But for what? Oh you mean the belgium propaganda thing?
It was a joke, actually.
No, I donโt. Nevermind.
But, what did you mean? I really wanna know.
you get telaported to the rvb universe.
You decide to eat fugu (pufferfish).
It is actually alive and pokes your throat
Today is just not your day
You decide to eat 4 day sashimi
What a coincidence. I just thought of myself explaining to someone how I unintentionally killed this thread yesterday in the evening.
I do not know what sashimi is also fugu is Pufferfish meat not the whole fish and also the most toxic food in the world if prepared incorrectly.
You have sashimi that has been rotting for days and you feel very sick.
Today is just not your day.
You are a mild mannered scientist that gets bitten by a radioactive Cockroach.
The radiation levels burn that entire area of skin, and leaves you slowly dying a painful death
Today is just not your day
The 6th smash dlc fighter is announced
It is another fire emblem character
Today is just not your day
You go bungee jumping
the cord doesnโt snap. instead you have a great time bungee jumping with your pals.
It seems today just was your day.
until you were visciously mauled to death by a pack of wild babies.
Today is just not your day
you adopt a baby girl.
The girl cries for literally forever.
Today is just not your day.
You decide to eat gas station sushi.
You become sick with deathvirus
Today is just not your day.
You go snowboarding
And awake Yetty
Today is just not your day
You try to sleep
you never wake up.
today is just not your day.
you go to a toxic waste dump protesting it.
You become Hulk, and the other Hulk fights you
Today is just not your day
You go to a birthday party
you went to the party, but a few hours later you had a fever and some coughing, you contracted Covid-19, you should have stayed at home, shame on you, now youโll spread the disease.
today is just not your day.
you watch some minecraft videos
You watch Minecraft video
Today is not your day
You took your telephone to fixing
the repairman was incompetent and the next time you used it it exploded and killed you.
today is just not your day.
you buy fallout 76.
your pc is a big potato and the game didnโt work because of that.
today is just not your day
the president gave you a billion dollars