans you, so that nobody can ever continue this thread.
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but someone did continue this thread.
today is just not your day.
you saved someone from drowning.
and in doing so, you drowned yourself instead.
Today is just not your day.
What’s this, you spot something in the distance!
its a meteor that is hurtling towards you.
today is just not your day.
you get teleported to the world of Fallout 4.
But you are re-teleported to this thread, only to be locked inside by @hhyyrylainen.
Today is just not your day, nor your thread.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend asks @hhyyrylainen to lock this thread for good.
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My girlfriend/boyfriend mysteriously cannot be found.
Today is never my day.
You buy a metal straw.
And you use the metal straw to drink poison, because you couldn’t find your lover.
Today is just not your day.
@hhyyrylainen becomes your boyfriend/girlfriend, so that he can explain you the importance of locking this thread.
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@hhyyrylainen skskskskins me alive at the mere thought of that.
Today is just not my day.
You go to Hamilton.
(whats up with all the @hhyyrylainen stuff?)
the phantom of the opera attacks.
today is just not your day.
you get frozen at Vault 111.
That’s enough of mentioning me in this thread.
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He literally just said to stop mentioning him!!!
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And died because you aren’t the main character.
Today is not your day
This thread has been obliterated by a hacker who feels that this thread is too fricking annoying
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he succeeded now you can’t play anymore/he didn’t succeed and the thread will continue and you can’t do anything about it.
today is just not your day.
you became rich.
Sorry, @h… just kidding. I thought the mentioning issue was only about the jokes, and I wanted to make sure [Subject name here] would see that I understood.
a gold digger steals your money.
today is just not your day.
you decide to explore the Mariana Trench.
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You choke on a plastic bag
today is just not your day
you travel to france
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But Elizabeth notices that you are changing the coordinates of the Zeppelin to New York’s (N40W074) instead of France’s, so she knocks you out with a wrench.
Today is just not your day.
You’re dealing with a bullshitocommunistorevolutionist named Fitzroy (just remember the Fitzroy part, lol).
Elizabeth : *sobbing
Me : Hahahahahahahahaha…
Update : Oops, spoiler alert! 
you start to worship a banana.