the banana gods weren’t pleased with you and killed you. now you’re in banana heck.
today is just not your day.
you’re now controlling the body of stalin.
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But wait! Nobody continued my post? Oh well, as always…
Resignedly, “today is just not your day”.
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i do not know who that is.
today is just not my day.
your pet turtles get mutated!
they killed and ate your family
today is just not your day
you control the USSR comrade.
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Your reign is cut abruptly after you run out of potatoes.
Today is just not your day
You are now able to go back in time by a random unspecified amount at will.
You jump back one second and cause an infinite amount of suffering as you displace your own atoms an infinite amount of times.
Today is just not your day.
You sit down on a pile of human flesh.
you are labeled as a sociopath and get arrested.
today is just not your day.
you eat a hamburger.
You eat a hamburger, but your language has an ergative syntax, so a hamburger eats you (your name is Bob(if you watch Artifexian you will understand)).
Today is just not your day.
A time traveler from the future brings you the complete Thrive
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and only a supercomputer can run it.
today is just not your day.
you move to Tatooine.
You hate sand. It’s rough and coarse and it gets everywhere.
Today is not your day.
What are the odds! You find a winning lottery ticket and the guy who had it just died!
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your life is now ruined, because too much money
today is just not your day
you have a new pet cat
you end up stuck in your house paralyzed after tripping and falling on your back.
the door to the outside is locked.
unable to leave. mr snuffles gouges out your flesh in a hangry rage as you lie on the floor unable to do anything.
you die after 2 days of painful torture.
Today is not your day
You awaken in what appears to be heaven.
But the TF2 spy appears and tells you to burn in heaven. Thus, you burn in heaven.
Today is just not your day.
You’re increasing the artificial post count.
You get banned because thats illegal
Today is just not your day
Reddit 2 is announced
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But Reddit 2 is soon overrun by increased artificial post counts.
Today is just not your day.
This thread gets locked.
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Cannot reply to this message thread
Today is just not your day
You visit the local swamp
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You encounter a friendly crocodile who plays a tiny trumpet.
you walk away feeling fulfilled before being mauled by a crazy homeless guy.
Today is just not your day
You wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
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But you find out that you’re not P. Diddy
Today is just not your day
A leader ranked user locks this thread 
"Haha you fool, you thought you did something, but you didn’t and this forum game remains unlocked!"
Today is not your day
You suddenly develop telekinetic powers.
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