Midway, your time machine malfunctions and sends you to before the Big Bang.
Today is just not your day
I download Disney Plus
Which means you have it and I donโt
Today is just not my day
You go outside
your deformed eyes sizzle as photons bombard them. you are soon blinded.
today is just not your day
you come inside.
It smells so bad that you die.
Today is just not your day.
Baby shark do dodoododo!
you accidently swallow some of it.
today is just not your day.
you walk into a bank forgetting that you have not taken off your mask because it is halloween.
They knew this, but a cop wanted to arrest you for โthe heistโ but failed.
Today is just not his day.
A blind man walks into a bar.
and bumps into a biker promptly starts a bar fight.
today is just not your day.
you hold a staring contest with a mirror.
what did you expect, the mirror always wins.
today is just not your day.
you become russian, comrade!
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But you are killed by a former KGB communist agent.
Today is just not your day.
Someone, close this thread, please! 
edit: jk, continue the thread pls
Ok.
Today is a good day.
The end.
Full stop. No reverse cards. Absolutely final. Every post after this indicates that the poster does not want the Thrive battle pass.
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I was jokinโ!
Itโs not the end.
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Youโre going to see the new Sonic movie.
Well, the jokeโs on you: They present the old sonic model instead of the new and improved version!
Today is not your day
Whoโs that pokemon?
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It is Gollum nicknamed โTouretteโ!
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Youโre trying to get a flawless mission in XCOM 2 on Legend difficulty just to look like Thrawn.
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Your brain explodes
today is not your day
you become thanos car
no you become thanos [redacted 18+]
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Thanos doesnโt know how to feel about this.
Thanos takes a cold shower.
Today is just not your day.
You stare at the computer screen. Every action youโve taken has lead to this moment, but is it worth it?
Are you sure you want to open this?
Think of what you're doing, please!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees donโt care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Letโs shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I canโt. Iโll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. Iโm excited. Hereโs the graduate. Weโre very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all Bโs. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! Thatโs me! - Wave to us! Weโll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought Iโd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. Iโm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
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I have reached Crazy in love
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I'm now spacefaring
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RoboBomb has come back to the forums with nazi propaganda
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Don't worry you can reach the end!
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You can do it!
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Go, go, go! charge!
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You're near the end!
โฆor are you good siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir?
Haha, no you're not. At least not yet. But you can do it!
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Do it!
Just do it!
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You're almost done!
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You're near the end! I'm not joking!
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Congrats! You reached the end!
You have reached the impossible like Andrew Ryan! congratulation! you just won a travel to Guantaโฆ
https://youtu.be/LXx-ejpmPHs
Today is just not your day.
You read the entire Misc. thread and the lost spam thread.
I have three questions. Why, where, and when?
Wait, what do you mean?
Why.
Where.
When.
Answer me.